Arrhythmia posted:

Christ: Oh, the rsi is hurting your wrists?

heehee posted:

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GorfZaplen posted:

Then the LORD said to Miyamoto, "Where is Gunpei Yokoi?" "I don't know," he replied. "Am I my Aniki's keeper?"

heehee posted:

GorfZaplen posted:

Then the LORD said to Miyamoto, "Where is Gunpei Yokoi?" "I don't know," he replied. "Am I my Aniki's keeper?"

Lumpy the Cook posted:

It was then that God said to the man, “I love you, and I would never leave you. During your team’s times of trial and suffering, when you saw only one positive K/D resting at a deece 4.6, it was then that I carried you.”

GorfZaplen posted:

Then the LORD said to Miyamoto, "Where is Gunpei Yokoi?" "I don't know," he replied. "Am I my Aniki's keeper?"

GorfZaplen posted:

Then the LORD said to Miyamoto, "Where is Gunpei Yokoi?" "I don't know," he replied. "Am I my Aniki's keeper?"

GorfZaplen posted:

Then the LORD said to Miyamoto, "Where is Gunpei Yokoi?" "I don't know," he replied. "Am I my Aniki's keeper?"

Smirking_Serpent posted:

ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʜᴀʀʟᴏᴛꜱ, ᴜɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴏᴏᴅ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ʜɪᴍ.

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: 'ᴏʜ, ᴍʏ ʟᴏʀᴅ, ɪ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴅᴡᴇʟʟ ɪɴ ᴏɴᴇ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ; ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴀ ɴɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀꜱꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪʀᴅ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴍɪɴᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴀ ɴɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴀʟꜱᴏ; ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ; ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ɴᴏ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴜꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ, ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ.

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ'ꜱ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴅɪᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ; ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ꜱʜᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀʟᴀʏ ɪᴛ. ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ᴀʀᴏꜱᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴍʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʙᴇꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴍᴇ, ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴛʜʏ ʜᴀɴᴅᴍᴀɪᴅ ꜱʟᴇᴘᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀɪᴅ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴏꜱᴏᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀɪᴅ ʜᴇʀ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴏꜱᴏᴍ.
ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ʀᴏꜱᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱɪɴɢ, ʙᴇʜᴏʟᴅ, ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ; ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ, ʙᴇʜᴏʟᴅ, ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴡʜᴏᴍ ɪ ᴅɪᴅ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏʏᴄᴏɴꜱ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜ.

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: 'ɴᴀʏ; ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ɪꜱ ᴛʜʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ.’ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: 'ɴᴏ; ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ɪꜱ ᴛʜʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ.’ ᴛʜᴜꜱ ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱᴘᴏᴋᴇ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ.

ᴛʜᴇɴ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ: 'ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ꜱᴀɪᴛʜ: ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟɪᴠᴇᴛʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ; ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱᴀɪᴛʜ: ɴᴀʏ; ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ.' ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: 'ꜰᴇᴛᴄʜ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴄᴋ.’ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴄᴋ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ.

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: ‘ᴅᴏᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴊᴏʏᴄᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴊᴏʏᴄᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ’.’ᴛʜᴇɴ ꜱᴘᴏᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴡʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴜɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ, ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ʏᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: 'ᴏʜ, ᴍʏ ʟᴏʀᴅ, ɢɪᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ɴᴏ ᴡɪꜱᴇ ꜱʟᴀʏ ɪᴛ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏɴᴇ ᴊᴏʏᴄᴏɴ ɪꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴍᴀʀɪᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ.’ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: 'ɪᴛ ꜱʜᴀʟʟ ʙᴇ ɴᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍɪɴᴇ ɴᴏʀ ᴛʜɪɴᴇ; ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜꜱ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴀ ᴊᴏʏᴄᴏɴ.’

ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: 'ɢɪᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟʟᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ɴᴏ ᴡɪꜱᴇ ꜱʟᴀʏ ɪᴛ: ꜱʜᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇᴏꜰ.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʜᴀʀʟᴏᴛꜱ, ᴜɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴏᴏᴅ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ʜɪᴍ.

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: 'ᴏʜ, ᴍʏ ʟᴏʀᴅ, ɪ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴅᴡᴇʟʟ ɪɴ ᴏɴᴇ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ; ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴀ ɴɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀꜱꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪʀᴅ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴍɪɴᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴀ ɴɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴀʟꜱᴏ; ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ; ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ɴᴏ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴜꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ, ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ.

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ'ꜱ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴅɪᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ; ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ꜱʜᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀʟᴀʏ ɪᴛ. ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ᴀʀᴏꜱᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴍʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʙᴇꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴍᴇ, ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴛʜʏ ʜᴀɴᴅᴍᴀɪᴅ ꜱʟᴇᴘᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀɪᴅ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴏꜱᴏᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀɪᴅ ʜᴇʀ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴏꜱᴏᴍ.
ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ʀᴏꜱᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱɪɴɢ, ʙᴇʜᴏʟᴅ, ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ; ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ, ʙᴇʜᴏʟᴅ, ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴡʜᴏᴍ ɪ ᴅɪᴅ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏʏᴄᴏɴꜱ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜ.

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: 'ɴᴀʏ; ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ɪꜱ ᴛʜʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ.’ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: 'ɴᴏ; ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ɪꜱ ᴛʜʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ.’ ᴛʜᴜꜱ ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱᴘᴏᴋᴇ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ.

ᴛʜᴇɴ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ: 'ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ꜱᴀɪᴛʜ: ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟɪᴠᴇᴛʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ; ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱᴀɪᴛʜ: ɴᴀʏ; ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ.' ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: 'ꜰᴇᴛᴄʜ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴄᴋ.’ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴄᴋ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ.

