Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
WadeBartender
Aug 18, 2013

Astro7x posted:

So far, here are all the announced participants for the Battle Royal

Heath Slater
Curtis Axel
Adam Rose
Bo Dallas
Big Show
Kane

Other people not doing anything as of yet...

Wyatts not named Luke Harper (RIP)
Damien Sandow
Darren Young
Diego/Fernando
Fandango
Goldust
Swagger
League of Nation members not in the Tag Match
Ascension
R-Truth
Tyler Breeze

It's the biggest poo poo show ever.

not even the LoN Members because its a 3 on 4 handicap match against the New Day so they're all busy

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

abraham linksys posted:

how are there people in this thread still optimistic about wwe's future plans for literally any wrestler

kalisto winning the US title is the only good thing to happen to this godforsaken main roster in ages and even it feels like a fluke and now involves loving RYBACK

'how does this feud work towards reforming rybaxel' is what I, and the wwe universe, want to know

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MotU posted:

people joke about political hits but someone is putting out Legit Murder Hits on Good Wrestlers and I Don't Like It

*hands Sami a sign reading "HITMAN"*


because he's from Canada and a Bret Hart fan see

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
is there anyone who looks exactly like ryback and we can make past Ryback team up with current Curtis Axel to knock sense into Current Ryback and we can call them Ryback to the Future


also future Curtis Axel (is simoultaneous IC/US/WWEWHC) (also has mirror sunglasses) can come out and try to stop Ryback to the Future b/c it turns out Curtis Axel was better off splitting from ryback but current curtis axel and past ryback care more about friendship than prestige so they fight him anyways

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

abraham linksys posted:

how are there people in this thread still optimistic about wwe's future plans for literally any wrestler

the trick is to truly and honestly not care

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MotU posted:

is there anyone who looks exactly like ryback and we can make past Ryback team up with current Curtis Axel to knock sense into Current Ryback and we can call them Ryback to the Future


also future Curtis Axel (is simoultaneous IC/US/WWEWHC) (also has mirror sunglasses) can come out and try to stop Ryback to the Future b/c it turns out Curtis Axel was better off splitting from ryback but current curtis axel and past ryback care more about friendship than prestige so they fight him anyways

Goldberg

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
You know who doesn't get injured? The big show OR kane!!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


oatgan posted:

the trick is to truly and honestly not care

The only bright side of all the injuries to My Favorite WWE Wrestlers is it brings me closer to this ultimate goal

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

They can just pad out the battle royal with NXT call ups...

...and have Kane and Big Show throw them all out.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

oatgan posted:

the trick is to truly and honestly not care

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Curtis Axel can do anything, just as long as he keeps the YEE movement going

maybe establish a YEE section

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

That DICK! posted:

"Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens in singles is going to happen at the next WrestleMania"
/
http://i.imgur.com/6slBoQc.gifv
I barely care about Zayn, shoving him into a 3 week one on one build based on some poo poo 80% of the audience doesn't know about would be real dumb

I don't know if a clusterfuck ladder match is the answer but it'll be fun to watch and KO was real good tonight

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lol this Raw was supposed to make people care about Wrestlemania

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

GrimGypsy posted:

lol this Raw was supposed to make people care about Wrestlemania

is the titty lady from dean ambrose segment gonna show back up b/c then i care

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
What the gently caress is the acronym behind ARMBAR?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

wyoak posted:

I barely care about Zayn, shoving him into a 3 week one on one build based on some poo poo 80% of the audience doesn't know about would be real dumb

I don't know if a clusterfuck ladder match is the answer but it'll be fun to watch and KO was real good tonight

I'm not disagreeing with you on this, but it astounds me that in all their tv time they've had since Sami came onto the main roster they haven't had one video package to set the stage for the issues between the two.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
WWE loving up wrestlers is also entertaining for dark comedy reasons.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
like everything I was hoping would come to pass on Mania isn't happening

- no Neville
- Kalisto in a poo poo match instead
- AJ in a blah match we've seen before (this will be good but not nearly as good as he deserves)
- no Tyler Breeze
- New Day facing lovely boring opponents
- Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens both stuck in a meaningless title feud that also includes lovely people like The Miz and Dolph Zigger

I'm looking forward to Ambrose and the Divas match but everything else is just so disappointing on every loving level and makes me feel like an idiot for having watched the last year of main roster programming

please give me Neville and Zayn and Owens back in NXT :smith:

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

wyoak posted:

I barely care about Zayn, shoving him into a 3 week one on one build based on some poo poo 80% of the audience doesn't know about would be real dumb

I don't know if a clusterfuck ladder match is the answer but it'll be fun to watch and KO was real good tonight

Maybe don't have him debut 3 weeks before Mania by confronting Owens then.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


JoshVanValkenburg posted:

What the gently caress is the acronym behind ARMBAR?

