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uber_stoat posted:nothing is wrong with my dog. his breed just sounds like that. *noise that resembles a choir of human screaming played backwards* i see you have a husky
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Karate Bastard posted:Physics don't work like that, geology doesn't work like that, decomposition doesn't work like that, but people sure as gently caress work like that, and totally would if they did. gently caress you cartoon people. - me in front of the horror section at the local library every day before they shoo me out with brooms
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Data Graham posted:Will always love this but I thought the ddrrrr ddrrrrrr noises are from gyo which is about zombie fish robots powered by decomposition farts not the enigma of amigara fault
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Porque no los dos - Junji Ito
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i like the beef jerky cave people
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Lazy_Liberal posted:i like the beef jerky cave people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnDlKn3XJNo
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Imma draw a manga about astronauts yeeting themselves into the sun over millennia from jacking off in the wrong direction becoming the limpest cum powered reaction rocket in the universe like oh no, what will we ever do, this person cranked their hog wrongways and is now lost in a glacial descent into a star, if only they ate beans then they could fart their way back, alas nothing can be done drrr drr drr omg gasp *dies from idiocy*
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Karate Bastard posted:Imma draw a manga about astronauts yeeting themselves into the sun over millennia from jacking off in the wrong direction becoming the limpest cum powered reaction rocket in the universe like oh no, what will we ever do, this person cranked their hog wrongways and is now lost in a glacial descent into a star, if only they ate beans then they could fart their way back, alas nothing can be done drrr drr drr omg gasp *dies from idiocy* This is just long enough to fit on the spine of a manga as a title, congratulations on your first book deal. Now go find an artist to draw this gorgeously and never sleep again, fucker!
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Karate Bastard posted:Imma draw a manga about astronauts yeeting themselves into the sun over millennia from jacking off in the wrong direction becoming the limpest cum powered reaction rocket in the universe like oh no, what will we ever do, this person cranked their hog wrongways and is now lost in a glacial descent into a star, if only they ate beans then they could fart their way back, alas nothing can be done drrr drr drr omg gasp *dies from idiocy* In this situation the smartest thing to do as you slowly drift towards death is to jack it over and over to accelerate yourself
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Grendels Dad posted:This is just long enough to fit on the spine of a manga as a title, congratulations on your first book deal. Now go find an artist to draw this gorgeously and never sleep again, fucker! I said I'd draw it jeeze \ | / - o - / | \ oUo :
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Karate Bastard posted:I said I'd draw it jeeze I have shown this to the Miyazaki guy and he got really quiet and started to search for a rope to hang himself with, I'm sure it will sell well!
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When the noodle guys come out all wiggly just put em through backwards and they'll come out normal, I don't see what the problem is.
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Karate Bastard posted:Imma draw a manga about astronauts yeeting themselves into the sun over millennia from jacking off in the wrong direction becoming the limpest cum powered reaction rocket in the universe like oh no, what will we ever do, this person cranked their hog wrongways and is now lost in a glacial descent into a star, if only they ate beans then they could fart their way back, alas nothing can be done drrr drr drr omg gasp *dies from idiocy* That's a nice Light Novel title, a bit short though.
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Mmm, this broth looks delicious! I'll just strain out the bits, and it'll be ready to... uhhh... errrrr.... https://i.imgur.com/xRvx8NC.mp4
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the sink gets some yummy broth
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Maybe they just wanted a bunch of boiled bones? I don't kink shame.
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Whatwhatwhatwhatwhat? What?
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Ommin posted:Maybe they just wanted a bunch of boiled bones? I don't kink shame. And don't sink shame either
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Maybe they just really like the metal that pot is made from? Don't zinc shame.
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Don't stink shame them stank rear end broth gibs
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credburn posted:Whatwhatwhatwhatwhat? What? You silly twisted boy...
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Neddy Seagoon posted:You silly twisted boy... How long have you been waiting for someone to set you up with THAT?
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Samovar posted:How long have you been waiting for someone to set you up with THAT? I don't wish to know that! Happens more often than you might expect.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Mmm, this broth looks delicious! I'll just strain out the bits, and it'll be ready to... uhhh... errrrr.... i did the same loving thing the other day with some chicken broth. i just had two teeth pulled and wanted some nice warm soup so i made some chicken soup and poured the whole loving 8 quarts down my sink when i went to strain the bones out. i had one like half coffee cup of soup as a taster while making it. RIP
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Ice Cream Man is pretty drat good "I can smoke it all by myself" lol
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https://i.imgur.com/vwfxe6J.mp4 sound helps
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JBV-109 'Imma Draw A Manga~!' Astronauts Yeet Themselves Into The Sun Over Millennia [Jacked Off In Wrong Direction] Become Limpest Cum Powered Reaction Rocket In The Universe. 'Oh No, What Will We Ever Do_ A Certain Person Cranked Their Hog Wrongways And Is Now Lost In A Glacial Descent Into A Star~! ♥ If Only They Ate Beans They Could Fart Their Way Back~!' Alas, Nothing Can Be Done Drrr Drr Drr Volume 2_1080P.mkv video checks out
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Karate Bastard posted:Imma draw a manga about astronauts yeeting themselves into the sun over millennia from jacking off in the wrong direction becoming the limpest cum powered reaction rocket in the universe like oh no, what will we ever do, this person cranked their hog wrongways and is now lost in a glacial descent into a star, if only they ate beans then they could fart their way back, alas nothing can be done drrr drr drr omg gasp *dies from idiocy* The Aristonauts!
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Karate Bastard posted:I said I'd draw it jeeze CUM, COWARD
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Jesus sucking dick, which is his own business, is far less terrifying than the actual message of Jesus is looking for you
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Me like the hobbits hiding under the roadside while the Nazgul sniffs me out
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Phlegmish posted:Jesus sucking dick, which is his own business, is far less terrifying than the actual message of Jesus is looking for you Not if that's the reason he's looking for me.
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Punishment's on the other side
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Translator probably should have removed this particular biblical reference.![]()
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