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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Low-flush toilets are perfectly adequate for any normal fecal load.

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Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!
Every cent the military spends on F-22s, F-35s and lasers in justified, in order to protect us from our enemies. Who are our enemies? We can't know, we're not fortune tellers! But we must be prepared with air superiority fighters and space weapons just in case!

Trochanter has a new favorite as of 00:03 on Oct 20, 2011

KillRoy
Dec 28, 2004
I many not go down in history but I'll go down on you sister.
The Walking Dead is an insult. Why are these people bothering with human emotions? When the zombie apocalypse comes, I will show no mercy to any infected family members. My Hanzo steel will sing the song of a thousand deaths as I reave through the unread like hot butter.

Hardwood Floor
Sep 25, 2011

MrBubbles1119 posted:

Youtube Lps are the best.

Youtube Poops are the height of comedy.

kreyla
Dec 31, 2008
Coke is better than Pepsi.

Hunting for meat is ok, hunting for trophies is not.

Reading books is "better" than watching tv.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

KilRoy posted:

The Walking Dead is an insult. Why are these people bothering with human emotions? When the zombie apocalypse comes, I will show no mercy to any infected family members. My Hanzo steel will sing the song of a thousand deaths as I reave through the unread like hot butter.


The katana is totally loving overrated. My replica landsknecht zweihander (a 'greatsword' if you only know RPGs :rolleyes:) is the ultimate in versatility and power.

ornery bean
Nov 7, 2010

Pick posted:

Low-flush toilets are perfectly adequate for any normal fecal load.

Lmfao.


Humans are superior to animals.

Seriously 2.0
May 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747

Christmas Jones posted:

Of course prison conditions are bad, it's prison!

Prisons are way too cushy, they should become harsher!

Lady Charlemagne
Apr 23, 2008

GOD I'M TIRED
I'm a big ol feminist. A feminazi. if you will.

FRACTURED ASS
Oct 27, 2010

I'm such a nice guy, why do women date these assholes?

SatanX
Aug 25, 2002

I am the Don Quixote of donkey dookie
You know, George W Bush did do some good things for this country.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
There's no substantive difference between women liking slash/gay porn and guys liking lesbian porn.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255
There is no reason to not let illegal aliens into America.


How long before someone snaps?

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I don't see why people think the Japanese have made any significant contribution to global culture at all, actually. Their one prominent export (anime) was just Disney Cartoons with some tits thrown in.

GET INTO DA CHOPPA
Nov 22, 2007
D:
He didn't just raise his voice. Stop thinking that. It's actually abuse, and you should sever right now. Don't look back, OP.

ornery bean
Nov 7, 2010

Bronies are people, too.

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice
I'm not racist but...

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Android > iPhone.

iPads are overrated.

Pentile displays.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Anybody else wonder what was the point of that whole bit with the Bear Dentist in the new True Grit? I seriously don't get why the Cohens included that scene

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp
:confused: I don't understand, how was Duke Nukem Forever mysogynist?

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

monkeytennis posted:

Steak should be served well done.

You should never tip.

Instant coffee is just as good as fresh ground.

Budweiser tastes just as good as any of your micro-brews.

Only shave with disposables and hand-soap, don't bother with any of that fancy stuff.

I could go on.

I want to hurt you.


Beans go in chili
David Tennant was the best Doctor
Bacon tastes terrible on anything but a plate with eggs and toast.
Square plates rule
I give zero fucks about the 99%. Even though I am one.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I am so goddamn sick of feminist revisionism making everything about homoeroticism and power dynamics. Achilles shoved his spear through that dude's mouth because it was loving awesome, the Iliad is a story about manly dudes doing manly poo poo, the end.

MrBubbles6
Sep 4, 2011

MrBims posted:

:confused: I don't understand, how was Duke Nukem Forever mysogynist?

And why would anyone find the relationship between Sonic and Elise creepy in the slightest?

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

I legitimately hate conservatives. Any time someone expresses any right wing opinion I just assume they're a loving moron who isn't paying attention.

Abortions should be easier to get. Also paid for by the government.

Kill the rich. Spread their wealth.

The military is for thugs without any marketable skills.

sponges has a new favorite as of 00:44 on Oct 20, 2011

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The trend of making the ankles looser on boots is just pandering to the tragically be-cankled who will never look good in boots anyway. It must be stopped.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Isn't it so funny how the people who harp the most about tolerating all lifestyles are the least tolerant of anything that criticizes their permissive lifestyle?

Aromatic Stretch
Nov 4, 2009
If you are truly aware of the world around you, it's pretty obvious that God exists.

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

I think porn is a healthy outlet for undersexed people.

ornery bean
Nov 7, 2010

Douche Bag posted:

I think porn is a healthy outlet for undersexed people.

I really like you.

The Bible is purely metaphoric in every single sense and all Christians know that.

Jezrael
May 1, 2005
the bagel is an adequate vessel of nutrition
There are so many loving "liberals" making thier points just assuming they'll be with the smarter in-crowd, and not with the nitwit cons. Just because some of the "opposition" seems wrong, doesn't make your point right, you fucxking hippie.

Also, weed is totally a gateway drug, making you loving hippies into crack addicts with ugly crack-babies, you should stick with sucking dick so you don't get impregnated and the world gets even more overpopulated with another useless piece of poo poo.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Sex ed class should be required in American public schools, and somewhere early in the semester it should provide each and every student with either a tasteful pocket vagina or a silicone vibrator (whichever the student prefers) as well as a guide on how to use it properly.

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

Pick posted:

Sex ed class should be required in American public schools, and somewhere early in the semester it should provide each and every student with either a tasteful pocket vagina or a silicone vibrator (whichever the student prefers) as well as a guide on how to use it properly.


This is amazing. Please marry me.

Hardwood Floor
Sep 25, 2011

Lolicon keeps people from becoming real pedophiles.

(I've heard that one more than once.)

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

I like this peep-toed shoe.

aquatic sideshow
Nov 21, 2005

by I Ozma Myself
Touchscreens are a regression in UI design.

PooBoots
Feb 27, 2007

No-one helps a 2 year old who's been hit by a car? Capitalism's to blame!!

ornery bean
Nov 7, 2010

Technology makes you stupid.

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp
Every western country suffers from the same problems China has. America is really no different. Ever heard of the Bonus Army? :smug:

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
Abortion is murder.

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Rycalawre
Nov 6, 2009
Jeremy Clarkson for PM.

Maggie Thatcher was good because...

Political correctness gone mad!

You need to be tolerant of other peoples lifestyles. kill all the furries.

The UK megathread in D&D is accepting of people of all political opinions.

Israel should be held to international standards like everyone else.

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