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Who What Now posted:How'd you guess?! Wait, were you at the Chattanooga Applebee's glory hole last week? I ain’t never been to Chattanooga friend and I don’t appreciate you insinuating I have.
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Aug 12, 2021 02:26
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:I ain’t never been to Chattanooga friend and I don’t appreciate you insinuating I have. 
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Aug 12, 2021 02:32
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A person who thinks biggest is best is a person that's never had a torn rear end in a top hat.
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Aug 12, 2021 10:37
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Vagina's are pretty tough though? I don't personally know. I've never seen one.
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Aug 12, 2021 18:16
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Vagina's are pretty tough though? God drat my perfectly shaped and wonderfully tight vagina
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Aug 12, 2021 18:30
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Kick it completely off, OP. Just hacky-sack that thing into the street
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Aug 12, 2021 18:44
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UnSmith posted:God drat my perfectly shaped and wonderfully tight vagina text me
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Aug 12, 2021 18:45
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CPL593H posted:A person who thinks biggest is best is a person that's never had a torn rear end in a top hat. After a certain size I thought you were supposed to bottom? IDK how it works I didn't realize I was bi until after I was married so I never got to do gay stuff.
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Aug 12, 2021 19:12
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Applewhite posted:After a certain size I thought you were supposed to bottom? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcHKOC64KnE
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Aug 12, 2021 19:22
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UnSmith posted:God drat my perfectly shaped and wonderfully tight vagina Applewhite posted:IDK how it works I didn't realize I was bi until after I was married so I never got to do gay stuff. TontoCorazon posted:text me
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Aug 12, 2021 19:23
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If you think about it, the average person has a 2.5" dick.
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Aug 13, 2021 01:26
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Invisible dick happyhippy fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Aug 14, 2021 |
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Aug 13, 2021 01:43
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CPL593H posted:A person who thinks biggest is best is a person that's never had a torn rear end in a top hat. Lies. Goons know how much those things stretch
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Aug 13, 2021 02:15
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happyhippy posted:Racial joke This is a very bad idea I think
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Aug 13, 2021 02:33
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Lies. Goons know how much those things stretch Not everyone puts in the hours of training that he did. Most people think they can just jump into the deep end of rear end in a top hat stretching, but it takes years of practice. Flowers for QAnon posted:I have to get Dick-shortening surgery in a couple weeks. I’m not joking We are going to need before and after shots for proof.
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Aug 13, 2021 02:53
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Applewhite posted:After a certain size I thought you were supposed to bottom? maybe as a courtesy, but never as a rule some dudes love feeling like a hand puppet
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Aug 13, 2021 02:58
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Lies. Goons know how much those things stretch Goatse Man is to gaping what Prince was to music. A genius in his field the likes of which comes only once in a lifetime. We'll almost certainly never see his kind again Applewhite posted:After a certain size I thought you were supposed to bottom? There's no rules it's all just personal preference or what you want to try. In the story I was referring to which was about a guy who is definitely totally not me or anything, the guy with the huge dick is primarily a bottom and the other guy is primarily a top. I will say this, I have a lot of respect for bottoms because it's a lot of work and there are apparently some occupational hazards. Cubone posted:some dudes love feeling like a hand puppet That too but in my case, NOPE. Maybe I just need more experience. Regardless of that I'm just not a size queen and I think people who are are obnoxious assholes. CPL593H fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Aug 13, 2021 |
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Aug 13, 2021 03:40
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Katamari Democracy posted:I'm never gonna tell someone how well endowed I am. But I will say God broke the mold when he made me. This you? 
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Aug 13, 2021 05:01
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my hog is too wide, its just so wide, its girth is massive, its circumference is insane, its diameter is unreasonable, i hate it
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Aug 13, 2021 05:04
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My dick is half the length of and all of the width of a roll of toilet paper.
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Aug 13, 2021 05:08
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My dick, when viewed from the front, is a perfect octagon. But when viewed from the side, you get a splitting headache and nosebleed trying to perceive an impossible shape.
