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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I hope all these loving people die. Preferably exceptionally painfully. If we're lucky they haven't procreated

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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I’m considering eating some tide pods so I don’t have to work anymore

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

PathAsc posted:

I hope all these loving people die. Preferably exceptionally painfully. If we're lucky they haven't procreated

strong statement to make abt the lives of children

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

do you think out there theres some poor kid thats bummed hes only gonna be able to eat store brand single load detergent canisters

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

much like porn, the trick is to not swallow

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I dono what is worse: that people are eating the loving pods or that someone thniks the best way to counter act this is to draw anime and label it as "do not eat"

Kak
Sep 27, 2002

Statutory Ape posted:

do you think out there theres some poor kid thats bummed hes only gonna be able to eat store brand single load detergent canisters

The Dr. Perky of Detergent Pods.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
i dont eat tide pods like a loving chump, i plug them up my rear end so i can mainline directly into my blood stream

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Prav posted:

posting itt because i just lolled that 39 people ate tide pods

gonna lol again when they change the design to look as unappetizing as possible

tide know what they’re doing and haven’t changed poo poo aside from adding a bitterant despite poisoning thousands. that they look tasty is attractive and good for marketing. funny that the detergent company has blood on their hands like this

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

OldAlias posted:

tide know what they’re doing and haven’t changed poo poo despite poisoning thousands. that they look tasty is attractive and good for marketing. funny that the detergent company has blood on their hands like this

If anything they're probably hoping for a lawsuit so they can have the "lady sues mcdonalds over spilt coffee" publicity equivalent

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

They used to be white but recently changed to green because it's supposed to be a less appetizing color

Is dab rig tide pod video real?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


trip update: did

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
bouta dab me some tide pod

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
If a child dies for memes, I am sad.
If an adult dies for memes, I am glad.

Icochet fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Jan 22, 2018

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
This would never happen if Punky Brewster were still on the air. It solved the "hide in refrigerators" crisis.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Reminds me of that old "mix bleach and ammonia in a bowl and blow at it to make cool crystals" meme

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
SLAW



POD

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
The old crystals meme was at least believable for a lay person considering all those kits in the market place for making them.

This is just straight up telling people to eat detergent and cleaning chemicals that infact say "poison do not eat" on the fuckin box

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


https://twitter.com/unusualvideos/status/947587735086358530

SealHammer
Jul 4, 2010
Click to understand my bad faith posting.
I can almost excuse people falling for obvious bait like "glowsticks for Bernie" but this is literally pathetic and anyone who ate a tide pod should have been abandoned to die like the late-term abortion they are

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
tide pods taste fine idk what you're all on about

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

My fiance is a pediatrician and she says kids come into the hospital all the time with acute poisoning from these things. She refuses to buy them because she doesn't want to support the market for them. I keep trying to convince her that it's a great cottage industry for her line of work; poisoned kids = Medicaid reimbursements!

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Social media seems to be nature's way of reintroducing natural selection to an industrialized society.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
What happens if you microwave one? Will it ruin your shirt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUSQm5ZskQ

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The nerds at the government claiming these are bad for you are the same losers who say weed and meth are not good.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
How about a tide pod except it is filled with chocolate, vanilla, and a shot of liquor. Instead of simplifying an action you do once a month like laundry or dishes you could simply something you do dozens of times a day.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Are people actually really eating them

For real

Because that's fantastic and they should eat more.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

DrPlump posted:

How about a tide pod except it is filled with chocolate, vanilla, and a shot of liquor. Instead of simplifying an action you do once a month like laundry or dishes you could simply something you do dozens of times a day.

how about no.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
They should have never stopped making the Purex 3-in-1. This would not be happening.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Please, eat more pods of any sort.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Eat 👏 More 👏 Pods 👏

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
On the subject of people going crazy over eating stuff in little packets:

Did McDonald's ever bring back the Mulan Sauce? I could have sworn they announced after the initial chaos it was coming back during the Winter but I never saw Tide nor Hair of it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Is there even a chance of farting bubbles, or is it just all death all the time?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Costco pods are the way to go. You get the perfect blend of quantity and quality

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
#KIDS react to: INTERNAL BLEACH BURNS!! Spiderman shits pants, funny Swallow PRANK (:

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Like idiot russians trying to get high on engine coolant except not trying to get high

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
Venom Makes Crying Spider-Girl Eat Tide Pod PRANK 2018 Original

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

the funniest thing about this whole tide poo poo is that its already been around for like 10 years so this is the absolute bottom of the creative barrel

keep on fuckin that chicken everyone

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