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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Willa Rogers posted:

That sounds like reflexology, except reflexology is for the entire body.



Reflexology would be pretty accurate if your feet were made of brain cells

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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

selec posted:

i got blocked by the dude who ran a big chunk of adult swim and introduced Killer Mike and El-P to each other on twitter, because the hill he decided to die on was that men should never, ever reveal their feet in any public situation. no flip flops. never barefoot unless you're in a pool, and even that was still pretty suspect. he was vehement to the point that it was obviously coming from some deep lizard brain thing.

he was right

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


these were the people murdering women over showing their ankles in victorian times. one of these men is the reincarnation of jack the ripper

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Buck Wildman posted:

I don't talk to strangers in the locker room jesus the lot of you

j/k i dont talk to dudes at all if i can help it

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


well alright then

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Buck Wildman posted:

these were the people murdering women over showing their ankles in victorian times. one of these men is the reincarnation of jack the ripper

jack the ripper is still alive he was kidnapped by the vorlons to help them test the chosen one

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

selec posted:

does he have a chore chart at home with little foot stickers and if he gets the cat litter row filled up it's shrimpin time or what

Honey you can't push back toe day again, I only forgot to do the trash once this month... yes dear... Yes dear... I love you too, dear

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I hope he took princess di's death ok the man tends to go to dark places when women are involved

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i call him jerk the ripper because what he did was very rude

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


rip van wanker

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Buck Wildman posted:

it's not my place to tell you how sexy my wife's little piggies are ted. let's talk about last night's game

This is how everyone under age 35 talks now and it's because they're more enlightened and less frightened than the olds

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

lobster shirt posted:

jack the ripper is still alive he was kidnapped by the vorlons to help them test the chosen one

this

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
gotta know your points

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

god i hope the ukraine thread can get FF to watch legends of the galactic heroes. imagine how powerful he would be posting in adtrw.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
sorry I can't tonight... I have a footache...

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
gall bladder and liver on fleek

speng31b
May 8, 2010

lobster shirt posted:

imagine how powerful he would be posting in adtrw.

you really want to speedrun the perma like that

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

speng31b posted:

you really want to speedrun the perma like that

fluffdaddy didnt ban him when he receive the extremely long pm... i think they could be friends

speng31b
May 8, 2010

lobster shirt posted:

he receive the extremely long pm...

what ..,oh no

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

gall bladder and liver on fleek



lao you don't have to pose like that, it actually makes my job harder. just stand normal and keep your arms and legs out a little

speng31b
May 8, 2010

did ff sent fd one of his pms clarifying his position on judaism

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

yes he did

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

he sent one to me and i immediately posted without reading

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

lumpentroll posted:

he sent one to me and i immediately posted without reading

yup...here.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

did you have that bookmarked…

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


lumpentroll posted:

did you have that bookmarked…

it's probably the sort of thing mods would need to refer back to a lot for him

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Buck Wildman posted:

lao you don't have to pose like that, it actually makes my job harder. just stand normal and keep your arms and legs out a little

oh like this

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

lobster shirt posted:

oh ive known this guy since college, i forget how i discovered he had a foot fetish (he probably told me in college at a party or something) but a few years ago we were drinking together and i asked him about how that worked in his marriage lol

Lmfao

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

lumpentroll posted:

did you have that bookmarked…

lol no i had to go find the post in the reports forum, someone linked it in there

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



lao come on

copy
Jul 26, 2007


lmfao bless this mess

copy
Jul 26, 2007

selec posted:

does he have a chore chart at home with little foot stickers and if he gets the cat litter row filled up it's shrimpin time or what

lol

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

it's for the "bladder point," see, so i'm having a little fun with this one

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Willa Rogers posted:

I've never understood foot kinks. Why not knee kinks or elbow kinks for that matter?

Just seems so random, and absent an evopsych rationale, unlike boobs, hips & butts.

they got a hosed up somatosensory homonculus with big feet. it's tragic, really

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

not messing with those forbidden zones ...

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Lpzie posted:

not messing with those forbidden zones ...

that's ok, someone's gotta manage the ancient control points

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Buck Wildman posted:

that's ok, someone's gotta manage the ancient control points

she manipulates my point 30 until i chi

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

all disorders, huh ?

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