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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Shout out to the Bengals, Panthers, and Cardinals. Let's murder the Packers, Patriots, and Broncos.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Chromatic posted:

This is Fitzgerald's last decent chance to get a ring and he knows it, so seeing his face when the Cardinals lose in the playoffs is going to be really difficult to watch.

Edit: I kid, the Cardinals are my NFC team this year. They own.

Larry is probably the most deserving dude in the league who doesn't have a ring yet.

Shame the villains are winning this season :smith:

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

born on a buy you posted:

bird gang motherfucker


A disgusting act.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Atticus Finch posted:

Shout out to the Bengals, Panthers, and Cardinals. Let's murder the Packers, Patriots, and Broncos.

:respek:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'm going to be so pissed if the NFC Championship isn't Cardinals/Panthers

Like if some poo poo NFC East team finds a way to clownball their way into... I'm just going be a ball of RAGE.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

DrKennethNoisewater posted:

A disgusting act.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

NC-17 posted:

I'm going to be so pissed if the NFC Championship isn't Cardinals/Panthers

Like if some poo poo NFC East team finds a way to clownball their way into... I'm just going be a ball of RAGE.

If it doesn't end up like that it will be Seattle, not some nfc east bullshit

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Atticus Finch posted:

Shout out to the Bengals, Panthers, and Cardinals. Let's murder the Packers, Patriots, and Broncos.

Hmm. I'll allow it! Cards and Panthers are very high on my list of good teams so I wish them well! Bengals have some issues but are well outside my list of bad teams. Plus, I feel that every TFFer would support a first-time franchise winner so those three teams need our support!

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

born on a buy you posted:

bird gang motherfucker

how do i explain this to my child

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

how do i explain this to my child

tell your kid "BIRD GANG BITCH"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Parmesan Basil posted:

Hmm. I'll allow it! Cards and Panthers are very high on my list of good teams so I wish them well! Bengals have some issues but are well outside my list of bad teams. Plus, I feel that every TFFer would support a first-time franchise winner so those three teams need our support!

Was three days not enough?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

how do i explain this to my child

That kid probably has a list of issues higher than this so I would cross the bridge when you come to it.

(Just kidding Im pretty sure you dont have a kid right? ;-*)

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
i'm single and ready to mingle :twisted:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
My old boss is a big time Vikings fan.
In 2014, he named the family dog Bridgewater. He was at the game last night, and I was tempering how excited I was that the Cardinals won with thinking of how sad he must be :smith:

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

canyoneer posted:

My old boss is a big time Vikings fan.
In 2014, he named the family dog Bridgewater. He was at the game last night, and I was tempering how excited I was that the Cardinals won with thinking of how sad he must be :smith:

Minus the last real play of the game, he's probably feeling pretty good. That was the best that Teddy has looked all year, and the game (rightfully) had a +10.5 spread. Sucks to lose that way, but any real Vikings Minnesota Sports fan is pretty numb to that kind of ending to a game. They weren't on the wrong side of a record-setting comeback to lose the game? Chalk it up as a push at worst.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

drat, so quote isn't edit?

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

tell your kid "BIRD GANG BITCH"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

canyoneer posted:

My old boss is a big time Vikings fan.
In 2014, he named the family dog Bridgewater. He was at the game last night, and I was tempering how excited I was that the Cardinals won with thinking of how sad he must be :smith:

That dog is going to have such a complex when your boss curses Teddy every time he fucks up

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
If I named my dog Chad Henne, I'd still be in prison

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Intruder posted:

Was three days not enough?

I cut out the problematic stuff just for you, my friend. I will endeavor to make sure fights and arguments are at a minimum!

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Intruder posted:

Was three days not enough?

At this point, I genuinely think he has autism

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Parmesan Basil posted:

I cut out the problematic stuff just for you, my friend. I will endeavor to make sure fights and arguments are at a minimum!

Yeah, finding synonyms for "just" and "evil" and saying the exact same horse poo poo sure is dropping that gimmick. Well done.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Well, if it's still controversial, I'll try better to whoa it up for everyone. My fault!

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Exclamation points!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

i'm single and ready to mingle :twisted:

Meet me at Ralph Wilson Stadium. :wink:

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
"I have a son who is very kind, and I am proud" - something I plan to say in a few years

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Pron on VHS posted:

"I have a son who is very kind, and I am proud" - something I plan to say in a few years

Good luck to you with that! Being a dad is crazy, but fun!

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

how do i explain this to my child

tell them that he just got real excited when he saw his friends Pup, Phil, and Sugar Cane in the stands and did their secret friendship dance

(True story)

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
As someone who actually kinda likes the Cardinals it's really hilarious to see how much their team/fans hate the Seahawks

It's the one exception to bird team solidarity

Manoueverable fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Dec 11, 2015

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Manoueverable posted:

As someone who actually kinda likes the Cardinals it's really hilarious to see how much their team/fans hate the Seahawks

It's the one exception to bird team solidarity

Yeah definitely dislike them the least out of our division rivals.

will still be delighted to end their season though

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Manoueverable posted:

As someone who actually kinda likes the Cardinals it's really hilarious to see how much their team/fans hate the Seahawks

It's the one exception to bird team solidarity

A Seahawk is not a real bird. (p.s. cat teams forever)

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

ChickenMedium posted:

A Seahawk is not a real bird. (p.s. cat teams forever)

Ospreys are very real sir

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
the Eagles and Cardinals are cool bird teams

not so much the rest of the bird gang

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Ross Angeles posted:

Ospreys are very real sir

Then they'd be the Seattle Ospreys :colbert:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Then they'd be the Seattle Ospreys :colbert:

You're right Oakland Raider fan, no team should ever use a nickname for something as their team name.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Bad Moon posted:

You're right Oakland Raider fan, no team should ever use a nickname for something as their team name.

If the Raiders didn't use a nickname, people'd think they were from Pittsburgh.

And obviously, that's unacceptable.

Catfish Stevens
Jul 9, 2001

WHO DAT? Who gives a damn?

Manoueverable posted:

As someone who actually kinda likes the Cardinals it's really hilarious to see how much their team/fans hate the Seahawks

It's the one exception to bird team solidarity

Probably more along the lines of everyone not-the-Seahawks hating the Seahawks (and their fans). You TFF guys are mostly cool though.

Catfish Stevens
Jul 9, 2001

WHO DAT? Who gives a damn?

Intruder posted:

Was three days not enough?

Can we swap him out for Pop Dog?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
If the Browns win out with JFF I'll post a pic of my "Free Pop Dog" Tattoo.

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Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Catfish Stevens posted:

Probably more along the lines of everyone not-the-Seahawks hating the Seahawks (and their fans). You TFF guys are mostly cool though.

Yeah everybody loving hates us thanks to the bandwagoners. It gets hard to keep from taking all the "lol seahawks fans don't know football existed before 2012" in gdts personally though.

I tried to make a Toaster Beef ripoff because I can't draw for poo poo comic joking about how bad/dumb the bandwagoners are but we've played pretty well since and I don't think anyone outside of Seattle would get it anyway :v:

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