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Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

It takes a special kind of person to not quit their job and become a potato farmer immediately when told that they have to referee a Suzuki match

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Aesculus posted:

It takes a special kind of person to not quit their job and become a potato farmer immediately when told that they have to referee a Suzuki match

You fool, that just makes him determined to hunt you down and hurt you!

Guess what happens if you agree to referee the match?

Lamuella posted:

We did an extra one for you.

:hfive:

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Suzuki always reminds me of Jon Moxley in terms of his storytelling. Both of them have this knack where they can frame a match as a lesson or a conversation rather than just a beating.

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Mar 8, 2010



I feel like this match has a different flow to it compared to their previous matches lately and I appreciate that

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Jerusalem posted:

Guess what happens if you agree to referee the match?

He buys you a fruitbasket as a thank you? :ohdear:

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
hi lol. didn't know it was happening this early

getting trashed. what have I missed

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

take the moon posted:

what have I missed

ZSJ was convinced he had the solution to Yano's bullshit.

:laugh:

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Rarity posted:

He buys you a fruitbasket as a thank you? :ohdear:

Like you'll be in a position to eat fruit.

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
its nice to be here, posting w/ yall

yes the taunting Suzuki strat never fails

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


take the moon posted:

hi lol. didn't know it was happening this early

getting trashed. what have I missed

Suzuki is beating the smart into Shingo.

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
is this for the never? I forgot who had it lol

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rarity posted:

He buys you a fruitbasket as a thank you? :ohdear:

It's the Gonnagetyourassbeat no Mi Fruit, and unlike normal Devil Fruits more than one person can have the power it grants. In fact, the more the merrier!

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Lamuella posted:

Like you'll be in a position to eat fruit.

Elbows are a kind of fruit, right?

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Mar 8, 2010



take the moon posted:

is this for the never? I forgot who had it lol

Yeah, Suzuki has it

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Lamuella posted:

Like you'll be in a position to eat fruit.

You don't need teeth to eat grapes

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
BEEEEEEEEEEEEF

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The timing on avoiding a Shingo sliding lariat is incredible, but I guess if you gently caress up you only ever get the one chance!

SUZUKI'S BACK UP!

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
nice.

these two are beasts

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Mar 8, 2010



There’s a chance these two are pretty good. Will have to see the rest of the match to confirm though

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

I will never get tired of the sound of NJPW BEEF strikes. Every impact sounds like it rends flesh and shatters bone and it owns

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
sliding lariat confirmed for a sick rear end move

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
I assume he wanted mij there. I forget what his real finisher looks like cuz its a similar move I hope he hits it

man this is a good match lol

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
SUZUKI DROPKICK!

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
that dropkick :stare:

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Ok, Shingo just knocked Suzuki's entire skeleton out with that elbow strike.

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

take the moon posted:

I assume he wanted mij there. I forget what his real finisher looks like cuz its a similar move I hope he hits it

man this is a good match lol

Yeah Made In Japan is he lifts the other guy roughly to his chest, Last Of The Dragon is when he lifts the other guy over him entirely

God that dropkick

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Rear naked choke won't get the job done, Suzuki. Have you heard of the world famous money clip?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

power fuggle.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


I FORGOT ABIUT ALL THE WRESTLING

WHAT DID I MISS

Anything I should rewatch

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


This is, somehow, only the second match on the card.

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Mar 8, 2010



Suzuki is channeling Tanahashi

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ARMBAR A COP posted:

I FORGOT ABIUT ALL THE WRESTLING

WHAT DID I MISS

Anything I should rewatch

Yes

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cavauro posted:

power fuggle.

Ah love it, Fuggle.

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

TAKAAGIIIIII
SUZUKIIIIII


ARMBAR A COP posted:

I FORGOT ABIUT ALL THE WRESTLING

WHAT DID I MISS

Anything I should rewatch

The entirety of this match

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo

ARMBAR A COP posted:

I FORGOT ABIUT ALL THE WRESTLING

WHAT DID I MISS

Anything I should rewatch

me 15 mins ago lol. I assumed it was at 5

I think there was just zsj/yano and this

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


ARMBAR A COP posted:

I FORGOT ABIUT ALL THE WRESTLING

WHAT DID I MISS

Anything I should rewatch

Yano / ZSJ was fun

Suzuki / Shingo is a war.

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Mar 8, 2010



These guys are just whipping each other’s rear end. It’s nice

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ARMBAR A COP posted:

I FORGOT ABIUT ALL THE WRESTLING

WHAT DID I MISS

Anything I should rewatch

First match was a ton of fun, this match is a ton of murder. Both ruled.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Suzuki's selling of falling into the ropes, bouncing off and crashing right on the mat was incredible.

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Mar 8, 2010



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