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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Uriah with a beard is sexier than Paulie Costa, who gives off disturbing energy and I'm tired of him.

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Le Saboteur posted:

Man Uriah Hall vs Israel Adsanya would have been a better fight.

I think if Uriah wins, that'll be next.

kommisar
Jan 2, 2007

dominick "reckless abandonment issues" cruz

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Hot take

Weight class jumping super fights are dumb and bad

theyre fine. it depends

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Dan Didio posted:

Uriah with a beard is sexier than Paulie Costa, who gives off disturbing energy and I'm tired of him.

counterpoint: my wife just saw costa for the first time and I think my marriage might be over

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Bundt Cake posted:

i still like him

I actually felt kinda bad for him when they edited the entire season to make him look extra antisocial and creepy

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Oh boy that cup moved like 4 inches.

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
Uriah tricked into a pro wrestling test of strength so that Bob Costas could kick him in the balls

A Salty Affair
Oct 9, 2012

Ball crunching is the best base for MMA

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Jesus.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Full blast kick straight to the balls

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Full on dick kick still an effective strategy

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Steroids, eyepoke, and a nutshot. All I need now is a fencegrab and either fish-hooking or small joint manipulation and I have BINGO

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I like that Costa landed a really obvious nut shot, thought about it for a second, then kept hitting him

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
To be so shameless as to straight up blast a dude in the nuts and then drop in a couple of punches before the ref can pull you away

Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007
Thats a great jab

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Hot take

Weight class jumping super fights are dumb and bad

Not in this case. There's no legitimate contender at 205 or heavyweight right now and DC has been a company man for years. The match up makes sense.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
jaysus that sounded like a baseball bat hitting a side of beef

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

The more pissed they get the better this gets

Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007
Just curious, how many times has some one been the next Anderson?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Blast them balls.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

uriah's cursed girth

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Uriah is milking that material graze.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
Absolutely working his dick and balls over, the warrior spirit

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Hall looks really good, much better than he does normally, and he's been punched and kicked in the balls three times and blinded.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So Costas is playing the long game by defeating the future generations of Halls before they can exist?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

BlindSite posted:

Not in this case. There's no legitimate contender at 205 or heavyweight right now and DC has been a company man for years. The match up makes sense.

They should lock Jon Jones in a crate for six months so they can guarantee he is clean and also so DC can finally beat him

A Salty Affair
Oct 9, 2012

What even is this fight?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Move on to dick punches - smart

meatloafkitten
Mar 2, 2004

To the KISS-copter!
When's the last time a FOX fight went ten minutes into PPV time? This one could do it.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Take a loving point

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

henkman posted:

Absolutely working his dick and balls over, the warrior spirit

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive
30 (but with a very stern warning, very stern) - 27

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I think we have a new Paulhares except instead of not letting go of submissions he's just going to wail on his opponent's balls

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Go back to your corner!"
"But I have so much more dick kicking to do!"

Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007
Is that ref the old singer of killswitch?

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Officer CockKnuckle posted:

Just curious, how many times has some one been the next Anderson?

Phillipe Nover was the first that i can recall

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
If that was a real nut punch taking a point would be justified but that just grazed the material of the shorts.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Battering his dick and balls was the key to making Uriah Hall fight with aggression

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_28sOGi3rkk

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