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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Weak mind, weak body, weak spirit, weak textures, weak shaders,.............

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Most Power Alex
Sep 2, 2023

LOL at the very idea that Punk was worried Adam Page would attempt to shoot on him during the match. The fact that he sold that absolutely dog poo poo buckshot larriet would make any normal person reevaluate their thinking.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


holy smokes


loving lmao

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin



I'm glad Punk is a nice guy now, because otherwise he'll take this personally

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


I WAS INITIALLY WATCHING THIS poo poo FROM MY PHONE, AND SAW IT AGAIN ON MY MONITOR. HOLY loving poo poo YOU GODDAMN GENIUS, I DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE WHAT YOU DID WITH THE FACE! :perfect:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

:holymoley:

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


you gotta send this to maffew

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



Oh my god

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
What movie is that

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:

Lid posted:

What movie is that

Hardcore(1979) directed by Paul Schrader.

I've never seen the actual movie beyond seeing the George c Scott yelling "turn it off" clips

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Miching Mallecho posted:

Hardcore(1979) directed by Paul Schrader.

I've never seen the actual movie beyond seeing the George c Scott yelling "turn it off" clips

It's about a guy finding out his daughter was doing pornos after she just up and disappears.

Jiro fucked around with this message at 19:37 on May 18, 2024

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Jiro posted:

It's about a guy finding out his daughter was doing pornos after she just up and disappears.

oh.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


HOLY poo poo I REMEMBER

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


:lol: actually

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jiro posted:

It's about a guy finding out his daughter was doing pornos after she just up and disappears.

And written by the same guy who wrote Taxi Driver. Is this a lost classic?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

super macho dude posted:

HOLY poo poo I REMEMBER

ELBOW DROPPED IN THE COCK

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

If Punk's trunks hadn't kept his exploding nuts contained within them, what kind of distance do you think his ballsack viscera could have reached? First row? Second row? Top deck???

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

lmao

Most Power Alex
Sep 2, 2023

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

lmao again

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


On The Internet posted:

If Punk's trunks hadn't kept his exploding nuts contained within them, what kind of distance do you think his ballsack viscera could have reached? First row? Second row? Top deck???

plopped out on the mat and picked up by the referee, same as his turds

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

never stop thread

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



lmao

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


:lol:, and I cannot stress this enough...


:lmao:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


again

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Right in the dingaling

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Popped like grapes

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:


https://youtu.be/G29DXfcdhBg?feature=shared

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop


Astonishing.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


lmao

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

technology level up

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

happy memorial day weekend! ill be remembering that time satoshi kojima obliterated cm phil's nards with an elbow drop

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Eat This Glob posted:

happy memorial day weekend! ill be remembering that time satoshi kojima obliterated cm phil's nards with an elbow drop

December 7, 1941, the Empire of Japan attacked the United States naval base at Pearl Harbor, bringing the United States into World War 2.

June 25, 2023, Japanese pro-wrestling star Satoshi Kojima elbow drops CM Punk's nuts, healing all tensions and bad feelings between the two countries forever and ushering in an era of global peace and harmony.

:patriot::hf::japan:

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
only through the elimination of CM Punk's testicles can we achieve world peace

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

FDR died trying to get the world this information. I'm just glad his grandsons FTR were able to be around to see the fruition of his vision.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 01:47 on May 25, 2024

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

FDR died trying to get the world this information. I'm just glad his grandsons FTR were able to be around to see the fruition of his vision.

This made me laugh way too hard

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Jerusalem posted:

FDR died trying to get the world this information. I'm just glad his grandsons FTR were able to be around to see the fruition of his vision.

Lmao

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



We are SO back

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