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Cheese or oral sex
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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Real answer;
I'd give up on oral since half of you can't do it well enough to start with. Lame-o's

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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

get this:

floral sex

Hot Stunt
Oct 2, 2009



Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I don't eat cheese and I rarely get any dick. I am a man without a country.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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CPL593H posted:

I don't eat cheese and I rarely get any dick. I am a man without a country.
tell us what you really like and lets make a dilemma out of it

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

numberoneposter posted:

tell us what you really like and lets make a dilemma out of it

I like sucking dick but I also like having my dick sucked.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


it sounds like youve already given both of them up then

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

CPL593H posted:

I like sucking dick but I also like having my dick sucked.
give up sucking dick or give up getting your dick sucked

take it or give it <:mad:>

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Big Beef City posted:

Real answer;
I'd give up on oral since half of you can't do it well enough to start with. Lame-o's

It’s like your partners have never heard of cock worship. Shameful.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

That one italian cheese with maggots in it is probably awesome because it's so good people eat maggots.

Maybe maggots are really good

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Mooey Cow posted:

Maybe maggots are really good

Fuckjjjjjjj

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i’d definitely give up oral sex that poo poo can be hard work

just give me those long, thick slabs of cheese, turgid with fetid cultured flavour, fill me up until it drips down my chin :yum:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

There's no oral sex in my fridge

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Are you suuuure

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
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I'm lactose intolerant and I'd give up sex for cheese.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Not going to answer so I don't get probed, thanks for asking tho

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

what about those vegan cheeses they sell next to the tofu? most of them are pretty bad, but i've had some that are passable at least

This is a nice loophole and I admire its/your cleverness.

But... Vegan extra sharp cheddar? Vegan blue cheese? Vegan Camembert? Vegan parmesan? ... and other imitations of the many other fine cheese varieties? Would they all actually taste very much like the real McCoys? I'm doubting it.

(It'd be nice for cows though. Old cows that stop producing milk are slaughtered. I ran with Hare Krishna devotees years ago (they're vegetarians), and around when I left they were doing a fundraiser for a retirement farm for old cows. I'm not kidding.)

Another loophole would be if you sucked your own dick, but personally I am nowhere near lithe enough for that. And if you did, would you swallow?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

deep dish peat moss posted:

I gave up cheese when I was 11

Why the hell would you do that? Are you allergic to cheese? You poor bastard.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Spinz posted:

Not going to answer so I don't get probed, thanks for asking tho

Really? Hey this ain't FYAD! Just don't post any pics of pussies or dicks, or encourage a guy goon to do so. I mean, do you ever see me get probed for my more outrageous posts? (Errr wait...)

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life
Just oral cheese or all kinds of cheese?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Would you rather give up anal sex or sausages

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Spinz posted:

Not going to answer so I don't get probed, thanks for asking tho

I really don't understand why you are like this.

Spinz posted:

That's your idea of evil?

Lol

How about cheated on your SO?

hosed a married guy?

Found a condom in you next morning?

Went along with a sex thing kinda grossed you out to please your partner?

Been rohypnolled?

Peed your car seat drunk driving?

Used under carseat change for gas to get home?

Abandoned a car forever on side of freeway?

Been in jail for weekend or longer?

hosed a novel [to you] race just to see what it was like?

Stole someone's pain meds?

Spinz posted:

I have not done all of that list, but most.

Excuse me for not clarifying, the evil part is not saying you were grossed out, so lying to your sex partner

oh. lol.

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Oct 22, 2022

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Spinz posted:

Not going to answer so I don't get probed, thanks for asking tho

A week's probe rn hunh, goondolences and I take back my unsolicited advice above. I'd suggest appealing it in QCS, but that's stacked with FYAD cronies of course. Looking at the posts that got you the last 3-4 probes, I don't understand how any real offense could have been caused. Though some say they don't like or want me posting, I guess... Now back to our usual programming.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Free Spinz!

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



No Goku option - poll is invalid.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I said cheese but i didn't realize you meant getting so i would like to change my answer

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





step right up!

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



I stand with Spinz.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
cheese is better than nothing :shrug:

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


We'll have sex robots pretty soon I think and technically it won't be oral sex since they're not a real person or mouth so I'm defjnitely keeping cheese.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
every orifice on a computer counts as a butt

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

I'd give up both if my partner could stare at my holes and hum the star wars theme until I resonated with the power of the force

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Worf posted:

I'd give up both if my partner could stare at my holes and hum the star wars theme until I resonated with the power of the force

cmon man

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!


That better be in G major

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

I don't really like receiving oral sex, so if I can have cheese and get to go down on people well, that's business as usual if I'm honest.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

BigBadSteve posted:

I'd suggest appealing it in QCS, but that's stacked with FYAD cronies of course.

of course

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


More like common man

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

no matter what that cats definitely licking its own rear end in a top hat so i guess no more cheese for garfield

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Same logic as straight guys not washing their rear end because touching it is butt love

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