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take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo

SG Bamboo posted:

Tokyo Pimps

i thought about this and decided the name is possessive. he belongs to the tokyo pimps as in he is one of their own

disregard if u have also taken this journey into understanding

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Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
The applause :)

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
wow yujiro sold that like a boss tbh

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Yuj actually looks a bit younger here, maybe he's finally in business mode for the first time since leaving CHAOS 8 years ago

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cerebral Bore posted:

Look at this perfectly sculpted idiot boy :allears:

Crazy thing is that he's actually smaller than he was before his sickness. He had a crazy amount of muscle on his frame in the front half of the year.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

Crazy thing is that he's actually smaller than he was before his sickness. He had a crazy amount of muscle on his frame in the front half of the year.

Kota is perfect at any size :colbert:

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
lol hey ref go check that out

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Marty is getting slightly distracted by the Tokyo Latina, as is tradition

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cerebral Bore posted:

Kota is perfect at any size :colbert:

I actually prefer him like this!

I'm more astonished that he looks like THIS after having loving pneumonia. Guy is insane.

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Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
YESSSS CLAPPING THE NAME

*immediately stops*

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Jerusalem posted:

I actually prefer him like this!

I'm more astonished that he looks like THIS after having loving pneumonia. Guy is insane.

But have you considered if he slimmed down a tiny bit more so he could do twin magic with his son Yuki Ueno

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

I actually prefer him like this!

I'm more astonished that he looks like THIS after having loving pneumonia. Guy is insane.

He is God after all.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SG Bamboo posted:

But have you considered if he slimmed down a tiny bit more so he could do twin magic with his son Yuki Ueno

If you suggested this to Ibushi he WOULD do it. It doesn't matter that Ueno is in a different promotion, he'll do it!

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

SG Bamboo posted:

But have you considered if he slimmed down a tiny bit more so he could do twin magic with his son Yuki Ueno

Ueno isn't his son, he's Ibushi from the past brought into the present. :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

If Ibushi slapped me like that I'd just start crying and slowly leave the ring and walk up the ramp and go home. If he kicked me like that I'd just lie on the mat crying until the disgusted Young Boys pulled me out and carried me up the ramp and dumped me out on the street, where I would continue to lie crying.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Ibushi has such a bouncy forehead

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
I see that Kota has gone from hating his neck to hating his chin.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

whether for new japan, stardom, or dragongate, kansai area crowds feel hotter than tokyo area ones in the covid era

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cerebral Bore posted:

I see that Kota has gone from hating his neck to hating his chin.

He's decided to become the new Inoki and is training his chin accordingly.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Still, Kota is somehow dragging a decent match out of Big Yuj here.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Cerebral Bore posted:

Still, Kota is somehow dragging a decent match out of Big Yuj here.

Their match last year was pretty good as well. Yuj knows how to do good wrestling, he just chooses not to most of the time

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Holy poo poo that Pimp Juice was nuts

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Marty should have just turned around and gone,"Oh you clearly punched Ibushi in the nuts, you're DQed."

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
I actually bit on that one.

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
ahahahaha

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

HAHAHAHA

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Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
WHAT

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
u fn love to see it lol

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
OK, what is the flying doublefuck???

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

FUCKIN YUJ :neckbeard:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

:stare:

My.... my predictions.... on the FIRST loving MATCH OF THE TOURNAMENT!

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Tokyoooooooooooooo Pimps

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I see Gedo is starting early this year.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Swerve of the year right here.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Jerusalem posted:

Marty should have just turned around and gone,"Oh you clearly punched Ibushi in the nuts, you're DQed."

Taito would have DQed him :colbert:

Anyways, that match was perfectly acceptable, Big Match Yuj is on his way to the Dome

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Thauros posted:

whether for new japan, stardom, or dragongate, kansai area crowds feel hotter than tokyo area ones in the covid era

Absolutely as proven by them reacting here

Also fu gedo :(

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
i love u gedo

im so excited now

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Me reviewing my predictions for the G1:



For real though that was a huge shock and kinda loving cool because it was absolutely the last thing I saw coming and I have no idea how this storyline will continue for Ibushi, if he'll quickly recover or go on a downward spiral.

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
now we just need *checks notes* tonga loa to have a good singles match

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Jado is huge lol

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