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Kazak posted:ClamdestineBoyster used to post these far out there ramblings about metaphysical space travel and dimension hopping with the strangest internal technical logic. They were entertaining to read but I don't know if it was healthy CB seems back on his meds as of late, thankfully
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Caro portrayed the best return account I've ever seen.
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Jul 26, 2019 01:04
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Avshalom is the best poster
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Someone on NeoGAF used to post as if they were Mariah Carey and they were juuuuust subtle enough about it that you always thought "gosh wouldn't it be crazy if that actually was the real Mariah Carey" and I swear it never got old.
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Jul 26, 2019 01:20
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Chinatown posted:REAL BEEFY
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Someone on NeoGAF used to post as if they were Mariah Carey and they were juuuuust subtle enough about it that you always thought "gosh wouldn't it be crazy if that actually was the real Mariah Carey" and I swear it never got old. someone was doing that with taye diggs here went by the username taye diggs
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You mean that wasn't Taye Diggs?! I... I'm going to have to sit down.
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Calibanibal has probably the best gimmick going on the forums right now- he still gets fresh victims on the daily. I guess my own gimmick would be making up pages of pseudo-intellectual gibberish (that read like someone poured boxed wine on a thesaurus) and using that as a pretense to launch into rambly personal anecdotes.
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:You mean that wasn't Taye Diggs?! I... I'm going to have to sit down. tbh, i haven't fully ruled it out 
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Infrateal was the best. I have dozens of his posts saved on an old hard drive somewhere. The only thing I could find was his Deathpost Race thread against Heebie GBS. Which is great if you ignore literally everyone else in that thread besides those two.infrateal posted:heebie-gbs suffers from acute pubic trichotillomania with associated trichophagia and has already clearcut his own junk so hes reduced to prowling public showerdrains for clotted pube whorls, a shaker of sea salt in one hand and chopsticks in the other infrateal posted:RAVE REVIEWS for Heebie Geebs' new book IM A CAT-DECLAWING WIFE-BEATING CHOCOHOLIC COLICKY BABY VIRGIN: A RETARD'S STORY infrateal posted:heebie-gbs decants his liquid shits into the crapper but on the way some slurry gets trapped in the thicket of asshairs and strangler pubes burgeoning from his crack like shittcaked kudzu, the silty poo poo shilts irrigate bumper crop orchards of dingleberries, dinglepeaches, dinglemelons, "knotty gnarry branches olde / of stubbes sharp and hidous to behold" -Geoffrey Chaucer, The Taint's Tale
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Heath posted:Does anyone happen to have the Gentle Pete post Near constant flatulence that has a smell so powerful to me that I risk cumming on particularly strong farts. In addition I can't hold them back for more than 10 minutes at most; if I try then it'll practically explode out my rear end, soil my pants a bit, and of course make me cream them like I was edging for a whole day. The thing is, it becomes oddly easier to hold it if I somehow manage to keep them contained past that threshold point (I.e. industrial butt plugs) but if they're held in for over an hour I can't fart for a week. Instead, my cock farts instead of cumming (but the cum is still built up in my balls) and my body odor becomes my farts. My breath is of course foul to everyone but me. The result is if I hold it in too long, I become a perpetually aroused, sporadically ejaculating filth hound.
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I always liked the H.P. Lovecraft guy. I can't remember his actual goddamn name though. Lovecraftian something.
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whoever that is that posts in the idiots on social media thread direct quotes from ppl without any context so it looks like the poster is saying crazy f***ed up things but it is in fact the idiot on social media who said the f***ed up thing. also, ++ on lowercase posting, I even do it despite phone.posting and having to manual press lowercase at the start of every sentence
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Jul 26, 2019 03:41
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Lottery of Babylon, that's the poster
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My gimmick is bad posting.
