it's my 67th goddamn birthday today

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who gives a gently caress
	big fuckin deal
	gently caress you op
	gently caress yourself
	gently caress your mom
	gently caress a duck
	and gently caress goku too

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Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

Hey man you're a cool guy. Like my friend about your age that came out with me to the trump inauguration protests.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 01:40

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 12:18

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

good job, OP

keep it up

# ? Jul 13, 2022 01:42

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Gene is so old that he's even older than OP

Happy birthday oldster

# ? Jul 13, 2022 01:43

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

gene is so old he could be my kid brother :rolleyes:

page 3 set:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFv_PoZ2iP0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxz86P5pcbM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTQEVXLAfc4

dee eight fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Jul 13, 2022

# ? Jul 13, 2022 01:47

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Congratulations OP, in two more years you can make a good thread.
And yes I am sure this joke has been made but I refuse to read threads sorry.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 01:52

Gertrude Perkins: May 1, 2010; Gun Snake

dont talk to gun snake

Drops: human teeth

Happy birthday, here's to another 67!

# ? Jul 13, 2022 01:54

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

You're still younger than my parents and they're still alive so, looking good 👍

# ? Jul 13, 2022 01:55

eig: Oct 16, 2008

happy birthday OP ur older than my dad who's birthday was last week! my gift to u is the :catdrugs:

smiley i made many years ago yorue welcome :-)

# ? Jul 13, 2022 01:57

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

eig posted:

happy birthday OP ur older than my dad who's birthday was last week! my gift to u is the smiley i made many years ago yorue welcome :-)

i remember. thank you very much. pm your mailing addy and i'll send you some catnip seeds

# ? Jul 13, 2022 01:59

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Don't be older than my mom. What the gently caress is wrong with you?

# ? Jul 13, 2022 01:59

The Butcher: Apr 20, 2005; Well, at least we tried.; Nap Ghost

If you forget to die at 69, you are gonna have to run it up to 420 to get to a cool number again.

You'll have to work on drinking child blood, snorting their distilled adrenochrome, and being full of spite and hate, and whatever else it apparently is that keeps the ghouls alive longer than good people.

This will eventually corrupt you as you become one of the bad guys, but you don't want to die at a lame boring age like 76.

Try to avoid checking out at 88, people will assume the worst and pee on your grave.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 02:05

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

mysterious frankie posted:

Don't be older than my mom. What the gently caress is wrong with you?

pics?

# ? Jul 13, 2022 02:05

Blow: Feb 10, 2004

dee eight posted:

page 2 party music:

this one is pretty much my personal philosophy summed up in one song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrAxnNDSpXc

...

Nice tunes old boy.

Happy birthday Goon!

You make me feel younger.

:slick:

# ? Jul 13, 2022 02:11

eig: Oct 16, 2008

dee eight posted:

i remember. thank you very much. pm your mailing addy and i'll send you some catnip seeds

bless u but I don't have cats! I'm glad the smiley has been so popular though, it was fun to make:)

# ? Jul 13, 2022 02:28

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

eig posted:

bless u but I don't have cats! I'm glad the smiley has been so popular though, it was fun to make:)

idc give them to a friend or scatter them in the neighbor's flowers or in the alley

# ? Jul 13, 2022 02:30

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

You're a good person d8 and I hope you have a good birthday.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 03:53

kaom: Jan 20, 2007

Happy birthday :toot:

# ? Jul 13, 2022 06:00

Ass-penny: Jan 18, 2008

HBD dee eight

# ? Jul 13, 2022 06:58

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

I missed your birthday d8! But in PST it�s still July 12. Happy birthday old man

# ? Jul 13, 2022 07:02

Kimchi Surplus: Dec 4, 2007; Daddy's out of bourbon...

Happy Birthday :cheersbird:

# ? Jul 13, 2022 08:47

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

dee eight posted:

i'm both impressed and disappointed.

there was one day in my early 20s where i walking a few blocks to my brother's house to do computer gaming on vic 20s. i recall clearly the thought, "holy poo poo i have a computer program in my pocket!. the future is now, baby!" it was something like temples of apshai on a cassette tape lol. it was a v cool moment for me to have some sci fi dreams come true. of course i still play the heck out of vid games, and the internet is my clubhouse. computers in every house is one of the best promises kept by the future.

at one point in my life, i took a good critical look at tv and decided it was poison to the mind and spirit so now i try to cut it out of my life except for very specific things (indy 500). in my single digit years, tv was a magic box that had teachers in it. capt kangaroo and miss marcia, bozo and roy rogers and hopalong cassidy and bugs bunny spent a lot of time hangin out with me and that was okay. now, though, i've seen the vast wasteland with older and slightly more cynical eyes. newton minnow was a starry-eyed optimist. the constant stream of common crap that is network tv is just a delivery system for screaming advertisements aimed carefully at the slack jawed masses with disposable income. apart from some public tv, i am deeply disappointed in tv.

modern culture is a bit of both. some movies and music are a miss with me, but that's okay, i still find the good stuff. i don't do a lot of social media so twitter and tik tok and like that are only what i see here and discord. i like the memes and gifs and my sense of humor is broad so i don't feel alienated by youth trends and culture. what weirds me out a little bit is all the metal you kids are sticking in yourselfs. i like boobies ungalvanized thank you. tats used to a little, but that was a cultural echo from the previous generation i think. only sailors and convicts had tats, not good upright citizens

the rise of fascism in america is a big disappointment. i mean they gave my uncle marvin a bronze star for killing nazis back in the 40s but now here we are and the bastards are running around in america doing nazi stuff. gently caress.

