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Who is the biggest fool in TNA?
This poll is closed.
Dixie Carter 59 34.71%
MVP 7 4.12%
Magnus 10 5.88%
Willow 29 17.06%
Samoa Joe 65 38.24%
Total: 170 votes
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Super Dan
Jan 26, 2006

Deadpool posted:

I just read somewhere that this referee's name is Stifler. Please tell me this is true.

How long until they do an angle where someone fucks the ref's mom?

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 minutes!
Dixie Carter, wrestling promoter, couldn't talk to save her life.

Think about that. The #1 person to sell and impress people on the product she provides and that's the best she can do.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Sweeney Tom posted:

Never stop, TNA




What's the story behind this one?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

ZDar Fan posted:

What's the story behind this one?

Immortal was celebrating and Abyss emerges from the back looking triumphant but it turns out Crimson buried Janice into his back so he died RIP Abyss

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Sweeney Tom posted:

Prior to the GIF, ECW alumni ran in and got into a huge brawl with TNA people. When it finally broke up, Dixie came out and said "I INVITED THEM", causing the greatest Al Snow reaction ever

The best part is Snow was one of the ECW guys and was beating the poo poo out of TNA dudes and is even in kayfabe a TNA agent and STILL didn't know.

Also TNA's recaps have always been that bad, because I remember posting about them some time back. Also that ref gif is KILLING ME.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Is there a gif or youtube of Tigre Uno nearly killing Sanada with that high cradle suplex? I really need to show this thing to people.

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva

This is the greatest thing, reminds me of some of the knockdowns in Punch-Out!!

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
The force of strong Bully Ray was so stong that when he went to Powerbomb, the force of his movement was so strong it caused the ref to be pushed back and knocked down by shockwaves.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

The collision detection in these last-gen wrestling games is AWFUL.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Someone mash up Damien Magneto with wobbly ref please.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
Apparently Young will be defending his title against someone this Thursday. Any idea on who it'll be?

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

SylvainMustach posted:

Apparently Young will be defending his title against someone this Thursday. Any idea on who it'll be?

It's in the Spoilers thread

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

SylvainMustach posted:

Apparently Young will be defending his title against someone this Thursday. Any idea on who it'll be?

MC Punk

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

SylvainMustach posted:

Apparently Young will be defending his title against someone this Thursday. Any idea on who it'll be?
If they're following that WWE playbook, Dixie

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Blasmeister posted:

If they're following that WWE playbook, Dixie

Close enough.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this loving company

spoiler alert


MVP turned heel and will square off with Eric Young at Slammiversary

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.
Wasn't Slammeversery originally their Wrestlemania?

And they're not even making it a PPV? They decided Sacrifice instead?

really?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Stallion Cabana posted:

Wasn't Slammeversery originally their Wrestlemania?

And they're not even making it a PPV? They decided Sacrifice instead?

really?

No, they've always tried to promote Bound for Glory as their Wrestlemania even though Lockdown usually draws more.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Stallion Cabana posted:

Wasn't Slammeversery originally their Wrestlemania?

And they're not even making it a PPV? They decided Sacrifice instead?

really?

Bound For Glory is their Wrestlemania, I guess. And Slammiversary is a PPV.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.
TNA confuses the gently caress out of me. I'm sorry.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

Daniel Bryan posted:

It's in the Spoilers thread

didn't know if it was pre-taped or not. thanks.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Buckle up. These next few weeks are going to be...something.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Sweeney Tom posted:

Buckle up. These next few weeks are going to be...something.

It's going to be a hell of a thing. On the bright side, just wait until we get the shows at the Ballroom. TNA is gonna get eaten alive.

TheEggsBenedict
Jan 4, 2013

if i go crazy then
will you still
call me superman

sportsgenius86 posted:

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this loving company

spoiler alert


MVP turned heel and will square off with Eric Young at Slammiversary
Isn't there another redhead with a big beard feuding with authority figure? ... Nah there can't be.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

TheEggsBenedict posted:

Isn't there another redhead with a big beard feuding with authority figure? ... Nah there can't be.

