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Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014
https://youtu.be/ZRfjqHo53w4

THERE’S FLUORIDE IN THE WATER BET YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT

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Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
I guess it sucks...no, or its really easy to be loving clueless about other countries. Great thread so far.

Fast Rape Before The War!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4tdtiWPFFQ

Jeffrey Dahmer fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Jan 26, 2018

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMl5vyqcDWA


nuke song

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Assassin/The_Upcoming_Terror/1932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWAPm9qfVsU

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY3EnGaINFo

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPzxrqTnt1k

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTupkFxX5Qk

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
quick hide

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcCKXVkGCGM

splurgershnitzl
Jan 19, 2018

Jukebox Hero posted:

isn't he supposed to get interviewed by Mueller? He said he would be happy to-

Oh wait, his lawyers caught up and reminded him he's a dementia-riddled idiot and would commit perjury in literally seconds, so they explained that "No, see, you can't trust what he says, he just says stuff without thinking" like that's a defense that the president can use, especially one with such a yuge and bigly intellect

But yeah, the left, what a bunch of poo poo flinging monkeys. I've never seen them look more foolish, marching in pro-fascist rallies is a really good look for the GOP. Donald should work on his goose-step, maybe spread some of his dementia-causing hair restorative cream on his lip, try to get a little blonde hitler stash and complete the look

I've never been happier with my president. I hope he flushes all my freedom down the toilet. I hope he makes the people I don't like suffer, even if they don't deserve it. To finish I'd like to read a quote from the Republican Bible.
"Bless my family and gently caress everyone else with a razor blade dildo, amen Republican Jesus."

wut

splurgershnitzl
Jan 19, 2018
Imagine having so little going on in your life that you consume and regurgitate news media at people who very clearly do not care.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
The doomsday clock is p much as pointless as Scoville units. They're both just arbitrary and amount to "okay, it's worse/better"

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

splurgershnitzl posted:

Imagine having so little going on in your life that you consume and regurgitate news media at people who very clearly do not care.

Actually caring about politics to the detriment of your own welfare is normal now.

This is why everyone hates unions, they just get in the way of more news...if they arent creating more news again, about striking for better wages or some dumb poo poo.

splurgershnitzl
Jan 19, 2018

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

Actually caring about politics to the detriment of your own welfare is normal now.

This is why everyone hates unions, they just get in the way of more news.

Well I'm pushing back. You can call me a hero for the marginalized life-havers.

Top Gun
Oct 24, 2017
Iron Maiden Forever!!!!!

This thread just makes me want to watch Bill & Ted

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
Just post good Iron Maiden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gsH--0RzA

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

This is just a way for pantywaist liberals to whinge about our benevolent good emperor Trump, long may he reign.

Im Ready for DEATH fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jan 26, 2018

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
Make
Aasses
Grabable
Again

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes

splurgershnitzl posted:

Imagine having so little going on in your life that you consume and regurgitate news media at people who very clearly do not care.

Nothing matters and it never will; death is certain and it's the GOP's fault; as the American social structure fails and the olds begin to die as the health care is made For Very Wealthy Citizens Only, the panic will grow worse. The future is dying at 28. #maga

splurgershnitzl
Jan 19, 2018
meh mindless whining

splurgershnitzl
Jan 19, 2018

Jukebox Hero posted:

Nothing matters and it never will; death is certain and it's the GOP's fault; as the American social structure fails and the olds begin to die as the health care is made For Very Wealthy Citizens Only, the panic will grow worse. The future is dying at 28. #maga

Shut up and go stick your dick in a beehive.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes

splurgershnitzl posted:

Shut up and go stick your dick in a beehive.

I thought we were friends!

splurgershnitzl
Jan 19, 2018
I'm trying to build my brand, don't take it personal kid.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

come and join me in the personal brand megathread its a great workshop for that sort of thing

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

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I've said it once and I'll say it again, the cold war ending peacefully resulted in Americans having a false sense of security, and is probably the main reason so many of us are indifferent to the very real and dangerous spectre of climate change. Also everyone likes to conveniently ignore the few instances during the cold war were the world almost did end. It's amusing to me when otherwise cynical people posses a blind faith in the permanence of human civilization.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The White Dragon posted:

the true doomsday clock is probably at like 3pm at worst, on the first day

like two minutes to midnight should literally be "the moon is so close to the earth that it's destroying major cities with extreme weather patterns"

But what if they decide that doomsday is at 2AM?

They don't seem to understand how it works so who knows

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

morally adept posted:

and is probably the main reason so many of us are indifferent to the very real and dangerous spectre of climate change.

Nope, it's religion.

Everyone I know who doesn't think climate change is more than a minor problem all have a "Doesn't matter since Jesus will come get us before then, because bible" mindset about it. They believe they can't destroy the Earth because revelations has to happen so if that has to happen it's a get out of jail free card to do whatever

ED: The other handful are just as bad as religion, the ones who believe "Oh we'll fix it I'm sure somebody'll come up with something"

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Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

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Blazing Ownager posted:

Nope, it's religion.

Everyone I know who doesn't think climate change is more than a minor problem all have a "Doesn't matter since Jesus will come get us before then, because bible" mindset about it. They believe they can't destroy the Earth because revelations has to happen so if that has to happen it's a get out of jail free card to do whatever

ED: The other handful are just as bad as religion, the ones who believe "Oh we'll fix it I'm sure somebody'll come up with something"

This is definitely true, but there's plenty of moderate liberals and conservatives who seem to think it's a real problem, but we'll just conveniently fix it without having to radically alter society. We're not hosed because Elon musk is on the scene!

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