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 earlier today my dad called me up to yell at me until i phoned the NHS hotline thing, which i've done, and am now waiting on a call backhe just came round to my flat to yell at me some more  
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Apr 20, 2024 17:05
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I'm getting lunch at a sushi place and they are playing RHCP between taiko tracks and I'm not sure what to believe anymore
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Apr 20, 2024 17:37
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:I'm getting lunch at a sushi place and they are playing RHCP between taiko tracks and I'm not sure what to believe anymore in typical RHCP fashion, all the songs are about California rolls
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Apr 20, 2024 17:52
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Ruby Gloom posted:
Dads be yellin
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Apr 20, 2024 17:54
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Ruby Gloom posted:
He yells because he loves lol
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Apr 20, 2024 17:55
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Ruby Gloom posted:in typical RHCP fashion, all the songs are about California rolls the meat is on the other side
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Apr 20, 2024 18:09
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I woke up this morning and puttered around for a bit and like an 1.5 after waking up finally looked closely at myself in the mirror, and, AH! I've got this giant blood blob in my left eye. Big. This is not bloodshot eyes, this is like, a blob. No pain, no vision issues, just, disconcerting. I'm told it's nothing to worry about, it just looks freaky. I got it last night from a tiny tiny piece of basketball net that detached from the net as I stood underneath waiting for the ball. I felt it, was like, ew, blinked a few times, felt nothing in there, and then went back to playing and thought nothing of it the rest of the night. So quite a surprise to see BLOOD EYE this morning.
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Apr 20, 2024 19:16
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In some cultures a BLOOD EYE is considered lucky.
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Apr 20, 2024 19:18
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Prof. Crocodile posted:In some cultures a BLOOD EYE is considered lucky. Which one? I will book a trip there posthaste
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Apr 20, 2024 19:18
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redshirt posted:I woke up this morning and puttered around for a bit and like an 1.5 after waking up finally looked closely at myself in the mirror, and, AH! I've got this giant blood blob in my left eye. Big. This is not bloodshot eyes, this is like, a blob. No pain, no vision issues, just, disconcerting. redshirt more like bloodshot
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Apr 20, 2024 19:25
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heck yes no hospital 
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Apr 20, 2024 19:44
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Ruby Gloom posted:heck yes no hospital 
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Apr 20, 2024 19:48
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Apr 20, 2024 19:49
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Apr 20, 2024 20:02
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Ruby Gloom posted:heck yes no hospital Yay! Cranberry juice and vodkas for the bar! The Cap Cod we call it in faire Boston...
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Apr 20, 2024 20:14
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https://i.imgur.com/F80voS7.mp4
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Apr 21, 2024 00:03
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I just read about bowhead whales wtf why does no one talk about these whales everyone wants to talk about the blue whale because it's the biggest bla bla bla but bowhead whales live for HUNDREDS OF YEARS and it doesn't live that long like a weenie tortoise chilling on a beach barely moving, it's in the arctic busting through ice with its head and it has the largest mouth of any animal and that mouth is loving INSANE, a huge joker grin that goes above it's eyes before dipping way back down
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Apr 21, 2024 01:14
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just look at this mad lad
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Apr 21, 2024 01:15
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hi hello nice to meet you I'm 300 years old
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Apr 21, 2024 01:16
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Apr 21, 2024 01:18
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I find whales a little bit terrifying but they are still good Like i really do want the whales to survive and live their best whale lives, I just think they are scary and I don't want to be near them
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Apr 21, 2024 01:19
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I find whales a little bit terrifying but they are still good if I was underwater and saw this approaching I would poo poo myself 
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Apr 21, 2024 01:23
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although one time a giant sea turtle popped up right next to me in the ocean and I was purely delighted
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Apr 21, 2024 01:24
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one time I swam away too far out from the beach and the life guards were screaming and waving telling me to come back and I just kept pretending like I didn't understand and I'd just wave back to them and then I turned around and saw some fins break the surface like twenty feet away and thought I was going to die until I realized they were dolphins the ocean is both terrifying and wonderful
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Apr 21, 2024 01:26
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it's just crazy to me there's something that big and active that lives over 200 years you look at a tortoise and you're like, this checks out, you appear to be living life at 1/10 speed anyways
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Apr 21, 2024 01:28
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i would like to pet the whale on the head but he is NOT allowed to eat me
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Apr 21, 2024 01:29
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TIP posted:I just read about bowhead whales Northern Canada is lousy with 'em
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Apr 21, 2024 01:33
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Northern Canada is lousy with 'em drat, things must be bad if they're moving onto land
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Apr 21, 2024 01:33
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TIP posted:and then I turned around and saw some fins break the surface like twenty feet away and thought I was going to die until I realized they were dolphins You should have been just as scared of what the dolphins might have done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noUDM9CZ7TU
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Apr 21, 2024 01:36
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yeah, scared stiff
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Apr 21, 2024 01:38
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what's the 5k page thread opinion on la dolce vita?
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Apr 21, 2024 01:39
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TIP posted:drat, things must be bad if they're moving onto land imagine how many timbits one of those fuckers could eat 
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Apr 21, 2024 01:39
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Ruby Gloom posted:imagine how many timbits one of those fuckers could eat you keep being worried about the things the whale will eat but it's a filter feeder, it eats krill
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Apr 21, 2024 02:02
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I just learned that this whale is incredibly slow when fleeing from danger it can get up to 6.2 mph 
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Apr 21, 2024 02:05
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meanwhile their only predator, killer whales, can do 35mph
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Apr 21, 2024 02:06
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TIP posted:what's the 5k page thread opinion on la dolce vita? I have never seen it but if it's anything like the other Italian classic "The New York Ripper" then it's probably the best movie that has ever existed
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Apr 21, 2024 02:06
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average human swimming speed is like 5 mph, but if you train a little you could chase down a bowhead whale edit: wait I was misled, I guess 5mph for a human is really good
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Apr 21, 2024 02:07
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TIP posted:you keep being worried about the things the whale will eat but it's a filter feeder, it eats krill It kills erat
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Apr 21, 2024 02:07
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I dont know what I'm doing right now I'm digging the bowhead whale info tho
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Apr 21, 2024 02:08
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TIP posted:you keep being worried about the things the whale will eat but it's a filter feeder, it eats krill there's no land krill tip, it's just filtering timbits and double doubles up there in canada
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Apr 21, 2024 02:11
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