It gets much worse

New Nation of Domination/ Black Evolution.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Testekill posted:

It gets much worse

New Nation of Domination/ Black Evolution.
Does TNA even have three black guys employed? I can't wait to see a stable with MVP, Kenny King, and King Mo. Look at all those kings!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Flameingblack posted:

Does TNA even have three black guys employed? I can't wait to see a stable with MVP, Kenny King, and King Mo. Look at all those kings!

lashley

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Flameingblack posted:

Does TNA even have three black guys employed? I can't wait to see a stable with MVP, Kenny King, and King Mo. Look at all those kings!

I can forgive you for forgetting about Bobby. It's not like he's really done anything of note since coming back.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Testekill posted:

I can forgive you for forgetting about Bobby. It's not like he's really done anything of note since coming back.
How horrible is it that I remembered King Mo before Lashley? Lashley needs to go back to eating cheeseburgers.

Actually can we have an angle where Dixie Carter has Austin Aeris compete for her against Bobby Lashley with some random millionaire and have Dixie shaved bald?

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Testekill posted:

It gets much worse

New Nation of Domination/ Black Evolution.

A great angle to trot out in the wake of the Donald Sterling shitstorm.

E: Eh, it's awhile down the road and will probably be forgotten by then

hunnert car pileup fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Apr 30, 2014

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

sportsgenius86 posted:

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this loving company

spoiler alert


MVP turned heel and will square off with Eric Young at Slammiversary

You have got to be making GBS threads me. Russo is definitely back, that's for drat sure.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Deadpool posted:

You have got to be making GBS threads me. Russo is definitely back, that's for drat sure.

You didn't see the best part

The next week they fight, it ends in DQ, Kenny King helps MVP even though they were at each other's throats weeks before. Then Lashley comes out and HE TURNS HEEL TOO, and they all stand tall as the New Nation of Domination Probably.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Sweeney Tom posted:

You didn't see the best part

The next week they fight, it ends in DQ, Kenny King helps MVP even though they were at each other's throats weeks before. Then Lashley comes out and HE TURNS HEEL TOO, and they all stand tall as the New Nation of Domination Probably.

Oh my.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
TNAMecca is going down with the ship which is assuring:
https://twitter.com/AnishParajuli6/status/461380248882278401

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Flameingblack posted:

How horrible is it that I remembered King Mo before Lashley? Lashley needs to go back to eating cheeseburgers.

Actually can we have an angle where Dixie Carter has Austin Aeris compete for her against Bobby Lashley with some random millionaire and have Dixie shaved bald?

They should do a crossover with The Profit and have Marcus Lemonis play this role while simultaneously rebranding and fixing the company while forcing Dixie into a silent partner role.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Angular Landbury posted:

They should do a crossover with The Profit and have Marcus Lemonis play this role while simultaneously rebranding and fixing the company while forcing Dixie into a silent partner role.
To paraphrase Bobby Heenan: "Hahahahahahaha...."PROFIT"!...HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

rovert posted:

TNAMecca is going down with the ship which is assuring:
https://twitter.com/AnishParajuli6/status/461380248882278401

I love it. I love it so much. :allears:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Flameingblack posted:

How horrible is it that I remembered King Mo before Lashley? Lashley needs to go back to eating cheeseburgers.

Actually can we have an angle where Dixie Carter has Dickface Tattoo Samoa Joe compete for her against Bobby Lashley with some random millionaire and have Dixie shaved bald?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 minutes!

What's Jamie Dundee doing these days?

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Observer ratings for Sacrifice:

E&R vs Bromans: **3/4
Anderson vs Shaw: *1/4
Angle and Willow vs EC3 and Spud: *3/4
Sanada vs Tigre Uno: **
Gunner vs Storm: ***1/2
Love vs Rayne: *1/4
Roode vs Bully Ray: **3/4
Eric Young vs Magnus: ***3/4

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