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Matinee posted:There are certain sensorial pleasures in this life that just demand to be done all at once. Hey pal, take it easy. *clings your caviar fork away with the other caviar fork*
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Microdosing caviar over a 7 hour period. same but mango habanero wings
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Sep 26, 2022 21:26
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Chinatown posted:same but mango habanero wings Just get a hot sauce bottle and lick drops out of it. Cut out the middleman between you and flavor. 
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Sep 26, 2022 21:29
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other people can eat these so we might put these in the middle of the table and then you can just slide the plate over to keep them away: cheese blasters onion pals old uncle puds 1996 Pontiac Fiero Hubcaps this whole plate is yours don't worry about it: jammin' pammin' shrimp scramblers a hambuger with cheese a hamburger without cheese ladies salad for the girls breakfast soup available all day we're gonna ask again later just remember which one and we'll talk about it: cake pie sorry forgot to mention fish was an option for the last one
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Big Beef City posted:Why do the british call what they serve 'food'? Quite a long time ago, on The Daily Show with Craig Kilborn, Kilborn asked John Cleese why British food sucks. After a few moments, he irritably answered "We had an empire to run, we couldn't waste time on food!" ManBoyChef posted:One food please.
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SLOSifl posted:other people can eat these so we might put these in the middle of the table and then you can just slide the plate over to keep them away:
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numberoneposter posted:any chance you can make the ladies salad but for the boys???
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I didn’t think I’d like jalapeño poppers and now I like jalapeño poppers after trying them!
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Please do not bring me the sampler version off of the app menu. What am I supposed to do with two shrimp and three boneless wings?
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Please do not bring me the sampler version off of the app menu. What am I supposed to do with two shrimp and three boneless wings? surgically graft them onto your body and enjoy your near imperceptible physical advantage over your adversaries
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Oh Don Piano posted:surgically graft them onto your body and enjoy your near imperceptible physical advantage over your adversaries Cheese curds 2077
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Sep 26, 2022 23:28
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Suck the caviar directly out of my fishhole
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Sep 27, 2022 00:20
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I'm already hungry, these make me less hungry
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Sep 27, 2022 00:24
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I don't call them appetizers, OP. I call it the food I eat before the real food gets here.
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I want dim sum
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I specialize in canapé menus and I've learned that you can never have enough fried prawns
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I learned the same lesson, except with Outback Steakhouse's menu and Bloomin' Onions
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Sep 27, 2022 06:01
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Gonna get a bloomin onion uber eatsed to my house because YOLO
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Soukuw posted:"Disposable Income" My collegetown had tons of places that had ridiculously cheap appetizers during happy hour, we'd all go there and just have meals entirely of appetizers and 30 cent chicken wings.
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Tunicate posted:My collegetown had tons of places that had ridiculously cheap appetizers during happy hour, we'd all go there and just have meals entirely of appetizers and 30 cent chicken wings. I used to work at a country club, and on Fridays we offered free appetizers in the bar. Stuff like tacos, stuffed potato skins and such. It started out pretty normally, with chafing dishes on a nicely decorated table in the bar. However, the members of the club turned out to be hungrier and greedier than we thought. They started meeting the serving staff carrying out the replacement trays in the hallway, before we could get to the table to resupply the chafing dishes. They would raid the trays, and there would be nothing left for the table in the bar. They were coming out farther and farther until eventually they were meeting the servers at the kitchen door and were raiding the dishes before the servers could even get fully into the hallway. The manager decided to end the free appetizer program when there was a shoving match, a server was knocked to the ground, spilling the entire load of appetizers and dislocating his wrist. Members were PISSED that he had the temerity to cancel a program they loved.
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Sep 29, 2022 20:07
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Tonight I went to an Italian restaurant and the menu was all in Italian. It wasn’t impossible but ultimately more effort than it was worth the decipher. The owner had a very broad Yorkshire accent so I’m reasonably sure he wasn’t actually Italian.
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Poohs Packin posted:uber eatsed i believe its uber eaten to your location, but i'm not a professional.
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the first date i ever went on with a girl was a coworker at shoprite and we went out after work ended at like 8 and we drove around for an hour in my mercury sable so we could get half priced app's at applebee's and when she offered to pay i let her. later she asked if she could kiss me and i said yes. i was wearing UFO pants. 
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Sep 29, 2022 21:10
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did anyone say "appletizers" yet because that's what they should all be called. regardless of whether or not they have apples. that's my 'pinion
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kntfkr posted:the first date i ever went on with a girl was a coworker at shoprite and we went out after work ended at like 8 and we drove around for an hour in my mercury sable so we could get half priced app's at applebee's and when she offered to pay i let her. later she asked if she could kiss me and i said yes. i was wearing UFO pants. lmao
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apps in my gapps
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Genesplicer posted:country club members turned out to be [greedy] you dont say When I worked on yachts doing mostly finger food type menus I'd get some greedy fuckers just waiting below deck at the entry to the galley. I'd typically be polite and say stuff like "why don't you join the rest of your party at the bar?" They've just upgraded their spirits package - and the like. More often than naught they'd just be like "nah mate waitin on more of them prawns I'm starvin' as" Which like, fair enough but they'd end up snagging like 5 or 9 coconut macadamia crusted prawns before the server could even get out to the actual deck where the party was. So then whoever the secretary or EA who organized the event would see some sloppy platter of prawns coming out and start counting thinking we've under-served. I mostly had fun on the boats though
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kntfkr posted:the first date i ever went on with a girl was a coworker at shoprite and we went out after work ended at like 8 and we drove around for an hour in my mercury sable so we could get half priced app's at applebee's and when she offered to pay i let her. later she asked if she could kiss me and i said yes. i was wearing UFO pants. this rules actually
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