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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > orbs are inherently foreboding. name a positive orb. you can't.
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joke_explainer


 A basketball is a type of orb that is beloved by all.

* # ? Apr 14, 2019 05:05
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Stoner Sloth

joke_explainer posted:

A basketball is a type of orb that is beloved by all.

Not by short men with big dreams, for them the basketball is an orb of cruel mockery.







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* # ? Apr 14, 2019 07:54
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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day. :420:
A good orb is just a sphere, and a sphere is no orb of mine.

* # ? Apr 14, 2019 18:31
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google THIS

 "An orb in sphere's clothing," as the expression goes.

* # ? Apr 14, 2019 18:34
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ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
The plum seems like the only good orb, but then you remember it smuggles another evil orb within it. You are the worst of them all, Plum, for you betrayed me.

* # ? Apr 14, 2019 18:38
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lol but

body is a dinosaur
orbs are mysterious and may contain other, larger orbs

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* # ? Apr 14, 2019 19:19
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 I eat orbs for breakfast.

* # ? Apr 19, 2019 20:05
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google THIS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I eat orbs for breakfast.

Oops! All Orbs

* # ? Apr 19, 2019 20:31
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Goons Are Gifts

 Oorbs


* # ? Apr 20, 2019 00:00
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 now slow down and consider this: A Good Orb

* # ? Apr 20, 2019 00:23
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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

now slow down and consider this: A Good Orb

The Weed Orb

* # ? Apr 20, 2019 03:27
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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day. :420:
when god closes a doorb he opens a windorb

* # ? Apr 20, 2019 03:31
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 yeah, but have you ever had Texas-style, slow-roasted orb? delicious. *does the kissing fingers thing and then immediately collapses into a singularity*

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poverty goat





* # ? Apr 22, 2019 18:37
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

poverty goat posted:









frick, the orbs are taking over

they're everywhere, disguised as completely innocuous things like bread and nice fruit


* # ? Apr 22, 2019 18:46
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Manifisto

hamjobs posted:

frick, the orbs are taking over

they're everywhere, disguised as completely innocuous things like bread and nice fruit

actually this is why humans need to eat, we needed a way to destroy the orbs


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Apr 22, 2019 19:27
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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
 NASA just discovered that we LIVE on an ORB!

<3 <3 Vanisher

* # ? Apr 22, 2019 19:29
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

Uxzuigal posted:

NASA just discovered that we LIVE on an ORB!

Fake news, everyone knows the Earth is a pizza, which is effectively a soup in a bread bowl


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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

hamjobs posted:

Fake news, everyone knows the Earth is a pizza, which is effectively a soup in a bread bowl

That is what the New World Orber wants you to think!

<3 <3 Vanisher

* # ? Apr 22, 2019 20:25
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