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Guavanaut posted:Victorian values! Lord Farmer posted:"I have read about one family doctor working in a leafy suburb in the home counties - not in a concrete jungle in the inner city - treating greater numbers of teenage girls suffering from after effects of frequent anal sex, like incontinence." So basically, he read about a single doctor treating a slightly increased number of teenage girls for faecal incontinence, ergo we're all saddlebacking our way to ruin. [e]: 1930's - People have anal sex. The US porn industry makes more money than Hollywood. Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Nov 5, 2015 |
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Thought this was quite funny: http://www.newstatesman.com/2015/11/guy-fawkes-wasnt-freedom-fighter-he-was-religious-terrorist-and-not-even-one-good-ones Good ending: quote:Well done, anarchists. Well done on never reading a loving book.
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mrpwase posted:
Is this what they mean when they say "teh botesex is a quay"?
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Nov 5, 2015 20:19
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Pesky Splinter posted:So basically, he read about a single doctor treating a slightly increased number of teenage girls for faecal incontinence, ergo we're all saddlebacking our way to ruin.
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Nov 5, 2015 20:21
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Guavanaut posted:I wonder how much of that is due to the evils of pornography and how much of it is the 'God's blind spot' BS. Or a belief that because you can't get pregnant there are no risks.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY
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Nov 5, 2015 20:23
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Guavanaut posted:I wonder how much of that is due to the evils of pornography and how much of it is the 'God's blind spot' BS. Or a belief that because you can't get pregnant there are no risks. Considering one of his other statements was "the majority of 11-year-olds are watching the most appalling violent pornography". Probably the former.
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Nov 5, 2015 20:29
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OwlFancier posted:Because I mean, if that's so, they're really only hurting the economy by creating a purely import market for being pissed on while a big woman sits on your face. Not on my watch. The importation of indecent and obscene materials or materials liable to corrupt is illegal. Unless it is coming from the EU, then it is super-illegal for some reason. 
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There's plenty of evidence to suggest that watching porn at a young age warps the idea of what consensual sex is supposed to be like. But instead of actually teaching kids about sex and porn, we must ban everything because parents are too lazy to control their kids' browsing. Or if you're a Tory you probably just rape the kids instead, because that's apparently more acceptable to them than consensual anal sex between adults.
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Africanized Arse botherers TERRORISE delicate English girl bums! A five page spread in the Sun.
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Quote-Unquote posted:There's plenty of evidence to suggest that watching porn at a young age warps the idea of what consensual sex is supposed to be like. I think there's probably quite a lot of parents who don't really know how to control their kids browsing, plus with smart phones that's another layer of complication, I mean how do you set browsing restrictions on a smart phone owned by someone else?
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On the night of the July 7th 2420, residents of the newly formed United Kingdom of London, The Island of Man & Birmingham New New Street gather together to ceremonially blow up an effigy of Mohammad Sidique Khan. Children wave sparklers, a funfair lights up the dark and blares culturally significant music from the era such as Take That, The Arctic Monkeys and Sir Paul Potts. Outside the 300ft secuity walls surrounding the capital from the Great British Wasteland, mutants wearing masks giving them the appearance of having large, unkempt beards and cartoon bombs for hats march wearily. They hold placards calling for greater press freedom (news now exists solely in the form of telepathically communicated rants from the cyborg implanted brain of Rupert Murdoch), more regulations on big businesses drilling for Imulsion, and changes to corporation tax, which now stands at -1500%. No one celebrating inside the wall notices as the TSG dons their armour, climbs over the parapets and proceeds to vapourise the protesters with their ion batons, the Public Order Act of 2374 holographically projected over the scene. The sentient imprinted shadow of Jeremy Corbyn watches on from afar from the remains of a government bunker, sighs to itself, and again wonders what might have been if North Korea hadn't attacked then recently Trident-less country under his administration in 2021. It wishes it could be making jam. Love Like Blood fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Nov 5, 2015 |
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Nov 5, 2015 20:46
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Quote-Unquote posted:There's plenty of evidence to suggest that watching porn at a young age warps the idea of what consensual sex is supposed to be like. Yeah, that's the issue. Decent sex ed would go a long way - not just sticking on a VHS from the 70s showing a bunch of cartoons, and nudists with pubic afros. It'd be funny if it weren't for sheer ignorance on display - various members of the Lords and bishops said they'd never watched porn (suuurrrrrreeee they haven't  ) but by god they've got an opinion on it.
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The way half these people know that 11 year olds are watching violent pornography is that they have them on their laps at the time.
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JFairfax posted:I think there's probably quite a lot of parents who don't really know how to control their kids browsing, plus with smart phones that's another layer of complication, I mean how do you set browsing restrictions on a smart phone owned by someone else? There are hundreds of parental control apps. Don't give kids access to technology if you can't be bothered to learn how to use it yourself. Admittedly, it would've been much easier if the stupid "think of the children" brigade hadn't voted against the requirement for all porn to have a .XXX domain.