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Aug 13, 2021 05:12
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HD DAD posted:My dick, when viewed from the front, is a perfect octagon. But when viewed from the side, you get a splitting headache and nosebleed trying to perceive an impossible shape. Non euclidian boner
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Aug 13, 2021 05:14
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If OP's penis was a glass of water it'd be 74 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Aug 13, 2021 05:57
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I was always under the impression that my dick was below average. My first girlfriend saw it and told me it was a little disappointing. I was like whatever, I don't really care because I never have cared about my dick. Fast forward to transitioning and having partners (I had my first girlfriend and then no partners for like eight years, honestly was fine) and finding out I was above average. Then finding out when I finally started using my dick that I needed magnum sized condoms. That was a bit weird. I still don't think my dick is big tho? It's weird.
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Aug 13, 2021 06:23
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I'm the official government sanctioned dick inspector so feel free to PM me pics.HD DAD posted:My dick, when viewed from the front, is a perfect octagon. But when viewed from the side, you get a splitting headache and nosebleed trying to perceive an impossible shape. That's funny, I was just telling a young woman that Terry Pratchett got the idea for octarine from my cum.
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Aug 13, 2021 07:41
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syntaxfunction posted:I was always under the impression that my dick was below average. My first girlfriend saw it and told me it was a little disappointing. I was like whatever, I don't really care because I never have cared about my dick. folks, it's a normal distribution, centered at 13.12cm, with a standard deviation of 1.66 that means 68% of penises are roughly between 4.5" and 5.8" anything bigger than that is "big" by any reasonable definition anybody who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something sorry you had to find out this way
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Aug 13, 2021 08:11
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those porn hogs are crazy though
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Aug 13, 2021 08:16
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Cubone posted:I feel like I have to post something like this every time we have a thread like this: people have a really hosed up concept of what average looks like Haha thanks, but I have known for ages. It was never a thing I cared to check because I didn't have sex and even when I started to again I was transitioning and didn't think anything of it. When I first got undressed in front of my second ever partner they commented. When I started topping and regular condoms were restrictive enough to cause discomfort and pressure the pieces clicked. But I've never cared because I primarily top these days but I won't use my dick if possible. The funniest joke imo
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Aug 13, 2021 08:48
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Everybody talks about length but girth is more important if anything, definitely so for buying condoms. I knew 6 inches was average so I assumed I needed regular sized condoms. My first time was a pretty painful experience. And that is how I learned that my hog is obese, and that I need larger sized condoms as a result. They should really teach this poo poo in sex ed.
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Aug 13, 2021 12:17
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If you have an average penis and you're a straight guy, the only solution is to date women who are shorter than you. Unfortunately this leads to people assuming you're a pedophile and to be fair, this is true of 95% of the guys who only date short women.
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Aug 13, 2021 12:29
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Yaldabaoth posted:If you have an average penis and you're a straight guy, the only solution is to date women who are shorter than you. Unfortunately this leads to people assuming you're a pedophile and to be fair, this is true of 95% of the guys who only date short women. How many of these guys are star trek fans?
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Aug 13, 2021 12:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM
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Aug 13, 2021 14:25
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An average sized penis is actually pretty small when you consider that like half of the people out there are chicks which really drags the number down.
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Aug 13, 2021 14:36
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The Moon Monster posted:An average sized penis is actually pretty small when you consider that like half of the people out there are chicks which really drags the number down. feeling better already, thanks
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Aug 13, 2021 15:18
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I just want to say that this thread has made me feel a lot better about my 11" dick.
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Aug 13, 2021 16:03
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Who What Now posted:I just want to say that this thread has made me feel a lot better about my 1.1" dick.
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Aug 13, 2021 16:07
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My cock can only be measured in units of time
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Aug 13, 2021 16:34
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HD DAD posted:My cock can only be measured in units of time Time in bed? So 30 seconds?
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Aug 13, 2021 17:01
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7.25 sexytimes is well above average.
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Aug 13, 2021 17:05
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