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Stink Billyums: Jul 7, 2006; MAGNUM

yeah the reviews out of cannes are corroborating the whole "no distributor wants this weird expensive movie" reports from a while ago

# ? May 17, 2024 04:53

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 08:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

poisonpill posted:

New movie reductive plot guessing game:

A group of people rally around a man who dreams of reconciling with his father.

return of the jedi

# ? May 17, 2024 04:56

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Another movie reductive plot guessing game, because all you can all think of is Star wars:

A space saga on a desert-planet where a young man with a hidden lineage undertakes a messianic rise as he avenges his murdered family by fighting the powerful forces oppressing the galaxy

A princess, a rakish aviator, and a robot flee to safety in a floating castle, but are betrayed and must escape. Ends on a down-note; featuring Mark Hamill

A father turns on his evil former employer to save his son, but at the cost of his own life

# ? May 17, 2024 05:19

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

poisonpill posted:

Another movie reductive plot guessing game, because all you can all think of is Star wars:

A space saga on a desert-planet where a young man with a hidden lineage undertakes a messianic rise as he avenges his murdered family by fighting the powerful forces oppressing the galaxy

A princess, a rakish aviator, and a robot flee to safety in a floating castle, but are betrayed and must escape. Ends on a down-note; featuring Mark Hamill

A father turns on his evil former employer to save his son, but at the cost of his own life

Dune

Castle in the Sky

Road to Perdition

# ? May 17, 2024 05:26

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

PostNouveau posted:

Dune

Castle in the Sky

Road to Perdition

Holy poo poo

# ? May 17, 2024 05:32

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

PostNouveau posted:

Road to Perdition

I was gonna say season 2 of The Wire lol

# ? May 17, 2024 05:35

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

The Whale 2

# ? May 17, 2024 05:37

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

Space Jam posted:

https://twitter.com/mattdonnelly/status/1791238096115155023?s=46&t=Mlprgz8RpZ-SuZPgpE6bUw

yeah i’m thinking i need to see megalopolis

the movie about this movie is gonna be so fuckin good

# ? May 17, 2024 05:38

Arc Hammer: Mar 4, 2013; Got any deathsticks?

The one about the loving hairdresser, the space hairdresser and the cowboy. The guy, he's got a tin foil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's loving hosed his sister. Lego! They're all made of loving Lego.

Arc Hammer fucked around with this message at 05:48 on May 17, 2024

# ? May 17, 2024 05:46

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

poisonpill posted:

Another movie reductive plot guessing game, because all you can all think of is Star wars:

A space saga on a desert-planet where a young man with a hidden lineage undertakes a messianic rise as he avenges his murdered family by fighting the powerful forces oppressing the galaxy

Stargate: the movie, featuring Daniel Jackson

quote:

A father turns on his evil former employer to save his son, but at the cost of his own life

John Woo classic A Better Tomorrow II

quote:

A princess, a rakish aviator, and a robot flee to safety in a floating castle, but are betrayed and must escape. Ends on a down-note; featuring Mark Hamill

Aero-Troopers: The Nemeclous Crusade, as far as anyone knows, nobody could ever get through that poo poo.

# ? May 17, 2024 06:10

Gutcruncher: Apr 16, 2005; Go home and be a family man!

A man goes on a working vacation to a foreign land which takes a wrong turn, culminating in his own divorce. He winds up finding a new love that takes his breath away

# ? May 17, 2024 06:16

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

Gutcruncher posted:

A man goes on a working vacation to a foreign land which takes a wrong turn, culminating in his own divorce. He winds up finding a new love that takes his breath away

lost in translation?

# ? May 17, 2024 06:26

Gutcruncher: Apr 16, 2005; Go home and be a family man!

Space Jam posted:

lost in translation?

Another hint: he had a very awkward booger in one scene

# ? May 17, 2024 06:34

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

badass cuts pizza with scissors

# ? May 17, 2024 06:36

Kingo Ligma: Aug 24, 2019; Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Mega64 posted:

Since time travel exists in Star Trek, is there a good reason why Starfleet never went back in time to prevent 9/11?

The most American take of all time, 3000 people died in the Ukraine and Gaza each while I was typing this post. 9/11 is literally the lamest, most weak sauce tragedy in human history and you're still whining about it 20 years later. Sack up, leader of the free world.

this should get the Iranian flag replaced at least

# ? May 17, 2024 06:37

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Gutcruncher posted:

Another hint: he had a very awkward booger in one scene

total recall lol

Mega64 posted:

Since time travel exists in Star Trek, is there a good reason why Starfleet never went back in time to prevent 9/11?

maybe they went back in time to cause that shits

# ? May 17, 2024 06:38

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

guys who love tittyfucking watch the good guys die. a sequel.

# ? May 17, 2024 06:39

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

badass cuts pizza with scissors

quit calling yourself "badass"

# ? May 17, 2024 06:55

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Kingo Ligma posted:

The most American take of all time, 3000 people died in the Ukraine and Gaza each while I was typing this post. 9/11 is literally the lamest, most weak sauce tragedy in human history and you're still whining about it 20 years later. Sack up, leader of the free world.

this should get the Iranian flag replaced at least

Replaced with a bigger iranian flag

# ? May 17, 2024 07:00

sweet geek swag: Mar 29, 2006; Adjust lasers to FUN!

