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are puas human garbage
	yea of course
	i disagree
	hmm...not sure op
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TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

Sabel posted:

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2014/05/29/elliot-rodger-sexual-entitlement-father-abandonment-and-the-anti-boy-therapy-culture/

I got through like two paragraphs. what do I win?

# ? Jun 5, 2014 20:16

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 23:08

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

human garbage is the worst possible thing you can be. even worse than a shitlord. and if someone in gbs uses it to describe you it's pretty much over for you

# ? Jun 5, 2014 20:22

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:

XIV. gently caress her good

gently caress her like it�s your last gently caress. And hers. gently caress her so good, so hard, so wantonly, so profligately that she is left a quivering, sparking mass of shaking flesh and sex fluids. Drain her of everything, then drain her some more. Kiss her all over, make love to her all night, and hold her close in the morning. Own her body, own her gratitude, own her love. If you don�t know how, learn to give her squirting orgasms.

# ? Jun 5, 2014 20:22

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

insufferable and creepy are up there too. if you're insufferable or creepy there might be some hope for you... but both? you're done

# ? Jun 5, 2014 20:24

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

quote:

gently caress her so good, so hard, so wantonly, so profligately

Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:

I think he was using it as a noun, which means licentious: "promiscuous and unprincipled in sexual matters."

Edit: Which is still a stretch.

He needs to stop using the Synonyms tool in word.

are you sure you know what a noun is?

# ? Jun 5, 2014 20:28

Dr. Video Games 0112: Jan 7, 2004; serious business

Oh look at this, I posted this. You know what that means? I cause posts, I am god, I caused all the posts everywhere. I am the alpha and I control everything, wow, bet you didnt know that huh? I hit post and post appears, I'm god.

# ? Jun 5, 2014 20:29

TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

lol

TenementFunster fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Jun 6, 2014

# ? Jun 5, 2014 20:29

big duck equals goose: Nov 7, 2006; by XyloJW

My wife do nog swuirt, it pee maybe, I fail as man so I cry - Sharni from India

# ? Jun 5, 2014 20:31

I am OK: Mar 9, 2009; LAWL

JetsGuy posted:

Just a reminder that PUAs literally argue that girls saying "no" is just a "poo poo test", and "it's ok" to just go ahead and rape her.

Lol no they don't.

# ? Jun 5, 2014 22:06

I am OK: Mar 9, 2009; LAWL

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

is manosphere really a word they use unironically? that alone is enough to make me think that all PUAs on the internet are just one guy, insanely busy as he desperately tries to keep up the facade of being an entire movement until he flops into his bed at the end of a hard day and laughs himself to sleep

It isn't a 'movement'.

# ? Jun 5, 2014 22:06

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

I am OK posted:

Lol no they don't.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22bitch+shield%22

# ? Jun 5, 2014 22:09

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

I am OK posted:

It isn't a 'movement'.

its definitely a movement

the kind that comes from a butt and ends up in the toilet

# ? Jun 5, 2014 22:11

baw: Nov 5, 2008; RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

lol there is a pua posting att

# ? Jun 5, 2014 22:11

I am OK: Mar 9, 2009; LAWL

Sabel posted:

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22bitch+shield%22

Those people are rapists.

# ? Jun 5, 2014 22:12

baw: Nov 5, 2008; RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

and those people are PUAs

coincidence?!

# ? Jun 5, 2014 22:13

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyzmBIzEnOA
http://manhood101.com/

Everything here is a glorious caricature of masculinity.

# ? Jun 5, 2014 22:15

I am OK: Mar 9, 2009; LAWL

baw posted:

and those people are PUAs

coincidence?!

Lots of goons appear to be paedophiles. COINCIDENCE?!

# ? Jun 5, 2014 22:16

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

# ? Jun 5, 2014 22:17

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-q__knBahs

# ? Jun 5, 2014 22:17

corpuscollossus: Apr 19, 2007

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Later that evening...

# ? Jun 5, 2014 22:18

Nog: May 15, 2006

I am OK posted:

Lots of goons appear to be paedophiles. COINCIDENCE?!

i am ok, tell us about being a PUA

can i come sarge with you?

# ? Jun 5, 2014 22:55

GlennFinito: Oct 15, 2013

What's it called when you are not a PUA because you recognize that women are people but at the same time recognize women are attracted to confidence.

e: it should be noted, however, that I initially thought, just like Elliot, that sitting in corner looking cool was a legit strategy

GlennFinito fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Jun 5, 2014

# ? Jun 5, 2014 23:25

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

GlennFinito posted:

What's it called when you are not a PUA because you recognize that women are people but at the same time recognize women are attracted to confidence.

problematic

# ? Jun 5, 2014 23:26

I am OK: Mar 9, 2009; LAWL

GlennFinito posted:

What's it called when you are not a PUA because you recognize that women are people but at the same time recognize women are attracted to confidence.

