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Figuring out if someone is sexually receptive without ulterior motives.
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runupon cracker posted:Handjobs Use your feet. As for me, I don't really mind chores but lugging the laundry back and forth between my place and the washing machines in my complex sucks rear end. Between myself and my girlfriend it piles up to more than I can all carry at once and there's no catching up. Wah poor me.
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Jan 17, 2018 00:15
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The weekly rear end-wiping is never much fun
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Jan 17, 2018 00:19
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Unchaining all my children so they can mow the lawn every once in a while
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Jan 17, 2018 00:20
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Bleh Maestro posted:Use your feet. 2 shirts a week. One pair of pants. Shared between both of you. Boom. Problem solved.
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Jan 17, 2018 00:22
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everything takes so much drat effort
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Jan 17, 2018 00:26
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feeding the gimp
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Jan 17, 2018 00:37
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I actually like walking my dog, but I spend most of my work hours staring at a screen and the rest of my free time staring at more screens so walking my dog and looking at trees and poo poo feels great. Also how is this thread not just 3 pages of people saying laundry? its the loving worst. Collect clothes, sort clothes, wash clothes, dry clothes, iron clothes, fold clothes, store clothes, clothes, clothes loving CLOTHES god help you if you have to use a laundromat, that's a good half your day pretending you have poo poo your together. Is there any wonder why most edit: Mowing lawns is pretty bullshit too but thankfully somewhat avoidable. Away all Goats fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Jan 17, 2018 |
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Jan 17, 2018 00:44
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i like to do laundry and fold. i watch tv while i do it its cool and drink some beers. its cool to sort and stuff its fun to me.
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Jan 17, 2018 00:58
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cleaning out drains/any sort of plumbing thing luckily not needed that often
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Jan 17, 2018 04:09
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Seriously though I havent given my bathroom a good clean in close to 3 years now. Im afraid to do it.
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Jan 17, 2018 05:02
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Reading ur posts Jk op hope you’re having a blessed new year
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Jan 17, 2018 05:10
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Dishes are ok, I get to admire my hanzo steel cutlery. And lick them like this guy https://youtu.be/3NI6iu7e91Y
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Jan 17, 2018 05:54
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Jan 17, 2018 07:10
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My body's constant need to poo poo is a chore, so let's just get rid of that, or set it up so that it always breaks clean with no need to wipe afterwards.
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Jan 17, 2018 07:16
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Maintaining the cat boxes.
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Jan 17, 2018 07:20
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janitoring my bitch wifes diseased box with my boner. takes 2 hour of look anime to prime my brain with good memories before i can "do the deed" as they say in the biz
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Jan 17, 2018 07:23
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Dishes aren't bad if you stay on top of it. Cook. Eat. Do dishes. Relax. That said, laundry is worse because as soon as you take that poo poo out of the dryer there's a timer to get it hung up before you have to do a lot of ironing. Mowing the lawn kicks rear end though. My wife and I bought a house last June and it sucked the first time because the previous owner was a dying man whose family had better things to do than keep the yard up but after that once a week it was an hour of zen where I'd throw on some music and walk back and forth across the yard.
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Jan 17, 2018 07:26
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Putting things away/sorting clutter/kids toys.
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Jan 17, 2018 07:31
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Flyball posted:Maintaining the cat boxes. Same. I have a weak stomach when it comes to poo and pee and I always dry heave when I to clean it.
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Jan 17, 2018 07:33
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finalellipsis posted:reading threads that appear interesting at first glance but are already at hundreds of pages Read the first 5 pages, then a few random ones in the middle, and then the last 5 pages, like I did with every literature book in high school.
