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when i was in second or third grade or something we got a printed out weekly schedule, and each week the teacher would pick out a drawing made by a student in art class to be the illustration for it. i remember being frustrated that i never got picked, which was because i just drew dinosaurs and monsters and videogame stuff. probably xenomorphs as well, although i hadnt seen alien at all but was just fascinated by it, from the toys and stuff. so the next week the teacher picked my drawing which was mario fighting bowser and i remember just being so embarrassed as it was handed out. it also looked so much worse because it was xeroxed. i then realized all the girls in my class would probably think i was a retard or something, even though nobody gave me poo poo or anything. 
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Wormskull posted:I was 15. same brother
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Mar 13, 2023 14:21
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An Irish-italian-american would be unspeakably wretched
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EmmyOk posted:An Irish-italian-american would be unspeakably wretched 
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Mar 13, 2023 14:25
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eyyy I'm walkin here, to be sure, to be sure
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Mar 13, 2023 14:28
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Imp Zone 1991 Crew rise up *chorus of groaning noises and and clicking knees as we all shuffle off to take acid reflux tablets*
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Mar 13, 2023 14:32
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In third grade we had to do a writing assignment and I decided to write about mortal kombat 2 and that if you knew the secret codes, you could punch a guys head off three times as Johnny cage and then Sonya would be rescued and as a reward would show off her boobs. Anyway that led to probably the most awkward phone call to a parent that the teacher ever had to make and I was not allowed to play snes for a month after.
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EmmyOk posted:An Irish-italian-american would be unspeakably wretched 
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mycophobia posted:im a year older than wormskull. huh. how about that Yep.
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slowly realzng tht the only people older than me in the zone are mcgay and lyle ftl
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Mar 13, 2023 15:20
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Fungah! posted:slowly realzng tht the only people older than me in the zone are mcgay and lyle ftl Probably me too, in my iz head cannon if those two die I'm next.
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Mar 13, 2023 15:22
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Next oldest, not next to die. I'm never going to die.
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I'm probably older in diabetic years and Lyle won't die because he's cursed to wander the earth for eternity
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imp zone aarp chapter
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Sleng Teng posted:imp zone aarp chapter 
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When I get up from gaming there's dust and breaking sounds like a chozo statue coming to life.
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Mar 13, 2023 15:41
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Leadthumb posted:When I get up from gaming there's dust and breaking sounds like a chozo statue coming to life. lol hearing the super metroid boss music
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Welcome to The Geriatric Brotherhood
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Fungah! posted:slowly realzng tht the only people older than me in the zone are mcgay and lyle ftl I may be the oldest imp. distressing lol
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Welcome to The Geriatric Brotherhood
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Sub-Actuality posted:I may be the oldest imp. distressing lol I wouldn't be surprised if you were actually David Byrne
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Sub-Actuality posted:I may be the oldest imp. distressing lol If you're old it's cool though.
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I wouldn't be surprised if you were actually David Byrne just always assumed this to be the case
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David Byrne on hot ones being amazed and delighted to be asked to explain impo.
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Leadthumb posted:When I get up from gaming there's dust and breaking sounds like a chozo statue coming to life. When I get up there’s a savory greasy sludge like chorizo.
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Mar 13, 2023 16:35
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Wormskull posted:When I get up there’s a savory greasy sludge like chorizo. Lol
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Leadthumb posted:David Byrne on hot ones being amazed and delighted to be asked to explain impo. lol Wormskull posted:When I get up there’s a savory greasy sludge like chorizo. kol gross
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Imp Zone 1991 Crew rise up *chorus of groaning noises and and clicking knees as we all shuffle off to take acid reflux tablets* I’m thinking I should get some sweet Eternal Darkness stickers off Etsy if I end up getting a CPAP machine lol
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Sub-Actuality posted:I may be the oldest imp. distressing lol zach and lyle are in their 70s and 80s respectfully
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Mar 13, 2023 16:48
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That Little Demon posted:zach and lyle are in their 70s and 80s respectfully I'm not respectful about it. 
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Mar 13, 2023 16:51
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Sleng Teng posted:imp zone aarp chapter it’s just gonna be everyone posting “time for the ol’ Yakuza 9 replay, oh boy” but every so often a lurker is gonna rush in and say “took loving Anthony out of the will, eat poo poo bitch, who knows what games work well with a controller”
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Mar 13, 2023 16:54
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Imp Zone 1991 Crew rise up *chorus of groaning noises and and clicking knees as we all shuffle off to take acid reflux tablets* banding together w/ all the rest of the zoomer Imps to kick your asses. they're all just out of frame, getting ready too
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Mar 13, 2023 16:56
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symbolic posted:banding together w/ all the rest of the zoomer Imps to kick your asses. they're all just out of frame, getting ready too The rest of us are going to drive away in a car while you wait for Mom to pick you up.
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symbolic posted:banding together w/ all the rest of the zoomer Imps to kick your asses. they're all just out of frame, getting ready too going to spend some of my large discretionary income from a long, successful career on bodyguards to kick your rear end!!!
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Smirking_Serpent posted:it’s just gonna be everyone posting “time for the ol’ Yakuza 9 replay, oh boy” but every so often a lurker is gonna rush in and say “took loving Anthony out of the will, eat poo poo bitch, who knows what games work well with a controller” lol
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