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Ehud posted:I can't believe how many bad teams there are We Truly Are The Garbageball.
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Nov 17, 2015 14:09
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Ehud posted:I can't believe how many bad teams there are Its been a really weird season where theres like 3 top teams and the rest are just average to awful
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Nov 17, 2015 14:11
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R.D. Mangles posted:Jay Cutler rules. Yeah he does. I wish Chicago sportswriters would pump the brakes about Jeremy Langford, though. Dude is averaging 3.5 yards a carry and dropped a game-ending pass that hit him right in the hands, and they're ready to kick Forte to the curb for some reason.
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Nov 17, 2015 14:16
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fsif posted:Hahahahahahaha, the video is even better. Congrats on being even stodgier and thinner-skinned than Mike freaking Mularkey. This will be yet another good playoff game this year from the Bengals.
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Nov 17, 2015 14:16
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CyberPingu posted:Its been a really weird season where theres like 3 top teams and the rest are just average to awful go cardinals
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Nov 17, 2015 14:17
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There are a lot of bad teams because there's a lot of bad retread coaches and coordinators who need to be fired
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Nov 17, 2015 14:46
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Parm's new av is the best thing ever. Much thanks to whoever just made his posts worth reading.
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Nov 17, 2015 14:50
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Quest For Glory II posted:I feel like if I was a fan of an undefeated team I'd rather my team get defeated early enough to work out their flaws BEFORE the playoffs than lose in the playoffs first, or lose right at the end of the regular season from sitting starters or whatever It's a really bad team that's not looking for flaws and working on them after a victory.
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Nov 17, 2015 14:51
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Dalton should take on Pacman as a media relations consultant 
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Nov 17, 2015 14:53
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Ron Rivera giving the team Monday off Watch Cam, lol. Most of the team came in anyway and watched film.
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Nov 17, 2015 14:53
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If Dalton wanted to burn Watt he should have said that all the HGH Watt was using is clogging up his brain and we should cut him some slack. The pants making GBS threads meltdown in the press and around the league would have been glorious. Red Rifle phew phew!
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Nov 17, 2015 14:57
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If Watt wanted to burn Dalton he just had to turn on the lights.
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Nov 17, 2015 15:04
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Ramadu posted:N: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/11/16/carson-palmer-could-be-facing-fine-for-crotch-chop-at-seattle-fans/ 
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Nov 17, 2015 15:12
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The Texans are going to make the playoffs and win in them as the psychological effects of JJ Watt's increasingly juvenile taunts to opposing QBs allow the team to overcome their notable deficiencies in skill and ability. First they will win in Oakland when Derek Carr throws 4 interceptions after hearing Watt call his brother "lame". Then onto a victory against the Steelers where JJ's implication of a cootie-related side effect to Big Ben's bathroom escapades proves too much for Pittsburgh to handle. And finally, in the AFC championship game, it's the Patriots who are on the receiving end of some dirty mind tricks, as JJ Watt uses Tom Brady's vain against him by calling him an "old man". The Texans then go on to win an unceremonious and somber Super Bowl 50, dominating a shell-shocked Packers team led by Scott Tolzien after Aaron Rodgers is found hanging in his hotel room the morning of the big game, his suicide not containing but one word, "manlet", a direct quote from JJ Watt.
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Nov 17, 2015 15:14
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The Texans are 4 and 5 and beat a team that managed to only score 2 field goals at home. I doubt they beat the Jags or Titans again this year. Bortles will be drinking their milkshakes.
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Nov 17, 2015 15:22
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Sheriff posted:The Texans are going to make the playoffs and win in them as the psychological effects of JJ Watt's increasingly juvenile taunts to opposing QBs allow the team to overcome their notable deficiencies in skill and ability. First they will win in Oakland when Derek Carr throws 4 interceptions after hearing Watt call his brother "lame". Then onto a victory against the Steelers where JJ's implication of a cootie-related side effect to Big Ben's bathroom escapades proves too much for Pittsburgh to handle. And finally, in the AFC championship game, it's the Patriots who are on the receiving end of some dirty mind tricks, as JJ Watt uses Tom Brady's vain against him by calling him an "old man". I would like to subscribe to your reality.
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Nov 17, 2015 15:22
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It's time for the Case Keenum experience Still better than the Nick Foles experience
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Nov 17, 2015 15:33
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I had a dream last night that JJ Watt and Ronda Rousey started dating and they had a reality show on Netflix called Real American Heroes. 
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Nov 17, 2015 15:38
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Spoeank posted:I had a dream last night that JJ Watt and Ronda Rousey started dating and they had a reality show on Netflix called Real American Heroes. Prophecy is a kind of dream, I suppose.