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Jan 17, 2018 07:37
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Smythe posted:i fukken love doing dishes, & cleaning the kitchen. same. hell I even love cleaning the bathroom. i just love cleaning. get baked, blast music, drink some beers and go to town, poo poo is relaxing. laundry sucks tho I second everyone who hates folding and putting it away. e: also lol at people sorting it before they wash. just be lazy like me and wash everything but towels in cold. poo poo never shrinks or bleeds. esperterra fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Jan 17, 2018 |
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Jan 17, 2018 07:44
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esperterra posted:same. hell I even love cleaning the bathroom. i just love cleaning. get baked, blast music, drink some beers and go to town, poo poo is relaxing. marry me
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Jan 17, 2018 07:48
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Kak posted:marry me a/s/l
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Jan 17, 2018 07:50
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For the first time in my life last weekend, I paid extra for the bundle service at my local laundromat... Instead of costing ~8 USD to run the machines plus whatever the amortized cost of my detergent would be, it cost 25 USD (25 pounds of dirty panties, gross!), but they returned all of my ex-laundry (because now they were merely clothes) neatly folded in a big plastic bag to haul home. This is starkly contrasted to my status-quo of stuffing them back in my laundry basket and looking like a savage with wrinkly clothes! They also had a surprisingly short turnaround time, only a few hours. I may do it again.
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Jan 17, 2018 07:55
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Picking up dog poo poo Love my dog so it's worth it but gently caress I hate that chore
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Jan 17, 2018 08:10
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Who Irons stuff? I wear suits on the reg and they are not all sad an wrinkly, I have an Iron but I just think I used it to squish a bug once.
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Jan 17, 2018 08:53
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Applesnots posted:Who Irons stuff? I wear suits on the reg and they are not all sad an wrinkly, I have an Iron but I just think I used it to squish a bug once. you can iron while u watch tv its cool and makes u feel grown up
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Jan 17, 2018 08:58
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I dont even know where it came from. I think a girlfriend left it? Like 20 years ago.
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Jan 17, 2018 08:59
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I pay my cleaning lady only in cash, it’s a real chore to remember to stop by the ATM near work all the time 
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Jan 17, 2018 09:11
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Cleaning shower.
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Jan 17, 2018 09:38
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Jan 17, 2018 09:50
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My dog is eleven years old and he poops almost immediately into our walks. It sounds like your dog is not getting enough fiber. Make sure she's getting enough fiber in her diet.
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Jan 17, 2018 10:07
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My older dog seems to purposely save up poop just to give us something to clean up. She'll go for a walk after playing in the backyard for an hour before, and half a mile later she's pooping. Her record is three times in a 3.5 mile walk.
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Jan 17, 2018 10:13
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Going with dishes. I'm good about rinsing and washing my dishes immediately after every use so it never takes more than a few minutes now, but when I lived at a student co-op with 30 other people I had dish duty for a couple semesters where I had to wash a houses worth of dishes over the course of 2 hours (and sometimes longer). That poo poo just fucks with your back after a while. You're hunched over for pretty much the entire time because sinks are apparently built for people who are 4' tall, there's gross food matter everywhere and if a dish of like... chili or anything with some kind of a sauce has been left out all day it gets caked as poo poo to the dish and you have to scrub the gently caress out of it to get it off even if it's been soaked, and even with a Hobart you still have to do all that poo poo 'cause all that thing does is sanitize. I'd much rather mow a lawn or sweep and mop the house than clean a bunch of other peoples dishes. [edit] yah I don't get the laundry hate. I just throw everything in together on cold, go back in an hour to transfer to the dryer, come back in another hour to pull out, and then put everything where they're supposed to be while watching something on TV and having a beer. It's easy minimal effort poo poo. I'm pretty sure the "having to separate things" thing is a lie. Jesus Christ fucked around with this message at 10:49 on Jan 17, 2018 |
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Jan 17, 2018 10:40
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Jesus Christ posted:Going with dishes. Haha, imagine they hosed the whole bible up forever by having Jesus Christ say this post.
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Jan 17, 2018 10:44
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whatever its called when ur not cumming
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Jan 17, 2018 10:51
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oh also not having to ever wipe your rear end in a top hat even after taco bell shits
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lawns are just the worst
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Dishes pissed me off enough that I moved my fridge to the spare bedroom so I could fit in a dishwasher.
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