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Posting gimmicks are so 2015
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bonelessdongs posted:That dude who REALLY LIKED shredded moose 
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Legendary, I'd give it to Hakan and GameQuoter. Contemporary, Calibanibal is amazing over in D&D right now. I also have a soft spot for Anne Frank Fanfic, but that was more mastery of the art of trolling than a gimmick.quote:Avshalom is the best poster gently caress. I am ashamed I forgot him. Sundae fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Jul 26, 2019 |
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Sundae posted:gently caress. I am ashamed I forgot him. avs had some amazing takedowns yeah, i still think about that ones on vincent and the creepo mod she called a mallcop funny is truly the rarest gimmick of all
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Mordja posted:I earnestly thought DGSW was very funny.
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Kazak posted:ClamdestineBoyster used to post these far out there ramblings about metaphysical space travel and dimension hopping with the strangest internal technical logic. They were entertaining to read but I don't know if it was healthy Yeah he was cool so no wonder the mods would give him completely unjustified probs for interesting posts Like not evem breaking a rule besides being different and enturbulating the masses or whatever JK Fresco fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Jul 26, 2019 |
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JK Fresco posted:Like not evem breaking a rule besides being different and enturbulating the masses or whatever
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the mods are the most dedicated gimmickposters of them all, due to the natural nervous servility of goons providing a constant positive reinforcement of whatever brand of brokebrain they best espouse
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I enjoy the classic thread gimmick of posting during a psychotic break
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Mooktastical posted:Enhydra lutris Pick posted:Avshalom is the best poster iirc Enhydra was a re-reg of Avshalom?
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dgsw and orkin mang both post on skullmund.com aliongside a coterie of retards, racists, and homosexuals
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Nut to Butt posted:dgsw and orkin mang both post on skullmund.com aliongside a coterie of retards, racists, and homosexuals Including everyone's favorite self-immolating retard, Enfield, whose gimmick was hating everyone and everything.
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It always cracked me up to see that guy deride the nerds in bookbarn for not reading real literature. Bells of something or another. Can never remember the fill screen name.
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Why you all posting in styles, instead of posting what the real thing is
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Post but with extremely detailed legalese terms and conditions under every post in body of text or sig if you feel merciful Gamequoter is the legend imo. A great gimmick that entertained and wasn’t abrasive
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Mammal Sauce posted:Including everyone's favorite self-immolating retard, Enfield, whose gimmick was hating everyone and everything. enfield is funny, especially his self-immolation gimmick- talk about commitment to craft! 
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gey muckle mowser posted:iirc Enhydra was a re-reg of Avshalom? Correct, she rules
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Orkin Mang was a great poster too
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Nut to Butt posted:dgsw and orkin mang both post on skullmund.com aliongside a coterie of retards, racists, and homosexuals Really? That sucks
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Kazak posted:Really? That sucks it's okay- only slightly more dead and gay than SA, except free & those posters arent banned hell, even gurf isnt banned  im mostly there for the banners .gif) .gif) .gif) .gif) .gif) .gif)
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Glenn Quebec posted:It always cracked me up to see that guy deride the nerds in bookbarn for not reading real literature. Bells of something or another. Can never remember the fill screen name. You're probably referring to Bravest of the Lamps.
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botl was a real forest fire of a poster; all-consuming of attention whenever he showed up, cool to regard from a distance, but you didn't really ever want to actually be involved or interact in any way
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:botl was a real forest fire of a poster; all-consuming of attention whenever he showed up, cool to regard from a distance, but you didn't really ever want to actually be involved or interact in any way I actually quite enjoyed his posting in the book barn, he provoked some good discussion, but apparently, he was more problematic elsewhere. And I wasn't so fond of his one-worders.
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Yes botl. He was a trip. Like you said if you had 0% investment in the topic or thread you could see a mile a way how he would set people up to get mad. He really was a professional oval office.
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Jerry Mumphrey and a misanthrope were decent posters this forum could use. Jukeboxblues is sorely missed. A lot of good goons have come and gone.
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