TNA Discussion for April is ran by fools (Dixie Carter & MVP)

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Who is the biggest fool in TNA? This poll is closed.
Dixie Carter	59	34.71%
MVP	7	4.12%
Magnus	10	5.88%
Willow	29	17.06%
Samoa Joe	65	38.24%
Total:	170 votes

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njsykora: Jan 23, 2012; Robots confuse squirrels.

Daniel Bryan posted:

Apparently Eric Young is going to defend the title on Impact.

Also how did I miss this:

So did he get tazered through the mat or something?

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:05

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 11:01

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

njsykora posted:

So did he get tazered through the mat or something?

He let rip a really nasty fart right as he got lifted up

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:05

Stallion Cabana: Feb 14, 2012; 1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

~~3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.~~

that's also just a dumb spot not even considering the execution.

What's supposed to be the idea, he gets hit by Roode's foot on the way up?

Why not just a clothesline or something that's worked a million times before?

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:07

njsykora: Jan 23, 2012; Robots confuse squirrels.

Here's how to do a ref bump.

CRUSH THE FUCKER IN THE CORNER

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:09

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Daniel Bryan posted:

Apparently Eric Young is going to defend the title on Impact.

Also how did I miss this:

Oh my god. Oh my loving god. Hahahahahahaa

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:13

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The most TNA thing is that there's a ref named Slick Johnson.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:16

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

That gif needs to be in the OP of every TNA thread.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:18

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

remember when Slick Johnson was feuding with Larry Zbyszko

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:19

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Daniel Bryan posted:

Apparently Eric Young is going to defend the title on Impact.

Also how did I miss this:

Hahahahaha oh my God. This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:22

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Fauxhawk Express posted:

That gif needs to be in the OP of every TNA thread.

this right loving here

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:23

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Also this is the second PPV in a row where the heel has won a no-DQ gimmick match by the ref taking a bump right as the face is about to win and is unable to call the result and then stays KO'd until just the right moment to make the wrong call for the heel.

And in both matches they hosed up the spot and made it look super contrived.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:31

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Daniel Bryan posted:

Hahahaha

Nailed it

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:42

Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

Wow. That's even better than Earl Hebner outrunning James Storm to the ring and doing a three count before Storm can stop him. Incredible.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:47

Super No Vacancy: Jul 26, 2012

http://gfycat.com/DeadlyFinishedBoar

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:47

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

I just read somewhere that this referee's name is Stifler. Please tell me this is true.

EDIT: Holy poo poo. It's true.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/TNA-IMPACT-WRESTLING-REFEREE-BRIAN-STIFFLER-UNSIGNED-8X10-PROMO-PHOTO-P-265-WWE-/161069415348

X-O fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Apr 29, 2014

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:48

Bizarro Kanyon: Jan 3, 2007; Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!

The whole idea behind it is really dangerous. Lift someone up for a power bomb but have them "hit" someone convincingly enough to make it look like the ref is knocked out. How easy would it be for the person taking the power bomb to lose momentum or balance and land on their head on a table!

# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:55

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Wrong thread!

# ? Apr 29, 2014 01:01

CVagts: Oct 19, 2009

epitasis posted:

http://gfycat.com/DeadlyFinishedBoar

I assume this is the same as the other gif which won't load for me, so thank you.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 01:07

DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

Daniel Bryan posted:

Apparently Eric Young is going to defend the title on Impact.

Also how did I miss this:

Okay, I think I found next month's TNA picture for the OP.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 02:16

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Is anyone else getting a broken image and not a gif?

# ? Apr 29, 2014 02:20

WeaponX: Jul 28, 2008

lol the ref was so knocked for a loop by that vicious strike he couldn't figure out what the sound of a table exploding one second after watching some get lifted up for a powerbomb by bubba dudley himself, during a tables match, could have possibly been

# ? Apr 29, 2014 02:23

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

Daniel Bryan posted:

I can't tell if this is better than the Samoa Joe "stuck" picture or not. It's just so beautiful.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 02:24

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

I saw Ryan Gracie knock a dude out with a similar blow in PRIDE so I am sure it is legit.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 02:25

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Never stop, TNA

Then

Now

Forever

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Apr 29, 2014

# ? Apr 29, 2014 02:57

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Sweeney Tom posted:

Never stop, TNA

Then

Now

Forever

Where's Tito?

# ? Apr 29, 2014 03:00

Stallion Cabana: Feb 14, 2012; 1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

~~3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.~~

MassRafTer posted:

Where's Tito?

E:FB

# ? Apr 29, 2014 03:04

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

of course, tito ortiz

# ? Apr 29, 2014 03:05

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

there was a period of about a month where I watched Tito Ortiz's debut every single day

# ? Apr 29, 2014 03:12

njsykora: Jan 23, 2012; Robots confuse squirrels.

loving hell I forgot Abyss with Janice in his back.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 03:13

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

WWE blatantly stealing from TNA now.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 03:17

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Jubs posted:

WWE blatantly stealing from TNA now.

WWE did it first! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vK5YXJyT68

# ? Apr 29, 2014 03:19

Ganso Bomb: Oct 24, 2005; turn it all around

KungFu Grip posted:

Is anyone else getting a broken image and not a gif?

I had to right click/open the image in a new tab to see it. It's broken for me in the thread.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 03:24

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

oatgan posted:

WWE did it first! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vK5YXJyT68

Underdog with beard wins world title.

TNA did it first!

# ? Apr 29, 2014 03:25

Nostradingus: Jul 13, 2009

Sweeney Tom posted:

What's Dixie saying in this one? All I can see is "I hosed up."

WHAT?

# ? Apr 29, 2014 03:31

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Nostradingus posted:

What's Dixie saying in this one? All I can see is "I hosed up."

WHAT?

"I invited them"

# ? Apr 29, 2014 03:32

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Nostradingus posted:

What's Dixie saying in this one? All I can see is "I hosed up."

WHAT?

Prior to the GIF, ECW alumni ran in and got into a huge brawl with TNA people. When it finally broke up, Dixie came out and said "I INVITED THEM", causing the greatest Al Snow reaction ever

# ? Apr 29, 2014 03:33

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

If they were smart, they'd show the clip again and again on Impact, and reveal that Roode paid off the ref or something. As it stands, they're just going to ignore it.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 04:08

CVagts: Oct 19, 2009

KungFu Grip posted:

Is anyone else getting a broken image and not a gif?

Yeah I am too. But I've seen the gif when it was relinked on gfycat so I know it's the phantom bump.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 04:15

Sono: Apr 9, 2008

oatgan posted:

there was a period of about a month where I watched Tito Ortiz's debut every single day

That time is now.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 04:18

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 11:01

Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

Sweeney Tom posted:

Never stop, TNA

Then

Now

Forever

Hahaha. I'd only seen about half of those. Thats amazing. Magneto literally coming out on Raw is less ridiculous than all of those.

# ? Apr 29, 2014 04:23

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