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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Gaylor Moon posted:

I wanted a good laugh so I pulled up the "tell it to earth" video. "Go. -Eff. Yourself!"

The comments are straight up full of people just commenting on how bad rear end he is and that he was acting with "typical muskiness!" and "haha look how the interviewer almost immediately started stuttering after elon said that!!" (lmao) "Yeah! He he won't let advertisers own the site!".

What in the gently caress is wrong with these dudes to think poo poo like this? They honestly to think he's actually a bastion of masculinity and manliness and badassery.
I know it's too easy to say it's a cult mentality or that they're just stupid, but seriously, WHAT is wrong with these guys; being truly this detached from reality to think musk is smart or a cool? I honestly don't get it.

Just think of them as peasants calling out to passing nobility and it makes sense.

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Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Alan Smithee posted:

i want them to cancel each other out
When matter meets ant-imatter.

delightful
Jul 20, 2022
I bet it would be relatively trivial to actually e-mail Elon and tell him to suck your balls. Guarantee his e-mail is elon @telsa.com or @teslamotors.com or @x.com or @twitter.com and that they go to him directly without any personal assistant in between.

Think I'm going to try a couple of those and see if I get bounce backs.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

delightful posted:

I bet it would be relatively trivial to actually e-mail Elon and tell him to suck your balls. Guarantee his e-mail is elon @telsa.com or @teslamotors.com or @x.com or @twitter.com and that they go to him directly without any personal assistant in between.

Think I'm going to try a couple of those and see if I get bounce backs.

technoking1488@x.com

delightful
Jul 20, 2022
Dear Elon, I wrote you but you still ain't callin

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Gaylor Moon posted:

I know it's too easy to say that it's a cult mentality or that they're just stupid, but seriously, WHAT is wrong with these guys; being truly this detached from reality to think musk is smart or a cool? I honestly don't get it.

yes, they are, all of it, people will believe anything as long as there is a critical mass of other idiots that will support them in their rejection of reality, even better if there is a perceived "enemy" to take out their frustrations on in the most toxic manner

Bad Purchase posted:

this looked obviously fake to me, so i searched youtube, and sure enough -- jump to 19 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFK626oZKCQ&t=1139s



:wtc:

Dwesa fucked around with this message at 09:12 on May 20, 2024

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Strong "Behind the Candelabra" vibes from that image

necroid
May 14, 2009

Decrepus posted:

Do you know where I can find the G.E.C.K.?

lol

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

PhazonLink posted:

i listen to polytopias's music, does chess have music?

A whole musical of it, no less!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix3WVxFzW_M

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot

This is the face of someone who hatched fully-grown from an egg sac in a YouTube datacenter

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
dont act like youve never heard of Curbs Lurbe

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Jelly posted:

It looks like all his features have been flipped upside down

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



Alan Smithee posted:

dont act like youve never heard of Curbs Lurbe

i got a bigger one

im cayden aiden

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
carpiss bunson

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

delightful posted:

I bet it would be relatively trivial to actually e-mail Elon and tell him to suck your balls. Guarantee his e-mail is elon @telsa.com or @teslamotors.com or @x.com or @twitter.com and that they go to him directly without any personal assistant in between.

Think I'm going to try a couple of those and see if I get bounce backs.

Just DM Grimes.
It's pretty obvious he reads everything she posts and is sent.

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars
:goonsay:

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

he's so loving stupid

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

It's an achievement to completely fail to understand, and yet perfectly exemplify, the quote.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

how is he this loving stupid? how

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

It's an achievement to completely fail to understand, and yet perfectly exemplify, the quote.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



spaceblancmange posted:

he's so loving stupid

It's astounding how loving dumb he is tbqh

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

I wonder if he thinks

(no)

that he's Neil deGrasse Tyson :actually:ing the quote.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I hope those people lemon law the cyber truck

There is no way Tesla has the cash to buy them back

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Elon’s int score is less than three.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



euphronius posted:

I hope those people lemon law the cyber truck

There is no way Tesla has the cash to buy them back

I hope they do but im gonna miss the money in my retirement accounts

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
musks dumpstat is charisma, *dies 50 times trying to fetch a tie*

John Mirra
Dec 18, 2005

Platystemon posted:

Elon’s int score is less than three.

He put all his points into Luck.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


euphronius posted:

I hope those people lemon law the cyber truck

There is no way Tesla has the cash to buy them back

It would be pretty funny if this extremely badly designed thing that came directly from Elon's instructions would be the big one that would finally bankrupt Tesla. Years later, every documentary being "Tesla: What happened?" and it's just a photo of that hideous attempt at vehicle design from the "Terminally Online Ideas Man" and then 50 minutes trying to explain every bit of it that was bad.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I've now seen like hundreds of videos of broken down cybertrucks and there's only what like 5000 of them out there? LMAO, what a shitbox.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



LifeSunDeath posted:

I've now seen like hundreds of videos of broken down cybertrucks and there's only what like 5000 of them out there? LMAO, what a shitbox.

lol its designed fundamentally wrong from the ground up, there's a reason why cars are built the way they are

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I would have put the battery in the frunk

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Still looking for the person/people who decided musk is a genius

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

LifeSunDeath posted:

I've now seen like hundreds of videos of broken down cybertrucks and there's only what like 5000 of them out there? LMAO, what a shitbox.

Starting to think that 95% of them were bought by Youtube click bait shitfluencers too.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
cybertruck driver sucked me off?!?!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


No I have not played Fallout 3 Elon, as I am too busy juggling being the CEO of 4 companies and having 11 kids

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

euphronius posted:

I would have put the battery in the frunk

With a big spike on the inside of the frunk to ensure instant incineration of the owner and truck when it FSDrives you into the side of a speeding freight train, therefore ensuring no chance of a lemon law buyback?

You should be working for Tesla

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Do you think Elon has ever been to a soccer practice

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



He got summoned to a World Cup game, at least.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


shyduck posted:

Do you think Elon has ever been to a soccer practice

*quickly uses AI to generate image of a smiling, muscular Elon musk playing soccer on mars*

Oh wait sorry this isn’t my dogedesigner account

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Alan Smithee posted:

cybertruck driver sucked me off?!?!

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