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Oct 17, 2018 00:58
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I'd move to LA, Bay Area, Denver, Portland, or another attractive place with legal weed and just smoke weed all day every day while eating at world-class restaurants. The life. You can do that today. Be the change you want.
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Oct 17, 2018 00:58
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Burt Sexual posted:You can do that today. Be the change you want. Yep. The Bay Area is already full of idiot stoners. What's one more?
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Oct 17, 2018 02:44
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420,000 lbs of weed
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Oct 17, 2018 02:51
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Move to a city where you can hopefully find at least one other person with the same name as you. If a Terminator-like situation starts to happen but instead it's someone is trying to get you or your money, pack your poo poo and run to another town and repeat the process.
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Oct 17, 2018 03:11
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I’d use the winnings to buy all the lottery tickets for the next drawing and give myself a better chance to win
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Oct 17, 2018 03:15
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Use the money to start your own lottery with lower payouts, but guaranteed winners where only 20% of the ticket sales goes into the jackpot prize.
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Oct 17, 2018 03:22
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i’d be the same dude i am now just in fancier more comfortable settings i’d probably impregnate some ladies saudi prince style and make my brood fight for the spoils
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Oct 17, 2018 03:31
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Has anyone said "hunt the homeless" yet? ...because I wouldn't do that.
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Rad-daddio posted:Has anyone said "hunt the homeless" yet?
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let it mellow posted:I’d use the winnings to buy all the lottery tickets for the next drawing and give myself a better chance to win I think we’re just at the point this is worth it. Lump sum prize is $380M and it would cost you $300M to buy every combination. Ofc if someone else picked the winning number as well, youd be hosed.
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Pawn 17 posted:I think we’re just at the point this is worth it. Lump sum prize is $380M and it would cost you $300M to buy every combination. Ofc if someone else picked the winning number as well, youd be hosed. Buying out the lotto is also logistically difficult because you have to find a way to print and then buy all of the associated combinations It's been done (and was made illegal in that state) in the past. Your risks of having to share the jackpot are also mitigated to an extent by the partial pays you win in addition to the jackpot.
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Oct 17, 2018 06:04
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jimmyjams posted:420,069 lbs of weed
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Oct 17, 2018 06:09
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But if you bought every possible combination, isn't the the 5+0 prize is still $1M regardless of number of winners, right? You'd have 24 of those right off the bat, plus whatever your cut of the main prize would be. A 4+1 winner is $10,000, so you'd have 5 of those, too. (edit: I take this back, it's likely way more than 5, I didn't really think the math through on this, but you'd have maybe a few hundred of these, too.) Then all your 4+0 winners would give you $500 each, but without doing the math I'm going to estimate close to 80-100 of those. (Edit: taking this back also. I thought about it and you'd probably have nearly 500-1000 of these, right?) So even if you lost everything and the full prize was split even 100 ways, you'd probably recoup about $15M after taxes. JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Oct 17, 2018 |
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Oct 17, 2018 06:14
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lotto winner idea: what if you got a homeless and let him live in a butlered mansion and gave him access to all the free booze and weed he could cram into his skull. the catch is he has to help you do those insane ukranian microwave experiments like ben franklins son. and when he's done with addiction and getting accidentally maimed you can help him get a job teaching little league billiards or something.
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Oct 17, 2018 06:15
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lotto winner idea: hire a crack team of scientists to make you a chipotle burrito machine. like you push a button and the pee wee's big adventure song comes on and through a series of various erotic rube goldberg devices it makes you the ultimate burrito. one of those devices has a live turtle chowing down on the lettuce for ultimate authenticity
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Oct 17, 2018 06:21
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Buy the rights to Ghostbusters from Sony. edit: You know what, I take that back. Find a load of undervalued and forgotten IPs and buy their rights, leverage them into building a new cinematic universe. Cut the guy who claims ownership rights to a bunch of Sonic characters a check for the rights to the characters and give them all to Sega. By that time my Brewster's Millions gambit will have succeeded and I'll inherit the full value of my-- Wait, you mean this isn't being played by Brewster's Millions rules? Oh poo poo.... JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Oct 17, 2018 |
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Oct 17, 2018 06:23
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lwi: do that one jon dorr joke about recreating schindlers list, shot for shot, except in one scene oskar casually moves an ashtray with his mind, suggesting to the audience he has telekinetic abilities. dont mention or refer to the abilities at any other point in the movie, just leave that scene in with the rest of the film
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Oct 17, 2018 06:24
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lwi: buy the rights to spiderman from sony or whoever has it and just churn out softcore cinemax pornos with the character. every one more chuck tingly than the last. only lease the movie rights to other skin flick factories.
