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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I bought a black velvet Fat Elvis painting from a guy in a van in 1997 or so, for 20 bucks!

It was a lot of money at the time.

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



redshirt posted:

I bought a black velvet Fat Elvis painting from a guy in a van in 1997 or so, for 20 bucks!

It was a lot of money at the time.

shoulda haggled

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TIP posted:

shoulda haggled

I can't haggle, it's one of my weaknesses.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I will literally pay you what the sign says, no questions asked.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

I think of how much I might lower the price by haggling and decide if it's worth my time to bother.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
https://i.imgur.com/iFU5nFu.mp4

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



they have perverted that dildo machine to make the devil's music, shameful

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
:regd10:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Playdough Fun Factory

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.


To think that every treasured album ever started as a weird putty dong

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Music is so magical

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

CHIPPY!!!

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.


Hello Galvin I love you get well soon

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i dont think her leg is going to get better unfortunately, she tucked it under herself but its just sitting there under her while the other three are all normal

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


can you spot Odin (you cant, no one can)

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Went to the beach today. Weather and water were perfect. Now I’m home and tired and slightly sunburned.



Also saw these two weirdos

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I stumbled across where the decisions about the cup noodles are made!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I went to a cafe near me that I frequent because I'm friendly with the staff because one of them works at a nearby craft beer place. They had some new staff and this new girl asked where I was from. When I said America she told me she'd recently been to New York and loved it. She wanted to live there. It turns out she was there as a study abroad for dance school. I'd imagine going to NYC to study dance would be a really awesome experience for someone who was passionate about that. That was pretty cool!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

The weirdest/cutest hookah bar sign.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



SIDS Vicious posted:

can you spot Odin (you cant, no one can)



:swoon:

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Escape From Noise posted:

I stumbled across where the decisions about the cup noodles are made!


Yeah like how every person in america microwaves the styrofoam cup even though the instructions say not to, so after 50 years they are finally selling them in microwavable paper cups!

Also you gave me an excuse to post this picture which I love

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I've been to the cup noodle museum outside Osaka. It rules TBH.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Escape From Noise posted:

The weirdest/cutest hookah bar sign.


i wanna know that little dudes secrets

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

i wanna know that little dudes secrets

I'm pretty sure his secret is that's an opium poppy in his pipe and he's high as gently caress

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Yeah like how every person in america microwaves the styrofoam cup even though the instructions say not to, so after 50 years they are finally selling them in microwavable paper cups!

Also you gave me an excuse to post this picture which I love


5kpt road trip!!! lets go to the cup noodle museum and draw our own cup noodles

i'm gonna draw soooo many glitter dicks

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
Reached Italy. I have travelled about a bit in my life and honestly Italy is second in chaos only to East Africa.

Genoa was insane, like a dystopian Ghibli city with a million cars and scooters and soup for air. Our ferry was late because it was on fire (just a bit).

When we went through security to board they just tore the ticket and gestured towards the ferry across the port and you just sort of made your way over there, across the active loading ramps of two other boats with no staff guiding you at any point.

The on board buffet is so slow that your breakfast is cold by the time you pay. This is because the entire line also has to get coffee in the queue from a single barista, so the queue can only move as fast as he can make lattes.

Pulling into Olbia, Sardinia now. Nothing to do for the rest of the trip but eat, swim and Enjoy WeedTM

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Living vicariously through your Italian adventure...

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I'm really high in a bar chatting with people like a maniac and I love it!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

I'm really high in a bar chatting with people like a maniac and I love it!

My man!

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


i petted two baby labradors and a french bulldog

twice

(the second time they had been in the river and did those funny little dog shakes)

(also one of the labradors had A BIG STICK and was very proud of it)

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




I really hope this animal gets well soon!!!

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ok 5kpt, DONT FREAK OUT, I had a kidney stone which is why I haven't posted but I'm ok now.

Pasta Sunday is still on.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Ok 5kpt, DONT FREAK OUT, I had a kidney stone which is why I haven't posted but I'm ok now.

Pasta Sunday is still on.

pasta kidney stone did you

(i hope you are ok ilbsm :ohdear:)

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Ok 5kpt, DONT FREAK OUT, I had a kidney stone which is why I haven't posted but I'm ok now.

Pasta Sunday is still on.

Did you get to keep it?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Ok 5kpt, DONT FREAK OUT, I had a kidney stone which is why I haven't posted but I'm ok now.

Pasta Sunday is still on.

You made a rock!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

redshirt posted:

Kidney stones rock!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Malt vinegar on fries is very good.

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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Escape From Noise posted:

Malt vinegar on fries is very good.

:hai:

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