NFL Week 2 Aftermath: Jon Bois may need to do another series on the Vikings

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Kawalimus posted:

Another thing the Ravens did I didn't like:

Just because Tucker can hit from 60 yards doesn't mean we shouldn't try to get him more yards when we're right there. On the 2nd drive of the game instead of calling a play that will at least get you 5 yards or so we take a deep shot. That's the PERFECT opportunity to throw like a 5 yard in route or whatever the hell to Flowers and then see if he can use his legs to get the first or if he doesn't then we bought Tucker extra yards and probably make the FG. Stop thinking Tucker is reliable from 60 yards. Yes he's a great kicker, but NO kicker is going to reliably hit 60 yarders. It's just not going to happen. Run a play to get him some god drat yards.

Scoreboard dumb rear end

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:37

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 17:07

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Bip Roberts posted:

Scoreboard dumb rear end

Yes, but those three points we lost from that dumb playcalling could have been huge and probably would have been with a healthy Burrow. Every scoring opportunity is valuable.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:39

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

kickers aren't the best. it is a team effort

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:39

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

btw don't look now but the NFCS is 5-1 and by the end of week 2, will be 6-2, with its only losses being to other NFCS teams.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:40

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Giants

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:40

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

indigi posted:

kickers aren't the best. it is a team effort

And not setting up 60 yard FGs that even the best kickers in the league will usually miss is something we could have easily done there and didn't. We are not using Flowers correctly at all.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:41

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

MJeff posted:

btw don't look now but the NFCS is 5-1 and by the end of week 2, will be 6-2, with its only losses being to other NFCS teams.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:51

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

MJeff posted:

btw don't look now but the NFCS is 5-1 and by the end of week 2, will be 6-2, with its only losses being to other NFCS teams.

Clearly the best division

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:52

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Meanwhile, the NFC North is 2-6 with only one win coming against a non-NFCN team. 😬

# ? Sep 17, 2023 22:55

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

sexy tiger boobs posted:

Clearly the best division

Yup, it was known.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 23:20

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Against All Tyrants; Ultra Carp

MJeff posted:

Two turnovers for 14 points, several really goofy phantom penalties/no-calls near both endzones and an OT loss where the offense never got the ball. Frustrating!

Frustrating is definitely the word for it.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 23:22

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Mr. Nice! posted:

Dare I believe that the Lions will win the NFCN?

*Cleavon Littleishly* Dare, dare!

# ? Sep 17, 2023 23:23

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

Desmond Ridder didn't look great, but he looked serviceable again. Can't tell if the Falcons don't trust him to unleash the dragon or don't trust the receivers, but that's eventually going to bite them. It has to, knowing that Atlanta won't go deep.

Bijan Robinson continues to do Bijan Robinson things.

Defense actually made stops when they needed to, though that penultimate possession by Green Bay was confounding.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 23:25

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

What an incredible tank job by the Cardinals.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:10

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

The Cardinals would be 2-0 if football games ended in the third quarter

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:11

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The Cardinals are who we thought they were.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:18

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Benne posted:

The Cardinals would be 2-0 if football games ended in the third quarter

As a packers fan your idea is extremely intriguing

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:19

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

Go Giants, imo

but Saquon :smith:

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:20

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

what on earth how do I even feel after that

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:21

razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

https://twitter.com/AZCardinals/status/1625588726700314625

See you soo

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:22

born on a buy you: Aug 14, 2005; Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

lol

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:22

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Cards are expert tankers.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:23

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Nobody had to instruct Gannon to tank, this is just what he does, no matter if it's Week 2 or the Super Bowl.

Shrewd hire by the Cardinals brass, may they get their good picks and kick this loser bozo to the curb

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:23

Bellmaker: Oct 18, 2008; Chapter DOOF

Mega64 posted:

Remember when the Arizona Cardinals were supposed to be the worst team in the league

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_wEs9x7G3w

probably a more Pyrrhic victory than the Jets last week if Barkley is seriously hurt :smith:

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:25

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

shyduck posted:

Nobody had to instruct Gannon to tank, this is just what he does, no matter if it's Week 2 or the Super Bowl.

Shrewd hire by the Cardinals brass, may they get their good picks and kick this loser bozo to the curb

Now introducing our new leader, ~~Liz Truss~~ Jonathon Gannon

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:25

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

MJeff posted:

btw don't look now but the NFCS is 5-1 and by the end of week 2, will be 6-2, with its only losses being to other NFCS teams.

The NFCE is on the cusp of being 7-1 and the only loss is inside the division. NFCbEast reigns supreme.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:25

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

razorscooter posted:

https://twitter.com/AZCardinals/status/1625588726700314625

See you soo

hahahahaha I forgot about this video

BUCKLE UP!!

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:26

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Mystic Stylez posted:

hahahahaha I forgot about this video

BUCKLE UP!!

they buckled alright

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:27

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

Honestly, this is the ideal for the Cards, right? Show fight and some stuff, but still get the L at the end of the day.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:28

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Febreeze posted:

what on earth how do I even feel after that

Embrace the probability of your team's imminent death, and know in your heart that there's nothing the NFL can do to save you.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:28

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I would enjoy seeing Baker Mayfield do better with the Bucs than Tom Brady

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:31

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Play posted:

I would enjoy seeing Baker Mayfield do better with the Bucs than Tom Brady

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:33

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

Play posted:

I would enjoy seeing Baker Mayfield do better with the Bucs than Tom Brady

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:34

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Mr. Nice! posted:

The NFCE is on the cusp of being 7-1 and the only loss is inside the division. NFCbEast reigns supreme.

Cold hard truths

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:41

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

razorscooter posted:

https://twitter.com/AZCardinals/status/1625588726700314625

See you soo

The most uninspiring coach since Urban Meyer

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:42

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1703555510257987750

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1703555864316031475

The Broncos were up 21-3 at one point.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:48

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

What's wrong with Joey burrowed

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:50

pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

Ugly, ugly win by the Commies but I'll take it.

They will be blow away by any half decent team.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:50

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Play posted:

I would enjoy seeing Baker Mayfield do better with the Bucs than Tom Brady

This would mean another Bucs super bowl though, which, eugh.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:52

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 17:07

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

sexy tiger boobs posted:

What's wrong with Joey burrowed

Rushed back from his calf injury.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 00:52

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