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Oct 17, 2018 06:26
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lwi: fund a project to map the entire human genome, and do it right this time
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:lwi: buy the rights to spiderman from sony or whoever has it and just churn out softcore cinemax pornos with the character. every one more chuck tingly than the last. only lease the movie rights to other skin flick factories. I'd do almost the inverse. Make a big budget effects film with zero sex and nudity, but starring nothing but adult entertainers and get it released in theaters in that dry spell between Marvel movies.
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Oct 17, 2018 06:30
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lwi: offer to bankroll lowtax's quixotic move to xenforo if he'd free drad_bert and make him a permanent mod for qcs
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Oct 17, 2018 06:30
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:lwi: do that one jon dorr joke about recreating schindlers list, shot for shot, except in one scene oskar casually moves an ashtray with his mind, suggesting to the audience he has telekinetic abilities. dont mention or refer to the abilities at any other point in the movie, just leave that scene in with the rest of the film
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Oct 17, 2018 06:34
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Laslow posted:john carter lost something like $100 million dollars for disney. since the source material is public domain, you can film yourself burning down 50 one million dollar homes with a flamethrower while shouting "i'm john carter!!!" release it and not sell a single ticket, and it would still be technically way more financially successful than disney's version. lwi: hire laslow to come up with you lwi's
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Oct 17, 2018 06:37
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No winner. Estimated at $868 on Friday. 2nd largest ever. I have a feeling it will go higher due to all the workplaces going crazy with pools. Three days of work of everyone talking about lotto jackpots will push it up even higher. Might hit a billion.
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Oct 17, 2018 07:06
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:lwi: offer to bankroll lowtax's quixotic move to xenforo if he'd free drad_bert and make him a permanent mod for qcs Hope u win
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Oct 17, 2018 09:18
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have my DNA inserted into corn, jump into the hyper GMO market
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Oct 17, 2018 10:03
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Front page ads in every newspaper that's just my face. Long tv-ads with me just sitting on a couch. Radio ads where I just breathe in to the mic.
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Oct 17, 2018 15:12
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Icochet posted:Front page ads in every newspaper that's just my face. Long tv-ads with me just sitting on a couch. Radio ads where I just breathe in to the mic. Same except all of mine are geared as if pushing a trend of nude cycling. All featuring me, grimacing terribly
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Oct 17, 2018 15:14
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A 30 second Superbowl ad created by the Homestar Runner people where Homestar Runner talks about getting a touchdown. It would make me laugh and help those guys out, too.
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Oct 17, 2018 15:51
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Fund Swap2.avi Did anyone win?
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Oct 17, 2018 16:01
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No one won. Estimated 850 million+
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Oct 17, 2018 16:18
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Waltzing Along posted:No one won. Estimated 850 million+ Oh good, I forgot to flush my money down the toilet yesterday. I'll make sure to do so before this next drawing.
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Oct 17, 2018 16:29
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Publish a book of my really lovely poetry and buy enough copies for it to top the best-seller list. Then other people will buy it and they're like what the gently caress!?
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Oct 17, 2018 16:46
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Start funding workers unions
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Oct 17, 2018 17:08
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Laslow posted:john carter lost something like $100 million dollars for disney. since the source material is public domain, you can film yourself burning down 50 one million dollar homes with a flamethrower while shouting "i'm john carter!!!" release it and not sell a single ticket, and it would still be technically way more financially successful than disney's version. I liked John Carter, it was basically space Conan where he killed so many people in one scene he had to leap away from his initial corpse pile to start another one and his dog had his own corpse pile.
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Oct 17, 2018 17:20
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I would buy 4chan and implement SA rules.
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Oct 17, 2018 17:52
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Nasty Old Randy posted:I would buy 4chan and implement SA rules. That's probably the most altruistic thing one could do. Buy reddit, too, and the remnants will form an even more depraved community.
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I'm going to buy a lottery ticket.
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