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it bit me a little bit because it was very scared but it drank water and has some seeds available to it
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May 17, 2024 05:15
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SIDS Vicious posted:it bit me a little bit because it was very scared but it drank water and has some seeds available to it heck, same
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May 17, 2024 07:40
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in case you ever needed proof that the uk is a bizarre clown country, here is our official 10 sexiest men 2024 list 10. Dermot O'Leary (generic awful tv host)  9. Russ Cook (Hardest Geezer) (i think he ran the length of africa or something idk)  8. Sam Thompson (no idea)  7. Romesh Ranganathan (funny)  6. Idris Elba (Shadow the Hedgehog)  5. Cillian Murphy (haunted Victorian doll)  4. Prince William (lizardman)  3. Gareth Southgate (England football manager/Handmaids Tale final boss)  2. Tom Holland (Actual child)  1. JEREMY loving CLARKSON (human personification of gammon)  so if you ever felt maybe you weren't handsome, just remember, these are allegedly the Sexiest Men In Britain 
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May 17, 2024 08:37
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Jeremy Clarkson? You fuckin kidding me? Thin skinned vile rear end baby back bitch motherfucker.
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May 17, 2024 08:45
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Ruby Gloom posted:our official 10 sexiest men 2024 list is this decided by the government? are we absolutely sure this wasn't funded by jeremy clarkson?
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May 17, 2024 08:47
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TIP posted:is this decided by the government? yeah you have to send your official voting card in by march 31st or you get a big fine (it apparently comes from a site called illicit encounters and tbh "jeremy clarkson" is what i imagine most men on that site look like so it's probably accurate for those poor women)
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May 17, 2024 08:55
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Ruby Gloom posted:yeah you have to send your official voting card in by march 31st or you get a big fine maybe the ranking is based on the number of times they've gone to the website
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May 17, 2024 08:59
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TIP posted:maybe the ranking is based on the number of times they've gone to the website tom holland, unable to get round the parental controls, just mashing f5 repeatedly
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May 17, 2024 09:03
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good thing sid is tied down by chipmunk dad life or else there wouldn't be a single pair of dry panties in the uk
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May 17, 2024 09:50
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Booty Pageant posted:good thing sid is tied down by chipmunk dad life or else there wouldn't be a single pair of dry panties in the uk Never would have guessed Sid was David Seville
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May 17, 2024 09:59
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Looks like I'll be signing a new employment contract tomorrow morning and starting the new job July 1st.
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May 17, 2024 09:59
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Escape From Noise posted:Looks like I'll be signing a new employment contract tomorrow morning and starting the new job July 1st. hell yeah good for you man
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May 17, 2024 11:01
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If I put in my notice on Monday I can put in 5 weeks notice and have a week off, baybeeee!
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May 17, 2024 11:03
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Someone gave me a coffee imperial stout from Kagawa. I wasn't expecting much but goddamn it was nice! Really dry for an imperial stout and the coffee was really present but not overly do. Not too acidic.  
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May 17, 2024 11:29
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W.w.w.w.w.what about Jason Statham??!
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May 17, 2024 11:43
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redshirt posted:W.w.w.w.w.what about Jason Statham??! Ok! Jaysun Stayfumb?
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May 17, 2024 12:03
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Oim up against a right big shark wif me Choinese love interest, innit?
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May 17, 2024 12:10
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Idris Elba is actually pretty handsome though.
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May 17, 2024 12:38
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Idris Elba is actually pretty handsome though. he looks like a hot pile of vomit next to the chiseled good looks of jeremy clarkson
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May 17, 2024 13:08
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TIP posted:he looks like a hot pile of vomit next to the chiseled good looks of your favorite Goon (ME!!)
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May 17, 2024 13:09
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Idris Elba is actually pretty handsome though. this is true but the rest of the list is uh..
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May 17, 2024 13:34
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turns out all the voters were literal sheep and that's how jeremy clarkson became a sex icon
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May 17, 2024 13:37
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James K. Polk posted:34-40 or fight!
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May 17, 2024 13:37
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Escape From Noise posted:Oim up against a right big shark wif me Choinese love interest, innit? 
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May 17, 2024 13:39
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also whomst among us would not do kisses with jason statham look at his moves 
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May 17, 2024 13:41
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Me. I wouldn’t.
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May 17, 2024 13:52
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To be fair, I can’t think of a single one of his movies I’ve actually seen completely, but I don’t care for him in the bits I have seen. Also I don’t so the kisses with dudes. Sorry to break some hearts.
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May 17, 2024 13:53
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fartknocker posted:Also I don’t so the kisses with dudes. Sorry to break some hearts. a dark dark day for the 5kpt 
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May 17, 2024 13:58
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You’d think my frequent posts about boobs would have made my preference clear lol
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May 17, 2024 13:59
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Next y’all gonna tell me your surprised I like dogs and cats
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May 17, 2024 13:59
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Speaking of which, people should post some more animals
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May 17, 2024 14:00
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fartknocker posted:Speaking of which, people should post some more animals like this?   
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May 17, 2024 14:04
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remember to kiss your posting pals goodnight
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May 17, 2024 14:11
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Lock Stock was good. Everything else I've seen him in has been Real Bad. The Meg was awful.
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May 17, 2024 14:22
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crank crank 2 the transporter the transporter 2 (ehh probably not the transporter 3) multiple fast & furious movies hobbes & shaw spy all beg to differ  i always forget he was in lock stock (and snatch) the beekeeper was.. not great
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May 17, 2024 14:28
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Escape From Noise posted:If I put in my notice on Monday I can put in 5 weeks notice and have a week off, baybeeee! Good job by you. Do it! All hail Muffin 
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May 17, 2024 14:30
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i'm in bed but i got macadamias on my mind
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May 17, 2024 14:41
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PainterofCrap posted:
I will follow Muffin's religion
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May 17, 2024 14:50
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Ruby Gloom posted:proof that the uk is a bizarre clown country Prince Harry is objectively better looking than William (despite Harry's ginger handicap) but I guess he's "too controversial" now. But William is just so......bleargh. The truly shocking thing is they managed to get 2 whole non-white dudes on that list. DorkusMalorkus fucked around with this message at 14:59 on May 17, 2024 |
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May 17, 2024 14:55
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Jason Statham doesn't usually do it for me, but this is doing it for me a little
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May 17, 2024 14:57
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