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Ok it was a bad post, ill summarize part 2 quickly. Literally A Person, I'm sorry I failed you. Whoever asked about the utility belt, that is a tourniquet and the part you asked about is the windlass used to tighten it. After the one night stand, I went home the next day for a couple of weeks because we got a break. When I got back to Allen Park I went to the White Rhino that night with the hopes to see this woman again. I got bombed, and tried to walk to her house. I got lost, thought I had found her house and began to toss pebbles at the window I thought was hers. I don't know if it was her house or not. No one came to the window, but in short time two cop cars appeared to my left and right driving down the road towards me with no headlights on. I was detained, and cuffed. I knew this woman was a cop so I told them I knew her and described her and her tatt and they laughed...alot. They then put me in the back of a police car and drove me to my hotel. So not actually arrested just detained, never saw the woman again. However, I did have a conversation with this guy at the White Rhino about this woman, he said he had also done the dirty with her, I told him I raw dogged her, he told me to get an AIDS test. I'm good, no AIDS. fningnewguy fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Sep 8, 2021 |
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See, when I first read your title I thought that "going for seconds on a piece of strange" meant that you were like intercoursing for ~ 12 seconds when the pigs rolled up and cuffed you, presumably outside.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 02:25 |
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I gave the op aids
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 02:38 |
fningnewguy posted:It had been 2 years since I got out of the US Army. I was working as an underground utility locator when I was offered a new job. The job was to drive a mini van, that I had to mount 3 cameras on, and drive no greater then 20 MPH through out the city of Detroit to take high resolution photos for a tax assessment. I would be part of a team of drivers and together we would capture photos of the entire city of Detroit for a tax assessment. The cameras fired every 15 feet, so while driving at 20 MPH you just heard a rhythmic "Click, Click, Click" as the cameras captured a forward and either left of right image(depending on if it was a one way street). We were all trained to drive in a specific way and use the maps given to us to gather this data and sent on our way. I had my van, my maps, my model 1911 .45 ACP pistol and some body armor and medical supplies along with me.*Detroit is not a good place to drive around with cameras mounted on a mini van* hey buddy why dont you shut the front door and dont let it hit your rear end on the rear end on the way out. dumbass
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 02:41 |
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You probably deserve to be arrested for referring to another human being as "a piece of strange" if nothing else. Nobody gives a gently caress about your gross humblebrag sexual exploits and you're no Mark Z. Danielewski. Lurk more, post less.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 02:43 |
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13Pandora13 posted:You probably deserve to be arrested for referring to another human being as "a piece of strange" if nothing else. HOUSE OF LEAVES FUCKIN SUCKS
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 02:55 |
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Hi op we can say gently caress here, in fact it’s encouraged.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 03:03 |
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corgski posted:Hi op we can say gently caress here, in fact it’s encouraged. Where on the internet have you ever not been able to say gently caress? Seriously. I'm old as poo poo. I did BBS's and had AOL and while those two archaic artifacts may have had rules on swearing, I can't recall a single forum that has given any fucks since the invention of the internet. Where do these people originate from?
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 03:05 |
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gently caress poo poo oval office balls cocksucker OP did you go chili dogging or coney dogging? A person who spent time in the D will be able to answer this.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 03:11 |
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kntfkr posted:HOUSE OF LEAVES FUCKIN SUCKS It was good enough for OP to write really bad fanfic of it.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 03:32 |
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if you could all please refrain from cussing i would really appreciate it my 4 year old reads this website
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 03:32 |
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 03:37 |
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13Pandora13 posted:You probably deserve to be arrested for referring to another human being as "a piece of strange" if nothing else.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 03:39 |
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op i liked the part of the post where you saw titties
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 03:59 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsfAn4ejg1o
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 04:21 |
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jarofpiss posted:op i liked the part of the post where you saw titties wtf is this true? ban this filth
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 04:33 |
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Did part 2 get posted
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 04:37 |
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13Pandora13 posted:It was good enough for OP to write really bad fanfic of it. and not once did I have to turn my computer upside down clockwise to read it. the person who recommended house of leaves to me also recommended a heartbreaking work of staggering penis and she says her favorite book is ulysses and we're not friends anymore
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 04:39 |
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fningnewguy posted:Ok it was a bad post, ill summarize part 2 quickly. Literally A Person, I'm sorry I failed you. Whoever asked about the utility belt, that is a tourniquet and the part you asked about is the windlass used to tighten it. “I got arrested going for seconds on a piece of strange in Detroit.” Except you didn’t get arrested. You fuckin’ suck, OP.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 04:40 |
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Listen the night is young there’s still time for the OP to get arrested yet.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 04:46 |
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fningnewguy posted:I was detained, and cuffed. I knew this woman was a cop so I told them I knew her and described her and her tatt and they laughed...alot. They then put me in the back of a police car and drove me to my hotel. So not actually arrested just detained, handcuffing creates a custodial environment that escalates a "terry stop" to an arrest
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 04:51 |
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that guy that had stories from his lovely hotel job was more entertaining than this imo
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 04:52 |
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fningnewguy posted:
also i just want to quote this in particular
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 04:54 |
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i was executed for impregnating a vat of butter and you dont see me posting a thread about it.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 04:59 |
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MY GIRLFRIEND
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 05:02 |
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lmao
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 05:16 |
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fningnewguy posted:Ok it was a bad post, ill summarize part 2 quickly. Literally A Person, I'm sorry I failed you. Whoever asked about the utility belt, that is a tourniquet and the part you asked about is the windlass used to tighten it. **** off you piece of ****
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 05:30 |
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I didn't read the second part. Did op drop some curses? We doing curses now? That seems pretty edgy, IDK.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 05:56 |
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Escape From Noise posted:I didn't read the second part. Did op drop some curses? We doing curses now? That seems pretty edgy, IDK. in the very first post he rightly so censored his usage of the highly contentious and inflammatory *s* word Edit: first time through I stopped reading there, now I've gone back he also censored the disgusting *f* word
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 06:12 |
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Woah! That's some serious potty mouth, young man!
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 06:17 |
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I got arrested for going for seconds on an Old Country Buffet AMA
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 06:49 |
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Escape From Noise posted:I got arrested for going for seconds on an Old Country Buffet AMA Mash potato or baked?
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 06:49 |
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Literally A Person posted:Mash potato or baked? Both at once. It was DEPRAVED!
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 06:51 |
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You guys suck it was interesting until you scared the guy from posting deets Effort posts are rare Jfc assholes
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 08:10 |
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Also I do not have Aids
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 08:11 |
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Spinz posted:Also I do not have Aids nice humble brag
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 08:13 |
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*insists on wearing bulletproof vest and driving around heavily armed* *gets bombed in strange neighbourhood and throws rocks at houses* Consistency isnt really a strong suit is it, OP?
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 08:14 |
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Spinz posted:Also I do not have Aids hey baby wuts up
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There are effort posts and then their are ones with many obvious warning signs. I also think that excessive threadshitting has done a number over the last decade, but nuts to this one.
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