It's happening.

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Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

Shinjobi posted:

Mr. 'POS

Or maybe he just IS YOSPOS now

amber or green?

# ? Sep 29, 2020 22:29

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 10:37

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

Jeffrey of YOSPOS intentionally killed his grandma via a botched Linux install, hope you all are okay with your very unethical new owner.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 22:56

logan from corporate: May 18, 1994; as per my last email, we'll touch base, circle back and synergize

YOS the Boss. Alternatively: The YOS, after his full name, Jeffrey Herbert YOSarelli

# ? Sep 29, 2020 22:56

YerAuraBoresMeAlice: Dec 26, 2005

Groovy...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO4LX6_p2MU

# ? Sep 29, 2020 23:04

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

He�ll be Jeffrey of Something Awful.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 23:08

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

I "happen" to not give a gently caress, OP

# ? Sep 30, 2020 00:41

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

Cartoon Man posted:

He�ll be Jeffrey of Something Awful.

first of his name

# ? Sep 30, 2020 00:46

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

In his announcement, Lowtax said the site would be sold by the end of the month. Hours away!!!

# ? Sep 30, 2020 19:13

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Most people do not realize, but it's been going on for years. It has been very carefully stage-managed to be revealed at just the right time. For a while they considered revealing it during 2012, when the end of the world was predicted, but they decided that the perceived end of the world would interfere too much with the big reveal.

Now, the flat earthers are getting in the way.

Soon, soon.

# ? Sep 30, 2020 19:58

An insane mind: Aug 11, 2018

Genesplicer posted:

Most people do not realize, but it's been going on for years. It has been very carefully stage-managed to be revealed at just the right time. For a while they considered revealing it during 2012, when the end of the world was predicted, but they decided that the perceived end of the world would interfere too much with the big reveal.

Now, the flat earthers are getting in the way.

Soon, soon.

In the way? What do you mean? The earth is flat, because you can photograph it and look at the photo on your pc.

pictures are made up out of pixels. Pixels are square. Squares are flat. The earth is a flat square. I don't like you insinuating otherwise.

# ? Sep 30, 2020 20:30

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

it's chappening

# ? Sep 30, 2020 20:31

Laslow: Jul 18, 2007

Loden Taylor posted:

amber or green?

That�s the real question. Answer it wrong and people will burn this place down.

It�s MacinYOS

# ? Sep 30, 2020 20:36

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

numberoneposter posted:

the rapture???

Lol you're a bad Christian. It happened already. We're in tribulation.

# ? Sep 30, 2020 20:41

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

Finally, 9-11 2

# ? Sep 30, 2020 21:44

Sex Skeleton: Aug 16, 2018; For when lonely nights turn bonely

Mozi posted:

it's chappening

Howdy partner.

# ? Sep 30, 2020 21:50

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

slap my chaps and call me chili cause i'm full of beans

# ? Sep 30, 2020 21:52

Keegers: Aug 11, 2014

Sex Skeleton posted:

Howdy partner.

Its hoedown time

# ? Sep 30, 2020 22:14

An insane mind: Aug 11, 2018

Keegers posted:

Its hoedown time

Which one of them is Ryan Stiles?

# ? Sep 30, 2020 22:30

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Now something's happening in my pants.

# ? Sep 30, 2020 22:48

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Guys it's getting real close to the end of the month and it still hasn't happened... :ohdear:

# ? Oct 1, 2020 00:15

SRQ: Nov 9, 2009

lowtax found one more way to disappoint us all.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 03:14

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

it's like when the sun blows up but the light hasn't reached earth yet, it's already happened and we just don't know

*peers suspiciously at the sun*

# ? Oct 1, 2020 14:36

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Good luck now that he got another sweet infusion of monthly sucker cash.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 15:59

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Am I too late? I mean, of course I'm not because if it were happening you'd know I'd be there. I mean, I pretty much invented it.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 16:00

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Mega64 posted:

Now something's happening in my pants.

Here I got a tube of wet wipes and a clean pair of briefs you can borrow in my laptop bag. It�s nothing to be ashamed of, happens to just about everybody sometime. :v:

# ? Oct 1, 2020 16:08

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

legally speaking, my pants are geshitted

# ? Oct 1, 2020 16:11

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

What�s-a-happening, hot stuff?

# ? Oct 1, 2020 16:19

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

I woke up and... it didn't happen...

# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:10

Mrs. Sexual: Feb 3, 2020

Who What Now posted:

I woke up and... it didn't happen...

October surprise?

# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:11

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Mrs. Sexual posted:

October surprise?

I'm shocked, shocked to see domestic abuse enablers are still running around on this website, yes.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:27

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I'm shocked, shocked to see domestic abuse enablers are still running around on this website, yes.

it is a policy decision, op

# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:33

Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:09

Keegers: Aug 11, 2014

# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:12

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Lowtax prepping a speech before he gives his signature that talks about how innocent he is, like some rear end in a top hat about to be hanged in the public square in the old west.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83qxmqAI768&t=357s

# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:43

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

What happened?

# ? Oct 1, 2020 19:21

Fill Baptismal: Dec 15, 2008

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Good luck now that he got another sweet infusion of monthly sucker cash.

If the $500 that he still gets from people who forgot to cancel their subscription is enough to put the sale in jeopardy, then Jeff is getting a much better deal than we thought.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 19:26

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

It's enough to buy enough oxy and cookies to start the shame cycle all over again.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 19:40

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

poverty goat posted:

What happened?

Big Internet bought the forums to shut it down and to direct all traffic to their other forum.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 19:40

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Stex T posted:

would wouldn't wouldn't would would

# ? Oct 1, 2020 21:09

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 10:37

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I'm shocked, shocked to see domestic abuse enablers are still running around on this website, yes.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 21:11

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