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okay, I can explain this a Microsoft rep showed up to tell us about Sharepoint and Teams and it was pretty boring, intuitive stuff but bonkers to the management, but they said they would start a pilot of Dynamics CRM in June so, I look that up and it's loving garbage all over. stupid squares and poo poo that means nothing everywhere. so, uh. this is an enterprise CRM that doesn't have a concept of an "inventory" or "product" so what the gently caress is this
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Victory Position posted:okay, I can explain this enterprise
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animist posted:enterprise so explain that to me I'm the idiot here
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made of horrible tin that will CUT YOU, even if you don't have to go near it, it will CUT YOU. Walk away.
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:The real enterprise is the millions of dollars we spent on support contracts along the way bringo
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enterprise grade: now available as a 2GB docker image!
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enterprise grade means step 1 of the installation procedure is to permanently disable uac
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Apr 28, 2019 14:45
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Sweevo posted:enterprise grade means step 1 of the installation procedure is to permanently disable uac Enterprise grade means installation is a multiple man day project per site
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just imagine your office getting invaded by a swarm of fat, surly IT dudes in polo shirts. sounds like hell.
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Enterprise grade means the sale is determined by which rep lies more about the capabilities of their product
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Enterprise grade means the primary determinant of the product requirements are set by a golf game which no end users or support staff will ever sniff
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enterprise grade means never having to say you’re sorry
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enterprise grade means it runs on a 20 year old ibm mainframe, but the installer still includes 10gb of java redistributables and windows dlls.
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enterprise grade means it *is* an ibm mainframe
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs
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Sweevo posted:enterprise grade means it runs on a 20 year old ibm mainframe, but the installer still includes 10gb of java redistributables and windows dlls. Move away from this platform? But its served us so well!
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Perplx posted:i bought me dell servers used and they are still new enough to have html5 idrac i think even the new ones still need java for the idrac based remote destop i had it installed on a work machine for this, i ran the java updater the other day, and the updater itself told me i hadn't actually used java for six months and should consider uninstalling it for security reasons fair point, but not what you expect from the vendor
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No I just tested it on the one in my garage and it really supports html5, I just had to turn off content blocking under "settings for this website" in Safari for it to work properly
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Father Jack posted:i think even the new ones still need java for the idrac based remote destop I got this too, pretty lol
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enterprise software means it will come with two programs that access the same set of databases for different users’ different purposes. one of them will leave the user logged in if the internet connection is disrupted before the program is shut down - so make sure you close the program before closing your laptop and leaving work. if you don’t it will tell you you are logged in and you have to use a special side application to kick your account back to being not logged in. the other program does not have this issue.
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in cyber enterprise always meant to me 'can handle more than'. Like, nessus is cool in your small office. But 300,000 servers, good luck janitoring that. It also means, we have this untested/experimental NEW THING we want to sell you!
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enterprise hardware just means they bothered to fit the connector for the serial port
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enterprise grade posting
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:
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enterprise grade means that none of the people selling or buying the product have or will ever use it.
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enterprise grade means not listing the prices for your product anywhere
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enterprise grade means not listing the purpose of your product anywhere
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SO DEMANDING posted:enterprise grade means not listing the prices for your product anywhere
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Enterprise Grade means never having to say youre sorry.
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Sweevo posted:enterprise grade means not listing the purpose of your product anywhere yeah, it's this too.
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President Beep posted:yeah, it's this too. enterprise grade meaning you have paragraphs of text explaining your product on your website except none of it means anything whatsoever
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Sweevo posted:enterprise grade means not listing the purpose of your product anywhere enterprise grade means your product doesnt have a purpose but to move money between entities
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if you know you know
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if you want to know, ask!
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to be one, ask one
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update ur dracs
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Captain Foo posted:enterprise grade meaning you have paragraphs of text explaining your product on your website except none of it means anything whatsoever "Buttlord Technologies provides integrated process solutions for effective interoperability of multi-domain technology paradigms. Click here to read 5000 words about our iso 9001 certification."
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enterprise grade means the poo poo you actually use takes up 10% of the screen and the rest is unresizeable empty space
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jimmyjams posted:enterprise grade means the poo poo you actually use takes up 10% of the screen and the rest is unresizeable empty space this is hosed up and true. jesus.
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florida lan posted:salesforce: some web forms tacked on top of what's basically excel, BUT IN THE CLOUD salesforce is enterprise jira for salespeople
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