It's called being a shitlord, shitlord.

# ? Jun 5, 2014 23:27

Esposito: Apr 5, 2003; Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.

are a lot of PUAs also white supremacists? i get the feeling that they are

# ? Jun 5, 2014 23:27

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

Esposito posted:

are a lot of PUAs also white supremacists? i get the feeling that they are

they probably love bitcoins and hate blacks and gays and vote republican too

# ? Jun 5, 2014 23:28

I am OK: Mar 9, 2009; LAWL

The world outside of the GBS safe zone (and selected subforums such as LP) is entirely full of walking caricatures such as bronies, puas, MRAs and people who love outside of cities and vote rethuglican.

# ? Jun 5, 2014 23:32

GlennFinito: Oct 15, 2013

I am OK posted:

It's called being a shitlord, shitlord.

but I am a sex haver now so your opinion is irrelevant.

butplug accident posted:

problematic

accurate.

# ? Jun 5, 2014 23:33

d3c0y2: Sep 29, 2009

I am OK posted:

The world outside of the GBS safe zone (and selected subforums such as LP) is entirely full of walking caricatures such as bronies, puas, MRAs and people who love outside of cities and vote rethuglican.

I thought Lets Play was full of anime weirdos who joined up to watch some person play a weird japanese game.

# ? Jun 5, 2014 23:35

I am OK: Mar 9, 2009; LAWL

d3c0y2 posted:

I thought Lets Play was full of anime weirdos who joined up to watch some person play a weird japanese game.

And it's beautiful.

# ? Jun 5, 2014 23:36

Synonamess Botch: Jun 5, 2006; dicks are for my cat

GlennFinito posted:

What's it called when you are not a PUA because you recognize that women are people but at the same time recognize women are attracted to confidence.

e: it should be noted, however, that I initially thought, just like Elliot, that sitting in corner looking cool was a legit strategy

it's called being a loving adult, of course women are attracted to confidence, everyone is attracted to confidence

"my dream partner is a meek shut-in who is insecure and can't take control of their own day-to-day life" - a mentally unhealthy person

# ? Jun 5, 2014 23:58

subhuman filth: Nov 1, 2006

I am OK posted:

Lol no they don't.

how much pussy do you pull bro?

# ? Jun 5, 2014 23:58

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

women are attracted to confidence more than men due to the obvious evolutionary advantages

# ? Jun 5, 2014 23:59

lite frisk: Oct 5, 2013

Sabel posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyzmBIzEnOA
http://manhood101.com/

Everything here is a glorious caricature of masculinity.

quote:

what we teach is ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Whether it's fingering a slut in the backseat of your Honda Civic on a first date, talking to that annoying Korean nerd sitting next to you in Hebrew class, putting that fat negro oval office at work in check, saving your wife from ending up on the business end of your black neighbor's comforting dong, removing your girlfriend's head from a plate glass window, coping with your fantasy of shooting your mom in the face, motivating your drunken, suicidal Chinese iPod factory employees, or just standing up for yourself in a society that sneers at male needs, our goal is to set the world on fire, starting with your tender rear end.

edit: i don't even know what to bold

lite frisk fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Jun 6, 2014

# ? Jun 6, 2014 00:02

Ewan: Sep 29, 2008; Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

GlennFinito posted:

What's it called when you are not a PUA because you recognize that women are people but at the same time recognize women are attracted to confidence.

It's called "being good with women".

# ? Jun 6, 2014 00:03

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

GlennFinito posted:

What's it called when you are not a PUA because you recognize that women are people but at the same time recognize women are attracted to confidence.

e: it should be noted, however, that I initially thought, just like Elliot, that sitting in corner looking cool was a legit strategy

The original, and outside of certain internet forums, actual definition of nice guy.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 00:13

tbp: Mar 1, 2008; DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

PUAs are actually good and women are easily manipulated due to statistically lower intelligence and success in important avenues of life (scientific research, career achievement, income, etc.)

# ? Jun 6, 2014 00:15

Waldorf Sixpence: Sep 6, 2004; Often harder on Player 2

Ewan posted:

It's called "being good with women".

It's called 'bare minimum'

# ? Jun 6, 2014 01:31

MyChemicalImbalance: Sep 15, 2007; Keep on smilin'

tbp posted:

PUAs are actually good and women are easily manipulated due to statistically lower intelligence and success in important avenues of life (scientific research, career achievement, income, etc.)

Thinking women are inferior and using tactics which would only fool the least intelligent females out there is most definitely a way to get yourself some top class ho's yo.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:19

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 23:08

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

for someone who disdains mra culture, you lamewads sure are immersed in it. you are forever referring to phrases, beliefs, and events i've never heard of. it's like the internet is your window on the world. i visualize you as bearded beavis or buttheads who watch tv in order to find something to look down on. only there is you own banality exceeded

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:23

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