AndRe Memorial BAttle Royal

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Astro7x posted:

So far, here are all the announced participants for the Battle Royal

Heath Slater
Curtis Axel
Adam Rose
Bo Dallas
Big Show
Kane

Other people not doing anything as of yet...

Wyatts not named Luke Harper (RIP)
Damien Sandow
Darren Young
Diego/Fernando
Fandango
Goldust
Swagger
League of Nation members not in the Tag Match
Ascension
R-Truth
Tyler Breeze

It's the biggest poo poo show ever.

There's gotta be more than that. Maybe half the royale will be NXT and Divas.


You know what'd be a great payoff? If Owens is seconds away from grabbing the title and Michael Cole pushes him off the ladder then Byron Saxton does this to him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqWudY_iViM

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

Food Court Druid posted:

Maybe don't have him debut 3 weeks before Mania by confronting Owens then.

Well tell him not to tear his shoulder or whatever on his way to the ring next time

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

i cant believe this is the worst wrestlemania ever you guys

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Food Court Druid posted:

Maybe don't have him debut 3 weeks before Mania by confronting Owens then.

they should have held him for after mania

ugh

wyoak posted:

Well tell him not to tear his shoulder or whatever on his way to the ring next time

lol as if they would have done zayn/owens at mania if he hadn't

no, we need to elevate the IC title by having a bunch of midcard jobbers with no angles or active feuds try for it in a repeat of a bland match

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Ostentatious posted:

i cant believe this is the worst wrestlemania ever you guys

All it needs now is togas.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
When did this injury spree start? Seth Rollins, right?

That was right around when they wanted to do WWE Champion Reigns again.

Just saying.

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

abraham linksys posted:

they should have held him for after mania
Maybe but dude probably wants to be involved

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

MotU posted:

is the titty lady from dean ambrose segment gonna show back up b/c then i care



That lady has back problems.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Food Court Druid posted:

Maybe don't have him debut 3 weeks before Mania by confronting Owens then.

What's even the point of saying "they couldn't have built a good one on one feud in only 3 weeks" anyway

Like

It's 5 hours a week you have of main roster programming. 15 hours total.

26 loving writers should absolutely be able to make 1 passable thing work in 15 hours of build.

WadeBartender
Aug 18, 2013
Sami Zayn officially too good for wrestlemania you heard it here first folks

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

This is how every raw should begin: By letting the audience know that this is a Roman-free zone.

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


I'm watching the west coast broadcast right now and I could've sworn cheers were being piped in during Roman's segment. Is it just me?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Drinkin' to forget this Raw.
The only way I'll make it through this week.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Chris James 2 posted:

What's even the point of saying "they couldn't have built a good one on one feud in only 3 weeks" anyway

Like

It's 5 hours a week you have of main roster programming. 15 hours total.

26 loving writers should absolutely be able to make 1 passable thing work in 15 hours of build.

i guess maybe it's literally impossible to do better with that much programming

maybe we're asking for a miracle

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


abraham linksys posted:

i guess maybe it's literally impossible to do better with that much programming

maybe we're asking for a miracle

Mike Bennett's in TNA

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
Fire Strowman

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

abraham linksys posted:


maybe we're asking for a miracle

all i'm asking for is where's rvd when you need him

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

save us matt hardy

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Chris James 2 posted:



ed: OH gently caress THAT'S LUKE NOOOOOOOOOOO

Lou Parper. :smith:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Chris James 2 posted:

The only bright side of all the injuries to My Favorite WWE Wrestlers is it brings me closer to this ultimate goal

Daniel Bryan is officially a farm, Itami is injured forever, and Uhaa is not the WWE champ nor has he squashed all the stupid boring jabronis in NXT so really what is there in this company to care about?

  • Locked thread