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OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/TheDemocrats/status/950449434986471425

:eyepop:

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THS
Sep 15, 2017

if oprah runs for president im going to kill myself

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Yandat posted:

if oprah runs for president im going to kill myself

joke's on you, we're already dead

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

World War Mammories posted:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:same:

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

quadruple cuck posted:

joke's on you, we're already dead

someone loving unplug the simulation. make the horror stop

THS
Sep 15, 2017

hell doesn't end, there's no recourse or hope. that's the point

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Yandat posted:

if oprah runs for president im going to kill myself

Comapred to Trump there is nowhere to go but up

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



democratic establishment just discovered what could save them from bernie

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

democratic establishment just discovered what could save them from bernie

getting the excuses for when bernie loses again warmed up early i see

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Fallen Hamprince posted:

getting the excuses for when bernie loses again warmed up early i see

this take is so hot

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Fallen Hamprince posted:

getting the excuses for when bernie loses again warmed up early i see

gently caress off, Hamprince

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/950509091721502720

:thunk:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Fallen Hamprince posted:

getting the excuses for when bernie loses again warmed up early i see

:nallears:

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

y'all are so sure that democrats can win literally everywhere if they run to the left but also so ready to give up three years in advance

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Badger of Basra posted:

y'all are so sure that democrats can win literally everywhere if they run to the left but also so ready to give up three years in advance

thats because they're democrats and they will find a way to lose by nominating a gormless neoliberal

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

the democratic base wants leftism, but also oprah is definitely going to win

THS
Sep 15, 2017

it has nothing to do with what anyone wants, we live in hell, the stupidest thing that can happen will happen

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

living in a fantasy world where there is a candidate too left-wing for the dem primaries but not too left wing for the general because you need to blame the failures of your movement on the libs

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Badger of Basra posted:

y'all are so sure that democrats can win literally everywhere if they run to the left but also so ready to give up three years in advance

oprah

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007



She was quoted as saying

"You'd have to be a goddamn idiot to run for president right now"

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Fallen Hamprince posted:

living in a fantasy world where there is a candidate too left-wing for the dem primaries but not too left wing for the general because you need to blame the failures of your movement on the libs

you can sell a left wing vision to the general electorate better than you can sell some mealy mouthed pussy bullshit that appeals to dnc nerds

people don't have political principals, politics is a narrative

Dylan McKay
Oct 20, 2011

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

fake news

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Yandat posted:

hell doesn't end, there's no recourse or hope. that's the point

you were born in the wrong era

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
born in the past: nonstop war, never go further than 20 miles away from home, dies early from diseases (along with everyone you love)

born in the present: nonstop war, instant widespread communication has turned humanity into morons, nukes at the ready and pointed everywhere manned by hitler but dumber, dies early because you can't afford any treatment

born in the future: nonstop space war, interstellar transportation requires you to cryosleep for centuries, galaxy internet has awful latency, dies randomly whenever the overlord AI decides that it is time

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
alternatively: you can never die because technology can reverse death, leading to awful fates where you are killed over and over again with no end

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Brother Friendship posted:

there is somehow more material of oprah being a poo poo rear end than donald trump because she had to produce an hour of garbage daily

its an idea so stupid we are definitely going to see it happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l59cg62wqpY

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
oprahm emanuel

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
obliterate all who want oprah to run ftw

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Bill Kristol already pretty much endorsed her so she's toast :rip:

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

you fuckers

you idiot fuckers arrruuugughhhhh

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/950205162974515201

:crossarms:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Yandat posted:

it has nothing to do with what anyone wants, we live in hell, the stupidest thing that can happen will happen

Next C-Spam subtitle?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


During a January 2011 interview, Oprah Winfrey was asked by Piers Morgan if she feels pain writing checks for over $100,000.

Oprah replied:

“The most pain I feel – my accountants will tell you this – every time I write a check to the IRS. It’s a ceremony. They come in – for years they came in with wine – now they come in with tequila.”

Oprah has also spoken out against the Death Tax:

“I think it’s so irritating that once I die, 55 percent of my money goes to the United States government…You know why it’s so irritating? Because you already paid nearly 50 percent when the money was earned.”

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
drop moabs on busloads of oprah supporters

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/950497241118093312


https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman/status/950203958760525824

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


america is dead

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Burn Hollywood to the ground

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Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
this poo poo no joke depresses me to no end

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