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Pesky Splinter posted:Considering one of his other statements was "the majority of 11-year-olds are watching the most appalling violent pornography". Probably the former. I'm not doubting that repeated exposure to pornography might not be the best idea for kids, but weird standards around vaginal virginity are harmful too and have at least shown a correlation with anal sex elsewhere. JFairfax posted:I think there's probably quite a lot of parents who don't really know how to control their kids browsing, plus with smart phones that's another layer of complication, I mean how do you set browsing restrictions on a smart phone owned by someone else? e: Quote-Unquote posted:Admittedly, it would've been much easier if the stupid "think of the children" brigade hadn't voted against the requirement for all porn to have a .XXX domain. Pesky Splinter posted:It'd be funny if it weren't for sheer ignorance on display - various members of the Lords and bishops said they'd never watched porn (suuurrrrrreeee they haven't e2: Garfunkel and Oates are great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M8fOwHnwg0 Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Nov 5, 2015 |
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Nov 5, 2015 20:53
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if you give a boy a technology that can look at porn, but you cripple it so it can't, he will spend every waking minute looking for ways to circumvent this source: having been 13 once
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Nov 5, 2015 20:56
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Overthrow Capital so people have time to be parents again.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Africanized Arse botherers TERRORISE delicate English girl bums! A five page spread in the Sun. Facing page to last bit of article: Emily, 18 (just), from Liverpool shows us her nice fat arse and banging tits.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Africanized Arse botherers TERRORISE delicate English girl bums! A five page spread in the Sun.  poo poo tabloids are the enduring legacy of the Empire 
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Guavanaut posted:What's his evidence for that, or that that's the connection? I believe he's pulling it out of his arse. Or maybe he has a pet 11 year old at home. Amazing.
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CoolCab posted:if you give a boy a technology that can look at porn, but you cripple it so it can't, he will spend every waking minute looking for ways to circumvent this Its not just teenage boys looking at porn and getting a warped sense of whats normal. Its the girls too.
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Nov 5, 2015 21:09
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serious gaylord posted:Its not just teenage boys looking at porn and getting a warped sense of whats normal. Its the girls too. Right, I kind of suspected that was the case but I can't speak for 13 year old girls.
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Guavanaut posted:I wonder how much of that is due to the evils of pornography and how much of it is the 'God's blind spot' BS. Or a belief that because you can't get pregnant there are no risks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YTJMSiaG10
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watching really disgusting, vile poo poo like two girls one cup, one man one jar, pain olympics etc is also a thing amongst teenagers. it's like an endurance thing. I've always hated those types of videos though, i'd bail out the room as soon as somebody stuck one on.
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Guavanaut posted:Why were they against that again? Because it made it easier to find porn. It didn't, it'd just make it easier to block, but you know... Idiots.
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Quote-Unquote posted:Because it made it easier to find porn.  It's like they didn't even think for a second. Enforcing it internationally might be difficult though.
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Pantsuit posted:watching really disgusting, vile poo poo like two girls one cup, one man one jar, pain olympics etc is also a thing amongst teenagers. it's like an endurance thing. I've always hated those types of videos though, i'd bail out the room as soon as somebody stuck one on. This isn't new new though - goatse, tubgirl, meatspin, lemonparty have all been around for at least 10 years.
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Teenagers would not be having anal sex if they just followed the example of noble Conservative politicians such as, for example, David Cameron, who has certainly never put his dick anywhere unseemly.
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Guavanaut posted:It's like they didn't even think for a second. Enforcing it internationally might be difficult though. It shouldn't be too hard, require UK ISPs to alter their DNS to give porn sites a .xxx address. The address is entirely a fabrication after all. Obviously they may not know all porn sites and presumably you can still type in the IP but you could get most of the major ones I'm sure.
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Quote-Unquote posted:Because it made it easier to find porn. I had no clue, I thought Xhamster was about trans gerbils.
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OwlFancier posted:It shouldn't be too hard, require UK ISPs to alter their DNS to give porn sites a .xxx address. The address is entirely a fabrication after all.
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The real risk to our 11 year olds is James Joyce.
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Guavanaut posted:I didn't think of that, changing the DNS from the ISP default is usually one of the first things I do. I guess that would cover 99% of mobiles and a good chunk of home internet connections though. Oh yeah I guess if you use google's DNS it would also bypass it. Obviously we need to ban google 
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chippocrates posted:This isn't new new though - goatse, tubgirl, meatspin, lemonparty have all been around for at least 10 years. Pretty sure they date from last century even! Goatse wiki says 1999...
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Lord of the Llamas posted:Pretty sure they date from last century even! Goatse wiki says 1999...
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Coohoolin posted:I'm back from London and I'm happy to report a few coppers got pelted, the Guardian picked up on our "David Cameron hosed a pig" chant, pig loving was a big theme, and in conclusion fees, tories and coppers are all bad. You're a deaf bastard, I shouted 'Coohoolin' at you about fifteen times and you didn't notice. What you're saying is very much accurate though. It was definitely a peaceful protest until the end, when folks just had to spoil it for everyone. Everyone I was with (except about two people) got away from the kettle at the last moment and walked back to UCLU. Was scary as hell. A great day though.
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Guavanaut posted:The true cause of anal fissures in the Home Counties. Do we know it's not a picture from an Oxbridge toff club initiation? I'm just asking questions...
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Venomous posted:You're a deaf bastard, I shouted 'Coohoolin' at you about fifteen times and you didn't notice. Were you pronouncing it right?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQuceU3x2Ww Putin answering a question posed by a US journalist about ISIS, quite interesting
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