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Nov 17, 2015 15:49
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Kalli posted:
Flacco is actually 7th in passing yards this season, because the defense is idiotic and the running game is bad. Unfortunately, also, the receiving corps is even worse. God if the Ravens actually had some wideouts this season this offense would actually look Good instead of wildly inconsistent
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Nov 17, 2015 15:57
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http://www.charlotteobserver.com/opinion/article45163665.htmlquote:Tennesee Titans fan Rosemary Plorin of Nashville attended Sunday’s game against the Carolina Panthers with her fourth-grade daughter. On Monday, she sent us this note she wrote to Panthers’ quarterback Cam Newton: ahahahahahahahahahahaha what a moron
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Nov 17, 2015 15:58
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Ehud posted:http://www.charlotteobserver.com/opinion/article45163665.html Goddammit it came here to post this. It might just be the single whitest thing ever written aside from people bitching about batflips
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Nov 17, 2015 16:00
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If I had a kid, I'd want them to be Good And Cool, so I would encourage them to watch Cam "Good And Cool" Newton
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Nov 17, 2015 16:01
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Ehud posted:http://www.charlotteobserver.com/opinion/article45163665.html That mom is setting up Life to dunk all over her little girl.
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Nov 17, 2015 16:03
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Is there a .gif or video of whatever this Cam dance is that has somehow shaken the Titans community to its very core?
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Nov 17, 2015 16:04
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when did he pelvic thrust?
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Nov 17, 2015 16:05
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WHOOPS posted:Is there a .gif or video of whatever this Cam dance is that has somehow shaken the Titans community to its very core? All he did was dance, then after like 5 seconds a bunch of Titans came over to be sad about giving up a touchdown, so Cam danced at them for another 5 seconds. How dare he.
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Nov 17, 2015 16:05
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i like how tom brady walks out of a post game presser like a complete fuckboy and no one says a thing if cam did that you'd hear about it for weeks
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Nov 17, 2015 16:06
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you mean like how Tom Brady screamed at the refs and followed them out of the game when it was over after they lost to the Panthers last year and everyone was all "look how passionate he is"
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Nov 17, 2015 16:07
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Ehud posted:http://www.charlotteobserver.com/opinion/article45163665.html 
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Nov 17, 2015 16:07
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People like to throw around the phrase "role model" without really thinking about what it means. If you're trying to be an NFL player professionally to the exclusion of all other life pursuits, by all means, make a football player your role model. For most other walks of life, having to wake up at 5 AM and train for hours, live in a city that's not your actual home for 5 months, literally sleep with your coworkers for days or weeks at a time, and deal with the national media may not be a relevant role to emulate.
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Nov 17, 2015 16:08
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Sounds like everyone who wants to be in the military looks up to Cameron Newton.
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Nov 17, 2015 16:10
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Cam should strive to be more of a role model like the other NFL players who beat women, drive intoxicated, rape, and murder.
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Nov 17, 2015 16:10
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Tennessee is probably only about 30 years behind the rest of the planet culturally, so I imagine the Safety Dance is en vogue about now. And that teaches us the only lesson we need here.
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Nov 17, 2015 16:13
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WHOOPS posted:Is there a .gif or video of whatever this Cam dance is that has somehow shaken the Titans community to its very core? https://twitter.com/balleralert/status/666232627192586240 Cam rules and all people who are mad at this are mentally ill
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Nov 17, 2015 16:13
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New topic, what the gently caress Browns? Quick reads are out: http://www.footballoutsiders.com/quick-reads/2015/week-10-quick-reads Roethlisberger had 380 yards passing, and... quote:Roethlisberger's completions, yards, and touchdowns do not include the four DPI flags he drew for another 141 yards, but those penalties are accounted for in his DYAR. Each of those DPI flags gained at least 29 yards, and they made up four of his eight longest plays passing plays. There have only been 27 DPI flags that long all season. No other quarterback has even drawn four of them all season, let alone in a single game. Carson Palmer and Jameis Winston have drawn three each; Palmer is the only other quarterback to get two in a game. Roethlisberger killed the Browns all day long with deep passes. Counting those DPIs as completions, he went 10-of-13 for 356 yards on passes that traveled at least 16 yards past the line of scrimmage. Yes, that is 27.4 yards per play.
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Nov 17, 2015 16:23
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Ehud posted:http://www.charlotteobserver.com/opinion/article45163665.html Obviously angry that their daughter couldnt handle being served and had no comeback to Cam's superior dance moves.
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Nov 17, 2015 16:25
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No Butt Stuff posted:when did he pelvic thrust? It really drove them insaaaaaaane...
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4 RING SHRIMP posted:Hey guys, please don't be mean to Andy Dalton (because he can't handle it) Now That's Paper
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