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Jimmy Hats posted:yeah honestly i would good for you  the only thing manlier than fulfilling a sexual battery request is submitting one
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I won't not punch a girl's titties honestly I can't imagine touching a girl at all
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Mar 29, 2017 01:38
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Jimmy Hats posted:You forgot power tools. Lady spotted!!!!! wowie zowie we got a winner
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except maybe having two girls stomp on your balls and then pulling up a camp chair and masturbate while you watch them lez out, thatd be pretty manly right
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sorry im still new at this, if that's not manly enough then the camp chair is camo print and its pockets have beers and a cigar in them
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Mar 29, 2017 01:47
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whoflungpoop posted:except maybe having two girls stomp on your balls and then pulling up a camp chair and masturbate while you watch them lez out, thatd be pretty manly right ouch. maybe?
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whoflungpoop posted:except maybe having two girls stomp on your balls and then pulling up a camp chair and masturbate while you watch them lez out, thatd be pretty manly right whoflungpoop posted:sorry im still new at this, if that's not manly enough then the camp chair is camo print and its pockets have beers and a cigar in them just another friday night 
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Mar 29, 2017 01:52
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i'll punch those titties
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myDad posted:just another friday night 
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Mar 29, 2017 01:55
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whoflungpoop posted:except maybe having two girls stomp on your balls and then pulling up a camp chair and masturbate while you watch them lez out, thatd be pretty manly right It's not manly to have your balls stomped regardless of the situation, in my opinion, cuz that is fuckt up
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Mar 29, 2017 01:56
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WFP if u have a problem with balls or whatever plz just post it in a Pick thread because you're scaring me 
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Mar 29, 2017 01:57
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loving time zones!
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Mar 29, 2017 01:57
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:loving time zones! 
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Mar 29, 2017 01:58
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Sometimes I think it'd be really funny if farts were a visible gas. Like just this sickly brownish or greenish fog wafting out. Especially in the car when I'm driving and rip a really nasty one and then lock the windows and my friend next to me would see the fart and panic before the smell even hit.
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Mar 29, 2017 02:07
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Honky Dong Country posted:Sometimes I think it'd be really funny if farts were a visible gas. Like just this sickly brownish or greenish fog wafting out. Really? This is what you want to be known here for?
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Mar 29, 2017 02:11
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numberoneposter posted:workin towards those 1000 crunches a day i see *flexes Axe me which way to the beach
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Really? This is what you want to be known here for? Who the gently caress cares?
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Hell Yeah posted:i'll punch those titties We doin alpha male poo poo up in this
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Honky Dong Country posted:Who the gently caress cares? have you no e-shame?
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a bone to pick posted:have you no e-shame? I'll admit, I don't think "Ye gads what would GBS think of me?!" has ever been a thought in my head. Also just lol if you haven't made your buddy suffer through a horrendous fart in the car.
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Hell Yeah posted:If your phone runs out of power and you get lost on the way to somewhere, is it manlier to waste 45 minutes finding your way there yourself, or is it manlier to face your social anxiety and stop at a gas station to ask for directions? its manly to have a map in the glove box, and to know how to fold and unfold it
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Mar 29, 2017 02:18
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Honky Dong Country posted:Who the gently caress cares? I already forgot it so whatever
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I already forgot it so lol Also I farted in your pillow to give you pink eye.
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Mar 29, 2017 02:24
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I know honkey dong as the nuclear fart guy
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i'm the tit puncher
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a bone to pick posted:I know honkey dong as the nuclear fart guy Checks out. One of my favorite things to do when I'm under contract is to fart in my protective clothing right before some health physics nerd has to peel them off me. "The Time Bomb." Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Mar 29, 2017 |
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Mar 29, 2017 02:28
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who here has picked a chunk of pulled pork out of their beard and then ate it
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is it more 'manly' to ask for help, or to give it?
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syllable police posted:is it more 'manly' to ask for help, or to give it? Que?
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Hell Yeah posted:who here has picked a chunk of pulled pork out of their beard and then ate it Not pulled pork but I have done this with a little bit of manwich before.
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Jimmy Hats posted:WFP if u have a problem with balls or whatever plz just post it in a Pick thread because you're scaring me hell no gently caress pick im no crazy repressed attention whore i love the balls im just saying IFF (if and only if) you want them stomped on dont be scammed by some craigslist skank for it, just nicely ask any woman u know and she will be like sure, ok because asking for it takes balls and thats manly af yall are lucky in that regard because AS EVIDENCED IN THIS THREAD women cant just get their ladyballs pummelled upon request, i paid regularly for several years to have my tits kicked around but in that case it was taekwondo
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Mar 29, 2017 03:04
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i said i would punch those titties and i meant it
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whoflungpoop posted:i paid regularly for several years to have my tits kicked around but in that case it was taekwondo
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See, the manliest thing to do would be to build the place you were going to right then and there. The people from the place you were going to, they will come to the new place. I repeat, they will come.
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Hell Yeah posted:i said i would punch those titties and i meant it this dude? Manly as gently caress
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if You buy a car from a dealership, and they have a sticker/license plate cover that advertises the dealership on the car, and you don't take it off ASAP, then you're a bitch.
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Any of you ever read Got Fight? by Forrest Griffin? (dumb ufc guy) It's pretty funny and also very manly.
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Jimmy Hats posted:Any of you ever read Got Fight? by Forrest Griffin? (dumb ufc guy) no, I only read books by born retards, ASOIAF and the Harry Dresden series
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:no, I only read books by born retards, ASOIAF and the Harry Dresden series where the gently caress is dresden files 16 it's been like 3 years dude is like jackin off to steampunk poo poo or w/e
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