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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

BEAN FACT:
White pea beans canned in tomato sauce are called �baked beans.�

# ? Jan 10, 2023 23:56

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 00:57

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

Play posted:

Sorry I was invited to dinner elsewhere and haven't taken the leap quite yet

I CAN tell you that they are Rosarita brand, claim to be an excellent source of fiber (although my bowel movements have been quite regular recently so that does not overly concern me), and on the side of the can is presented a recipe for Sopa de Frijol which includes the aforementioned beans, chopped onion, bacon, fresh cilantro, fresh oregano, Mexican cream and lime. Sounds quite delicious

Rosarita black beans are :fire:

# ? Jan 10, 2023 23:56

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

This used to be what my grandma considered the bargain-bin bean brand when I was a kid, but come on, who goes harder in the bean game than FARAON

# ? Jan 11, 2023 00:06

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

biglads posted:

# ? Jan 11, 2023 01:31

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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I;m thinking about thos beans rn

thos beans and a slab

# ? Jan 11, 2023 01:32

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

numberoneposter posted:

BEAN FACT:
White pea beans canned in tomato sauce are called “baked beans.”

# ? Jan 11, 2023 02:40

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Added some extra kidney beans to my chili for lunch :twisted:

# ? Jan 11, 2023 02:41

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

｡+ﾟ *｡ Don�t throw out your bean water, you can make ice cream with it

# ? Jan 11, 2023 03:25

Planet X: Dec 10, 2003; GOOD MORNING

Lentils for lunch today

Sleeping in the guest bed tonight probably

# ? Jan 11, 2023 03:36

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

had beans on toast for supper last night, boy i was farting up a storm in bed let me tell you

# ? Jan 11, 2023 11:14

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Thos beans

Always in the forefront of my mind

:thembeans:

biglads fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Jan 11, 2023

# ? Jan 11, 2023 13:35

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Ham bone,
All alone in my soup bowl.
I can smile at the old days;
I had navy beans then.
I remember the time I knew what happiness was.
Let the memory live again!

# ? Jan 11, 2023 15:17

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

Planet X posted:

Lentils for lunch today

Sleeping in the guest bed tonight probably

Out of courtesy or because your partner said so? Who made thos lentils? Fluttery sheets is a small price for having some lentils. I think I'll have some of my partner's lentil curry soup for lunch tomorrow.

This reminds me of one time when I was helping my wife with her graduate field work and we were camping in the backcountry and I had some garlicky refried beans for supper and woke up the next morning to her just furiously crawling out of the tent and zippering it up really hard and fuming in the hammock while I farted and tried to apologize.

# ? Jan 13, 2023 06:59

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

biglads posted:

# ? Jan 13, 2023 11:52

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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biglads posted:

# ? Jan 13, 2023 11:54

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

BEAN FACT:
Canned beans in water or sauce are already cooked and therefore only need to be reheated.

Brown beans and wax beans are your money canned beans

# ? Jan 13, 2023 12:28

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

biglads posted:

# ? Jan 14, 2023 04:33

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

beans

# ? Jan 14, 2023 07:25

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

https://twitter.com/Astroblast65/status/1611567628992094211

# ? Jan 14, 2023 07:28

Ralph Crammed In: May 11, 2007; Let's get clean and smart

You actually don't need to have liver with your fava beans because fava beans have slightly more protein, pound for pound, as well as less fat, but admittedly the liver has more micronutrients. Still recommend to have the Chianti though, esp if you are eating liver.

# ? Jan 14, 2023 09:54

sigher: Apr 22, 2008; My guiding Moonlight...

git apologist posted:

https://twitter.com/Astroblast65/status/1611567628992094211

lol

# ? Jan 14, 2023 11:19

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

bury me... with my beans on

# ? Jan 14, 2023 14:49

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

bean me up scotty

# ? Jan 14, 2023 15:11

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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slab it up and gimme so;me of thos beans

# ? Jan 14, 2023 15:15

benitocereno: Apr 14, 2005; Doctor Rope

I bought beans for chili this week and my wife asked why I didn't use all the beans we already had, to which I replied (of course), "those are my backup beans." she doesn't get beans and I don't think she ever will

# ? Jan 14, 2023 15:25

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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benitocereno posted:

I bought beans for chili this week and my wife asked why I didn't use all the beans we already had, to which I replied (of course), "those are my backup beans." she doesn't get beans and I don't think she ever will

she'll never understand when you;re thinking about thos beans

git apologist posted:

https://twitter.com/Astroblast65/status/1611567628992094211

# ? Jan 14, 2023 16:04

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Thinking about making one of those multibean soups you can get at the store. Hambeens is delicious and has 15 beans! Can't beat that.

# ? Jan 14, 2023 16:24

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

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# ? Jan 14, 2023 16:29

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Love beans. Love 2 fart

# ? Jan 14, 2023 16:31

WalletBeef: Jun 11, 2005

OP I'm def thinkin bout em

# ? Jan 14, 2023 16:37

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Love beans. Love 2 fart. Love slapping butt cheeks.

# ? Jan 14, 2023 16:53

sudonim: Oct 6, 2005

Black beans are my fave but I love all beans of all colors

Bean racists gently caress off

# ? Jan 14, 2023 17:17

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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if thos beans are wrong I don;t wanna be right

# ? Jan 14, 2023 17:19

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Sippin on dat bean

# ? Jan 14, 2023 21:13

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I ate the beans. As a dip with some guac, lime, and sour cream.

They were still good as hell

# ? Jan 14, 2023 21:43

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

Hell yeah slab me up

I just spent a week in belize and had forgotten about how they often serve a small side of refried black beans with some dishes. It's a thin slurry, completely blended without any whole beans left, like a sauce made of beans. I was putting that on my eggs every morning for breakfast and, it was good as hell. :yum: