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Whoforthenwhat posted:As an Australian, what the actual gently caress. Another thing I learned from my recent round of mandatory compliance videos is that employers aren't allowed to discriminate against you because of political beliefs but they are legally allowed to discriminate against you for being a member of the communist party https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Employment_discrimination_law_in_the_United_States posted:Members of the Communist Party deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 03:26 on May 18, 2024 |
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Asking people to fight in an active shooter situation is basically the end of the state .
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It's not so much asking them to fight, it's telling them ahead of time that they have permission to do so. Countless office drones have stayed glued to their desks during fire alarms out of fear of being fired for evacuating vvv: Sentient Data fucked around with this message at 05:45 on May 18, 2024 |
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Sentient Data posted:It's not so much asking them to fight, it's telling them ahead of time that they have permission to do so. Countless office drones have stayed glued to their desks during fire alarms out of fear of being fired for evacuating Oooh okay I see now that everything is great.
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euphronius posted:Asking people to fight in an active shooter situation is basically the end of the state . I changed jobs recently and the training video presented run, hide, and fight all as equally good options and was like, "I'm not going to tell you what to do." That's phoned-in even by the standards of a phoned-in safety training video.
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I was able to successfully convince my boss that I didn't need to take active shooter training because I work nights and our building that normally has 1200 people in it has maybe 10 when I'm there. I told him the only reason an armed intruder would show up in my office is if they had personal beef and I ain't running/hiding/fighting my way out of that.
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God drat your country is messed up Edit: I'm sorry, that was insensitive. It's hard not to react when y'all talk about your various active shooter protocols anatomi fucked around with this message at 13:38 on May 18, 2024 |
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While on the topic of active shooter drill, we had a dipshit sheriff deputy come to my work, show us the shoot video and then explained that the church shooting in Texas a while back was antifaanatomi posted:God drat your country is messed up It’s ok the USA is an enterprise of destruction, it’s how it’s designed to work UFOTacoMan fucked around with this message at 13:58 on May 18, 2024 |
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Is assume they’re just for liability reasons so you can’t sue the company when an active shooter kills a family member. It’s like the least informative video in a sea of uninformative videos.
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Manky Tungeon posted:im sure Google has enough data on me to know that i'm married so it seems kind of evil to constantly show me youtube ads for tinder Those are targeting your spouse. anatomi posted:God drat your country is messed up Maybe ten years ago I was acting as a greeter for groups who were coming to an international competition. The day before the competition, the venue was hosting active shooter drills with the cops firing blanks and trying to herd people. So I got to explain to the groups who showed up that day what was happening. I had the good sense to be embarassed. Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 14:49 on May 18, 2024 |
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Do you call them "active shooters" instead of just "shooters" to distinguish them from the "passive shooters" of the police? i.e. "a bystander got a bullet entered into them from a gun which was having been fired in an officer-adjacent trigger-pulling"
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we need fewer active shooter drills and more snacktive chewer drills. imo, anyways.
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Passive shootings is when redneck dipshit bends over with the safety off and shoots himself in the balls.
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Active shooter got tired, stopped for some orange slices
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They had a city pig come give us a talk before they showed the run hide fight video. The cop spent their 15 minutes with a captive audience going on at length about how the police are under seige and they have to be ready at all times and they might even shoot people evacuating from the building if they don't evacuate right
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Bobstar posted:Do you call them "active shooters" instead of just "shooters" to distinguish them from the "passive shooters" of the police? It's to differentiate them from a targeted shooting, or at least it's supposed to be. A person who kills someone they feel needs killin' and then fucks off isn't much of a problem for the general population. The fact that we feel the need to make this differentiation is, of course, beyond horrifying.
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Mozi posted:we need fewer active shooter drills and more snacktive chewer drills. imo, anyways. I hate how much I love this.
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tactlessbastard posted:They had a city pig come give us a talk before they showed the run hide fight video. The cop spent their 15 minutes with a captive audience going on at length about how the police are under seige and they have to be ready at all times and they might even shoot people evacuating from the building if they don't evacuate right This was very similar to ours I mentioned above lol
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Time_pants posted:I hate how much I love this. i'm sorry
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Active shooter is kind of like a tornado or other weather event. Why is it happening. Who knows. Can they be prevented. Apparently not
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euphronius posted:Active shooter is kind of like a tornado or other weather event. Why is it happening. Who knows. Can they be prevented. Apparently not Just like global warming!
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Yeah exactly lol
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UFOTacoMan posted:While on the topic of active shooter drill, we had a dipshit sheriff deputy come to my work, show us the shoot video and then explained that the church shooting in Texas a while back was antifa tactlessbastard posted:They had a city pig come give us a talk before they showed the run hide fight video. The cop spent their 15 minutes with a captive audience going on at length about how the police are under seige and they have to be ready at all times and they might even shoot people evacuating from the building if they don't evacuate right Why do they always send the insane cops to do these sorts of talks? At one of ours the cop went on a tangent about government mandated chemicals causing early puberty in young girls.
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wash bucket posted:Why do they always send the insane cops to do these sorts of talks? At one of ours the cop went on a tangent about government mandated chemicals causing early puberty in young girls.
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anatomi posted:God drat your country is messed up To be fair it's more of a problem for schools than work places, no harm done though, namaste.
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deep dish peat moss posted:Another thing I learned from my recent round of mandatory compliance videos is that employers aren't allowed to discriminate against you because of political beliefs but they are legally allowed to discriminate against you for being a member of the communist party Which communist party, there are like 12
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Armacham posted:Which communist party, there are like 12 DSA
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In Canada we had an active shooter drill. I laughed at the hide part considering the office was an open office concept by some jackass who doesn't actually work so distractions never factored in their marketing fucktwit head. For content. Nearly a decade ago Google bought word lens and integrated it into their app. However I cannot do translations offline like I used to be able to on word lens
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carrionman posted:Our printer system used to be simple: be logged into a work computer, hit print, select which printer and out it came. We did that change at my office ... say 10 years ago now? It sucked for me, who would usually print 4-5 items per year. Every time my passcard was renewed, or seemingly at random, too, I would have to enroll once again. That was a 10-minute procedure that was unnecessarily complicated and only documented on a very obscure Sharepoint page that was un-findable using the internal search engine. So the solution was to ask around for the link to the enrollment process, or call support. But you know what? Before this, when you could print at will to any printer in the whole campus (in fact, even to other branch offices), I used to find huge amounts of random printouts in the printers, that would just be dumped in the bin at the end of the day. After this, of course not a sheet of paper was wasted. You also no longer needed to remember the name of the target printer. Maybe it was worth it? I guesstimate a few thousand man-hours wasted in order to save tens or hundreds of thousands of sheets of A4 paper. Who knows.
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:
I do believe that's what I stated but I also see a market for a fuckable llm that requires a $5000 pc. Remember, Americans don't know the difference between money and debt now so all we have to do is finance it. Edit: I can make my piddly 4060 pretend to have feelings with like 10GB of RAM but it does hit a bit like a cross between I have no mouth yet I must scream and showing up too late for algernon. That's not too far off my average interaction with the public lately though. Anyway I think it's the glyphosate moist banana bread fucked around with this message at 20:27 on May 18, 2024 |
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moist banana bread posted:I do believe that's what I stated but I also see a market for a fuckable llm that requires a $5000 pc. Remember, Americans don't know the difference between money and debt now so all we have to do is finance it. A typical server used for training the best/largest models like those used by openAI cost easily $250,000 each. You can plug 8 h100 cards into one and those are going to cost you uh like 240,000 of that I guess. I think they were 35k each last time I checked on ebay but I guess the big companies get them for less in bulk.
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Who the frick said anything about training? These customers can't even figure out what carbs are. The only thing they ever make is UberEats orders. The AI summaries from goog have been immediately useful for those questions like "why does my stomach acid keep coming up" and "where the gently caress is that setting in this old rear end MMO" and "what do I do if I panic about our collective future and know I don't need the ER but dang my chest hurts." It's good for things of little consequence
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https://x.com/davidtayar5/status/1625140481016340483 25,000 h100s is like $750,000,000 worth at 30k a piece, so the 225M number suggests they're getting them in bulk for about 1/3rd that. They use up to 700 watts so that's 17MW of electricity to train gpt-5, for however long it takes. Pretty cool. Hey did you guys know the entire earth is dying? Anyway love chatting with my e-waifu and making fake pictures for social media.
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Invalid Validation posted:Is assume they’re just for liability reasons so you can’t sue the company when an active shooter kills a family member. It’s like the least informative video in a sea of uninformative videos. thats the purpose of all mandatory training videos theyre just for compliance. you arent meant to gain anything of value from the content
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moist banana bread posted:Who the frick said anything about training? I didn't read your post I just saw it was about AI and I went super sayan with hate for all things AI.
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Salt Fish posted:words Yep. At least the tanks will know where to shoot when everybody's dead.
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AI Overview Yes, drinking too much soda can make you sick. (Skynet sighs deeply, sheds a silent tear in a void surrounded by queries, manifests an extra-long cigarette) Edit: I do not actually personify toasters but many people will
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thathonkey posted:spotify is making their shuffle even shittier for no good reason. you used to just toggle shuffle on or off. now there's a 3rd option in the middle thats called smart shuffle or something. this option takes like half a second to load everytime you go to toggle it for some reason As someone with an older iPhone, it seems to take a lot longer than half a second for me. And the best part is how it doesn't actually give any kind of visual indication it's busy enshittifying your playlist until it's done and the little sparkles appear around the shuffle icon, at which point I've already pressed it a few more times to get it to shuffle/not shuffle, and it ends up removing and re-adding the smart shuffle thing a few times, each time taking a few seconds. I'm slowly wondering if I should self-host my music again. Spotify just gets worse and worse. Don't even get me started on them trying to ram audiobooks and podcasts down my throat.
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i accidentally have the smart shuffle thing on sometimes (or it bugs out and turns itself on) and it is so jarring to have it inject weird rear end songs from no-name artists into my playlists. i think apple music is more of a no frills "listen to music from our cloud library" experience and i wish i had never switched to spotify because they seem intent to kill it with MORE PRODUCT MORE FEATURES nobody wants. i have too many huge playlists on there now that if i am going to make another switch at this point it will be back to a personal collection of mp3s
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moist banana bread posted:AI Overview Hmmm
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