Kingo Ligma posted:

The most American take of all time, 3000 people died in the Ukraine and Gaza each while I was typing this post. 9/11 is literally the lamest, most weak sauce tragedy in human history and you're still whining about it 20 years later. Sack up, leader of the free world.

this should get the Iranian flag replaced at least

I don't know, this seems like the kind of thing a person with an Iranian Flag avatar would say.

# ? May 17, 2024 08:01

dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

Kingo Ligma posted:

The most American take of all time, 3000 people died in the Ukraine and Gaza each while I was typing this post. 9/11 is literally the lamest, most weak sauce tragedy in human history and you're still whining about it 20 years later. Sack up, leader of the free world.

this should get the Iranian flag replaced at least

its funny when posters just keep becoming more embarrassing parodies of themselves

# ? May 17, 2024 08:04

Endless Trash: Aug 12, 2007

Kingo Ligma posted:

The most American take of all time, 3000 people died in the Ukraine and Gaza each while I was typing this post. 9/11 is literally the lamest, most weak sauce tragedy in human history and you're still whining about it 20 years later. Sack up, leader of the free world.

this should get the Iranian flag replaced at least

Seth MacFarlane didn�t die that day and you think it wasn�t a tragedy? You sicken me.

# ? May 17, 2024 08:30

sure okay: Apr 7, 2006

A young man ruins the world in order to get the attention of his ex girlfriend

# ? May 17, 2024 09:01

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

sure okay posted:

A young man ruins the world in order to get the attention of his ex girlfriend

Hey, that whole musk/grimes thing isn't a movie. :colbert:

# ? May 17, 2024 09:27

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

sure okay posted:

A young man ruins the world in order to get the attention of his ex girlfriend

I hardly consider blowing up credit card companies as "ruining the world"

editors note: I do not condone the actions of the narrator

# ? May 17, 2024 10:03

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

sure okay posted:

A young man ruins the world in order to get the attention of his ex girlfriend

Star wars episode 3

# ? May 17, 2024 10:04

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Kingo Ligma posted:

The most American take of all time, 3000 people died in the Ukraine and Gaza each while I was typing this post. 9/11 is literally the lamest, most weak sauce tragedy in human history and you're still whining about it 20 years later. Sack up, leader of the free world.

this should get the Iranian flag replaced at least

every goliath wants to be a david

# ? May 17, 2024 11:36

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

priznat posted:

maybe they went back in time to cause that shits

Captain Kirk gives a rousing speech to a disheartened Osama bin Laden to restore his faith in terrorism.

# ? May 17, 2024 12:06

reservoir hogs: Jan 24, 2024; egg

TIP posted:

I think that's plenty of credentials to write the first draft of a superhero movie lol

it's from before superhero movies were as much of a thing but i always think back to this onion video whenever they announce whoever is writing the new upcoming comicbook trash movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIY5b1JMvGs

# ? May 17, 2024 12:33

Dr. Thoss: Aug 22, 2011; i am a doctor. my name is thoss.

Mozi posted:

Shō nuff

i enjoyed this post

captainamericareference.gif

# ? May 17, 2024 13:04

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Mega64 posted:

Captain Kirk gives a rousing speech to a disheartened Osama bin Laden to restore his faith in terrorism.

kirk replacing kid osamas car toys with planes

# ? May 17, 2024 13:31

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

poisonpill posted:

Another movie reductive plot guessing game, because all you can all think of is Star wars:

A space saga on a desert-planet where a young man with a hidden lineage undertakes a messianic rise as he avenges his murdered family by fighting the powerful forces oppressing the galaxy

Double Down

# ? May 17, 2024 13:40

henkman: Oct 8, 2008

Mozi posted:

Shō nuff

Who's the master?

# ? May 17, 2024 13:45

Stink Billyums: Jul 7, 2006; MAGNUM

monique gabrielle can't catch a break

https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1791259290570789172

# ? May 17, 2024 15:34

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

RealityWarCriminal posted:

Double Down

Lmfao

# ? May 17, 2024 15:36

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

dreezy posted:

its funny when posters just keep becoming more embarrassing parodies of themselves

turn on your monitor

# ? May 17, 2024 16:18

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

jeff bezos: in the tv show called silk, whenever silk's not on-screen, people should be saying "great. exactly what I signed up for"

# ? May 17, 2024 16:27

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Cotton: A Silk Story

# ? May 17, 2024 16:29

Gutcruncher: Apr 16, 2005; Go home and be a family man!

It�s weird that the algorithm that Amazon uses to decide on what shows Amazon should make next specifically said �silk, but make sure silk is in it for as little time as possible�

Surely the algorithm would�ve erred on the side of caution and said �silk, but every character is silk�

# ? May 17, 2024 16:30

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 08:57

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

kalel posted:

jeff bezos: in the tv show called silk, whenever silk's not on-screen, people should be saying "great. exactly what I signed up for"

I prefer silk 2 :wink:

# ? May 17, 2024 16:33

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