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Click here to enhance your income through microearning. Learn the five techniques to reap puny rewards today. |
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May 18, 2024 12:02
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Reading up on the brahmaputra to get better at sex, getting it all wrong and thinking all the straightforward factual statements are in fact really far fetched innuendo, taking it all to heart and leading a really complicated life going forward. |
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May 18, 2024 14:04
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There's a switchup // where's my ketchup??? Keith Flint noiding/songwriting |
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May 19, 2024 12:15
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An Austin Powers sequel where Austin and Dr. Evil are played by Idris Elba, but no one bats an eye at it |
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May 19, 2024 14:59
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sending geotargeted ads of your butt to your neighbors |
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May 21, 2024 03:33
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Your career as a boxer hits a snag when some dickhead starts punching you. So you leave the ring and go home. |
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May 21, 2024 12:51
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Zinger. The social media app for scathing ripostes. "Hold on, I'm just logging on to Zinger". [types furioursly] "No one asked! No one asked!" [scrolls down to new item on feed] "Just loving Google it!" |
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May 21, 2024 14:18
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Agape Western. Clint Eastwood is the man with no name. He's going to clean up the town through the power of loving kindness. |
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May 22, 2024 09:14
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Drake memes except it's Worf. When Worf approves he says "This IS sex" but when he doesn't it's "This is from a world now alien to me!" |
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May 22, 2024 12:19
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Christian guy who tries too hard to pronounce "horny" like "whore-ny." "....and that's why I don't like to get horny." *sits back to let it sink in on his co-workers* |
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May 22, 2024 13:25
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guy who every time he laughs food comes falling out of his mouth or soda comes spraying out or milk shoots out his nose no matter what he's actually doing
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May 22, 2024 14:16
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RavenousScoot posted:guy who every time he laughs food comes falling out of his mouth or soda comes spraying out or milk shoots out his nose no matter what he's actually doing Clever Clark Kent guy who's always carrying food and drink around to not arouse suspicions Lois: "You're always carrying all that food but you're so thin" *chuckles and a little food falls outside of his mouth* "That's because I'm always spitting it out" |
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May 22, 2024 17:50
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new BK burger that gets you pregnant edit: gently caress it I'm reposting it as a thread RavenousScoot fucked around with this message at 18:03 on May 22, 2024
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May 22, 2024 17:57
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love to see that germination |
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May 22, 2024 18:43
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calhoun posted:...guy who tries too hard to pronounce "horny" like "whore-ny." I confess this me, but with horse Did you see the whorse in yonder field? |
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May 22, 2024 22:32
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a t-shirt that just has a picture of a label that reads "Fat Bastard Stool Sample"
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May 22, 2024 23:12
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person who extends naming their car to every object they encounter, but they only use human names, so everyone wonders why they keep asking for someone to bring more oscar or close the ricardo eventually it gets confusing clarifying things like kitchen bill vs garage bill, so they have to start using last names too
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May 22, 2024 23:17
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The Matrix, the musical. |
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May 23, 2024 11:59
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, a ska adventure. |
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May 23, 2024 13:21
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a tribute to Bradley NowellQuadramind posted:I confess this me, but with horse Works vice-versa, too. The horse threw me off, and kicked me. calhoun fucked around with this message at 13:33 on May 23, 2024 |
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May 23, 2024 13:26
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Applying for a job at the department of transparency but you can't find the building. |
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May 23, 2024 13:47
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Prurient Squid posted:The Matrix, the musical. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why, why, WHYYY?? |
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Why, why, WHYYY?? The Matrix. Why, why, ~WHYYY??~ The Matrix. |
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May 23, 2024 20:25
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I'm gettin real tired of people saying they have organs and poo poo "oh I have two kidneys, oh I gotta take it easy on my liver" listen you never even seen inside yourself to check just because you read it happens in a book, you think it applies to you now you're scared of everything and that's why the world's hosed up 
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May 23, 2024 23:46
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if Piglet took off his red striped shirt thing, would he have 2 nipples or 14 like a pig
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May 24, 2024 23:27
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RavenousScoot posted:if Piglet took off his red striped shirt thing, would he have 2 nipples or 14 like a pig I'll bet if you searched deviantart deep enough, someone has already answered that for you. |
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May 24, 2024 23:28
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RavenousScoot posted:if Piglet took off his red striped shirt thing, would he have 2 nipples or 14 like a pig i read this as Picard and immediately thought there.... are.... 14 nipples!!!!
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May 25, 2024 00:17
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no no I wasn't watching porn, I was just trying to solve this really hard assfucking puzzle just trying to stay sharp, you know?
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May 25, 2024 02:47
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RavenousScoot posted:no no I wasn't watching porn, I was just trying to solve this really hard assfucking puzzle CUT TO: The puzzle box on the the floor, which shows that the puzzle, when assembled, will depict a photo of people assfucking |
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May 25, 2024 06:46
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Dr Wankman's Ectoplasmic misadventure |
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May 25, 2024 19:58
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Karate Bastard posted:Dr Wankman's Ectoplasmic misadventure "I slimed me." |
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May 25, 2024 20:15
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(Guy who doesn't know what gooning means) Hey everyone I think SomethingAwful is really starting to get a foothold on the internet back!!
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May 26, 2024 04:49
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*trying to bring Something Awful mainstream* so this website is awful huh? and that means i should post there  no actually it's every other website that's bad so it updates every day right? no you're thinking of fark
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May 27, 2024 01:23
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Instead of asking for your reddit handle, the tech startup HR people trying to be hip but who are like 15-25 years older ask for your SA username to the utter confusion of applicants. That's at least better than the ones asking about stairs in houses. |
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May 27, 2024 08:55
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So they have "flushable wipes", but what about "unflushable wipes"? Not like you shouldn't flush them, you just straight up can't, it's totally impossible.
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May 28, 2024 00:54
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Twenty Four posted:So they have "flushable wipes", but what about "unflushable wipes"? i've had a few of those! |
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May 28, 2024 09:07
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You flush, poops go down, wipes go splat into the ceiling |
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May 28, 2024 11:09
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prehistoric man develops antigravity technology but it is of limited use due to the lack of ceilings |
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May 28, 2024 11:26
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dinosaurs actually went extinct bc they learned how to rocket jump
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