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: ‘ᴅᴏᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴊᴏʏᴄᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴊᴏʏᴄᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ’.’ᴛʜᴇɴ ꜱᴘᴏᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴡʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴜɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ, ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ʏᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: 'ᴏʜ, ᴍʏ ʟᴏʀᴅ, ɢɪᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ɴᴏ ᴡɪꜱᴇ ꜱʟᴀʏ ɪᴛ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏɴᴇ ᴊᴏʏᴄᴏɴ ɪꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴍᴀʀɪᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ.’ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: 'ɪᴛ ꜱʜᴀʟʟ ʙᴇ ɴᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍɪɴᴇ ɴᴏʀ ᴛʜɪɴᴇ; ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜꜱ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴀ ᴊᴏʏᴄᴏɴ.’

ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴀɪᴅ: 'ɢɪᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟʟᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ɴᴏ ᴡɪꜱᴇ ꜱʟᴀʏ ɪᴛ: ꜱʜᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇᴏꜰ.

GorfZaplen posted:

Then the LORD said to Miyamoto, "Where is Gunpei Yokoi?" "I don't know," he replied. "Am I my Aniki's keeper?"

Sub-Actuality posted:

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    In the beginning, God created e1m1.

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    And God typed iddqd and idkfa on His keyboard, and God saw that the super shotgun was good.

3
    On the second day, God grew restless with His creation and so conceived His custom wad.

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    And God said "let there be a light switch," and thus was the light separated from the darkness.

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    And God said "let there be a hidden room with light amplification goggles," and God did spawn nearby.

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    God saw all that He had made, and countless dm rounds did pass, while God did ruthlessly pwn His brother.

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    But on the third day, God's brother saw the LORD enter His room, and God's deception was laid bare.

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    And so God's brother was thrown down, and banished from the Heavens, that he might never again play DOOM multi with the LORD.

Sub-Actuality posted:

1
    In the beginning, God created e1m1.

2
    And God typed iddqd and idkfa on His keyboard, and God saw that the super shotgun was good.

3
    On the second day, God grew restless with His creation and so conceived His custom wad.

4
    And God said "let there be a light switch," and thus was the light separated from the darkness.

5
    And God said "let there be a hidden room with light amplification goggles," and God did spawn nearby.

6
    God saw all that He had made, and countless dm rounds did pass, while God did ruthlessly pwn His brother.

7
    But on the third day, God's brother saw the LORD enter His room, and God's deception was laid bare.

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    And so God's brother was thrown down, and banished from the Heavens, that he might never again play DOOM multi with the LORD.

GorfZaplen posted:

Then the LORD said to Miyamoto, "Where is Gunpei Yokoi?" "I don't know," he replied. "Am I my Aniki's keeper?"

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Adam and Eve cast out of Paradise because they hacked the PS3 no matter what firmware it's on

herculon posted:

Then Samson called to the Lord, saying, “O Lord God, remember me, I pray! Strengthen me, I pray, just this once, O God, that I may with one blow take vengeance on the Philistines for my two eyes!” And Samson took hold of the two PS5s which supported the temple, and he braced himself against them, one on his right and the other on his left. Then Samson said, “Let me die with the Philistines!” And he pushed the PS5s with all his might, and the temple fell on the lords and all the people who were in it.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Adam and Eve cast out of Paradise because they hacked the PS3 no matter what firmware it's on

GorfZaplen posted:

It is easier for an Xbox to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

Sub-Actuality posted:

Unto Xbox was born Xbox 360: and Xbox 360 begat a son, the Third Xbox, who was called Xbox One.
And unto Xbox One were born Xbox One X, and Xbox One S.
And the sons of Xbox One X and Xbox One S were Xbox Series X and Xbox Series S.

Sub-Actuality posted:

Unto Xbox was born Xbox 360: and Xbox 360 begat a son, the Third Xbox, who was called Xbox One.
And unto Xbox One were born Xbox One X, and Xbox One S.
And the sons of Xbox One X and Xbox One S were Xbox Series X and Xbox Series S.

herculon posted:

Let him who is without a hacked PS3 cast the first stone

GorfZaplen posted:

There's too many good posts

Bicyclops posted:

Sub-Actuality posted:

EXODUS 21:1, 20-21

¹“These are the laws you are to set before them:

²⁰ “Anyone who downloads a ROM must be punished if the game is finished as a direct result, ²¹ but they are not to be punished if the ROM is deleted within 24 hours, since they were just testing it.

Fungah! posted:

It shall be made of plastics black and green. The length shall be three hundred cubits, its width fifty cubits, and its height thirty cubits. When ye have finished, ye shall call it the Xbox.

Sub-Actuality posted:

EXODUS 21:1, 20-21

¹“These are the laws you are to set before them:

²⁰ “Anyone who downloads a ROM must be punished if the game is finished as a direct result, ²¹ but they are not to be punished if the ROM is deleted within 24 hours, since they were just testing it.

Fungah! posted:

It shall be made of plastics black and green. The length shall be three hundred cubits, its width fifty cubits, and its height thirty cubits. When ye have finished, ye shall call it the Xbox.

Bicyclops posted:

GorfZaplen posted:

There's too many good posts

Sub-Actuality posted:

EXODUS 21:1, 20-21

¹“These are the laws you are to set before them:

²⁰ “Anyone who downloads a ROM must be punished if the game is finished as a direct result, ²¹ but they are not to be punished if the ROM is deleted within 24 hours, since they were just testing it.