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poisonpill posted:what is sex liek? It rely sucks....
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Into The Mild posted:This thread reminds me of that tweet where the guy said that no woman enthusiastically wants sex because his never witnessed it. I assume he got dunked on really hard? Also Ben Shapiro's wife and all the women this guy has been with should start a support group.
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Dec 26, 2020 03:12
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poisonpill posted:what is sex liek?
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Dec 26, 2020 03:57
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poisonpill posted:what is sex liek? It's better than breaking the sound barrier
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Dec 26, 2020 04:22
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Just lol if youre a dude that didnt find and marry a female equivalent of a 3 pump chump, your loving loss LOL!
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Dec 26, 2020 04:31
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sex
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Dec 26, 2020 04:34
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Impossible
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Dec 26, 2020 04:36
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This isn't even a hard steam achievement just think about Baseball Stats.
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Dec 26, 2020 04:41
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............. sex.......
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Dec 26, 2020 04:45
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:.............
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Dec 26, 2020 04:47
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Derpies posted:Just lol if youre a dude that didnt find and marry a female equivalent of a 3 pump chump, your loving loss LOL! My wife can't even LOOK at me without making exhausted, 'no more, please!' motions and sounds!
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Dec 26, 2020 06:20
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Imagine a female orgasm. ... because that's the only way you'll ever see one lmao!!!!
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Dec 26, 2020 06:26
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my kitty can’t have orgasms but he seems pretty happy overall. nervous tho. maybe that’s the trade off
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Dec 26, 2020 07:21
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Evolution as an explanation for conscious life is a total lie. It works for biological adaptations here and there but no way it explains atoms and energy smashing around eventually creating humans and animals. Realize that humans are extremely bad at intuitively understanding statistics and probability. For example, if you had a random assortment of 10 books and haphazardly put them on a shelf, what are the chances they would be alphabetic? 1/100? 1/1000? It's 1/3,600,000 because that's the math 10-factorial, or "10!". DO you have any notion of how many factors are involved with the creation of human beings starting from energy particles? The number is so insanely large that you could write 1 out of 1000000000...... writing zeroes for the rest of your life and you wouldn't be able to capture a fraction of the years needed to get there. Don't believe me? One million monkeys typing on one million typewriters at 45 words per minute would require 36 trillion years (which is 2600 times the age of the universe) to "accidentally" type "Call me Ishmael". There are more factors in making a human than there are keys on a keyboard AND more then 15 precisely arranged placements for a number of those factors - a billion billion times more. There's really NO chance we arose out of random chance and the smashing of unintelligent energy over time. Female orgasms work the same way.
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Dec 26, 2020 07:51
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Derpies posted:Just lol if youre a dude that didnt find and marry a female equivalent of a 3 pump chump, your loving loss LOL! This but unironically
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Dec 26, 2020 07:53
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I just married a dude, it seemed easier than some long drawn out selection process.
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Dec 26, 2020 10:38
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Did they know?
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Dec 26, 2020 10:40
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Oh god I think I just had a female orgasm  It's everywhere
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Dec 26, 2020 10:50
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Mooey Cow posted:Oh god I think I just had a female orgasm Don't worry I have your parents here on speaker phone in the classroom with us all.
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Dec 26, 2020 11:01
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VinylonUnderground posted:Female orgasms work the same way. Imagine four clits at the edge of a cliff
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Dec 27, 2020 06:04
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Super Waffle posted:This but unironically It is a pretty good set up ngl
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Dec 27, 2020 06:42
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YeahTubaMike posted:Imagine four clits at the edge of a cliff Haha yeah! Haha ridiculous! *Furiously scribbling in a wire bound notebook labelled 'SEX - GIRLS' clearly crossing large chunks out* ... Haha!! Ooh ok ok. What else should I imagine then I wonder do you think?
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Dec 27, 2020 08:15
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Weka posted:Do you have any tips on what animals to imitate? Usually I go with the Australian possum. There's an animal inside of you called homo sapiens and it loves to yell, let it go wild and enjoy.
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Dec 27, 2020 08:22
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This is true. I have a vagina and have had lots of orgasms, but it was actually just because I'm trans. A true woman can never orgasm! So, if you're loving someone with a vagina and they cum, congrats on your homosexuality! Welcome to the club!  E: well, you could be bisexual, or pansexual, too. We're happy to have you, don't worry! No discrimination! 
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Dec 27, 2020 08:32
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I have never seen it, therefore it does not exist. The moon landing, the curvature of the earth, the female orgasm, doilies??? Nothing but lies
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Dec 27, 2020 16:54
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Yeah well you haven't seen Bigfoot either but he's real.
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Dec 27, 2020 16:59
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Mooey Cow posted:Yeah well you haven't seen Bigfoot either but he's real. You don't know what the Klowner has seen, and may God have mercy on you if you find out
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Dec 27, 2020 17:36
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YeahTubaMike posted:The absolute worst is when a guy keeps trying to get you off after you tell him that it's not happening. Hooking up with a guy who absolutely insists that he WILL get you to orgasm no matter how tired or disinterested you are is loving torturous. 100% Sometimes I'm just not in it. It's not about him it's just sometimes it ain't gonna happen and rubbing my clit raw is not going to fix it lol.
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Dec 27, 2020 17:46
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Mooey Cow posted:Yeah well you haven't seen Bigfoot either but he's real. What if bigfoot and female orgasm are connected somehow?!? You know what they say about big feet
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Dec 27, 2020 19:09
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I thought that the female orgasm was a myth until I tried out the BALLDO
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Dec 27, 2020 19:23
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Colonel Cancer posted:Cumming is your vitality leaving the body. Never cum lest you become a dry dead husk. 
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Dec 28, 2020 08:30
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Shapiro tweeting about his Wife’s dry p-word was funny enough and then I discovered he had children and then it was even funnier.
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Dec 28, 2020 08:36
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it’s time that we all came clean: the male orgasm is a myth. we make the funny noises and stuff to make women feel better. semen is just mayonnaise that we stuff into the ureathra beforehand
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Dec 28, 2020 17:26
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poo poo man you're not supposed to tell anyone! Give me your man badge NOW and get outta my office
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Dec 28, 2020 17:31
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the myth of the female orgasm is almost as damaging as the myth of male enjoyment of cumming cumming hurts, it is a white hot pain which we cannot control and must pretend to enjoy due to societal pressure. Women are lucky that their orgasm exists only as a myth so they do not have to experience the cum pain
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Dec 28, 2020 17:41
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If others are breaking their silence, then I must as well. M'Ladies, I have already paid for every activity on our pursuit as well as the meal, as well as insisted on holding each door whilst refering to you as 'madam'. And now you stare at my loins, hungering (and thirsting?!) for even more?! Please! I cannot take any more of this! Let my wiener be!
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Dec 28, 2020 18:18
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The alpha and the omega. Abandon your false gods and bask in the warmth of the one true deity; the hitachi.
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is that the thing from Dr. Who? 
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