I'm sick in bed and this made me not think about my stupid headache for a bit. Sorry my reply can't match yours; it was a very good reply.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 08:54

Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

dee eight posted:

i'm both impressed and disappointed.

there was one day in my early 20s where i walking a few blocks to my brother's house to do computer gaming on vic 20s. i recall clearly the thought, "holy poo poo i have a computer program in my pocket!. the future is now, baby!" it was something like temples of apshai on a cassette tape lol. it was a v cool moment for me to have some sci fi dreams come true. of course i still play the heck out of vid games, and the internet is my clubhouse. computers in every house is one of the best promises kept by the future.

at one point in my life, i took a good critical look at tv and decided it was poison to the mind and spirit so now i try to cut it out of my life except for very specific things (indy 500). in my single digit years, tv was a magic box that had teachers in it. capt kangaroo and miss marcia, bozo and roy rogers and hopalong cassidy and bugs bunny spent a lot of time hangin out with me and that was okay. now, though, i've seen the vast wasteland with older and slightly more cynical eyes. newton minnow was a starry-eyed optimist. the constant stream of common crap that is network tv is just a delivery system for screaming advertisements aimed carefully at the slack jawed masses with disposable income. apart from some public tv, i am deeply disappointed in tv.

modern culture is a bit of both. some movies and music are a miss with me, but that's okay, i still find the good stuff. i don't do a lot of social media so twitter and tik tok and like that are only what i see here and discord. i like the memes and gifs and my sense of humor is broad so i don't feel alienated by youth trends and culture. what weirds me out a little bit is all the metal you kids are sticking in yourselfs. i like boobies ungalvanized thank you. tats used to a little, but that was a cultural echo from the previous generation i think. only sailors and convicts had tats, not good upright citizens

the rise of fascism in america is a big disappointment. i mean they gave my uncle marvin a bronze star for killing nazis back in the 40s but now here we are and the bastards are running around in america doing nazi stuff. gently caress.

God bless d8.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 09:37

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

weed

retirement

# ? Jul 13, 2022 23:28

Elephunk: Dec 6, 2007

I wore my neon orange CAT DRUGS shirt in my early 20's to many shows in Philly, always a great conversation starter.

Cheers

# ? Jul 13, 2022 23:49

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Carlos Lantana posted:

weed retirement

hell yeah reminds me we should still be partying

Elephunk posted:

I wore my neon orange CAT DRUGS shirt in my early 20's to many shows in Philly, always a great conversation starter.

i saw the who and cream in a double bill at the electric factory in '72 :tastykake:

# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:15

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

The who and cream.

That sounds like a romantic night for you now.

# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:21

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

like your mom, my playlist is wide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxzxH6wIPCY
and deep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc6oYN_2h6g
and :nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0phX2sEesCA <--- not safe for grandma either

dee eight fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Jul 14, 2022

# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:21

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

dee eight posted:

i saw the who, and creamed in a double bill (two friends named bill) at the electric factory in '72

# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:23

Shogunner: Apr 29, 2010; Ready to crash and burn.
I never learn.
I'm on the rapetrain.

do other 67 year olds know about goku

# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:46

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Shogunner posted:

do other 67 year olds know about goku

over 9000 of them

# ? Jul 14, 2022 01:34

Buttchocks: Oct 21, 2020; No, I like my hat, thanks.

Time to collect that SA pension!

We get pensions on this forum, right?

# ? Jul 14, 2022 04:08

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Buttchocks posted:

Time to collect that SA pension!

We get pensions on this forum, right?

some of us have paid so much in, I should hope so

# ? Jul 14, 2022 08:22

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

How's the hair of the dog treating you, old man?

# ? Jul 14, 2022 19:37

Nae: Sep 3, 2020; what.

dee eight posted:

hell yeah reminds me we should still be partying

i saw the who and cream in a double bill at the electric factory in '72

my parents are 67 year olds from philly and i swear to god their entire 1970s experience was just 'do you remember when we saw *legendary rock group* at the electric factory/the tower?' it's bullshit, it was so easy for them to see killer shows back then

edit: also my mom used to sing that hand jive song all the time when i was a kid, genuine thanks for bringing back those memories

# ? Jul 14, 2022 20:14

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the fact I will never see Bowie live is not something I really like to remember :smith:

I mean, I've seen some remarkable live shows, but... y'know.

# ? Jul 14, 2022 20:19

Nae: Sep 3, 2020; what.

Code Jockey posted:

the fact I will never see Bowie live is not something I really like to remember

I mean, I've seen some remarkable live shows, but... y'know.

yeah that's specifically someone they brag about getting to see multiple times! it's not cool, not even a little bit

# ? Jul 14, 2022 20:20

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Code Jockey posted:

How's the hair of the dog treating you, old man?

i bought a bunch of weed edibles today and i'm gonna hit the liquor store tomorrow so we okay thanks for asking

Code Jockey posted:

the fact I will never see Bowie live is not something I really like to remember

I mean, I've seen some remarkable live shows, but... y'know.

same but sam cooke

# ? Jul 14, 2022 20:56

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

when you bang a lady do you consider it grandpa style

# ? Jul 14, 2022 21:23

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 12:18

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Pimpcasso posted:

when you bang a lady do you consider it grandpa style

no matter what style, i consider it a duty to perform to my utmost. to go for broke. to boldly cum where no man has cum before *stands up and bellows gouletishly* to bone... the unboneable mom. to cream .... the impossible cream

# ? Jul 14, 2022 21:58

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