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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Auritech posted:

I hate to break kayfabe here but... they're... extensions

i mean yeah she's a woman working for wwe of course they are

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Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Auritech posted:

I hate to break kayfabe here but... they're... extensions

Is Rusevs beard a special effect?? They got some high tech stuff

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Heavy Metal posted:

Lana's hair is better than John Romero's quite frankly

I think she must see the same guy as Dolph

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Baron Corbin posted:

that match sucked and vega botched the ending

You try getting your feet up on the ropes when you're 4 feet tall

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

ExHumus posted:

The pre-show airs for free on YouTube. They are trying to get people to buy the network for the PPV.

The technology exists to not air these ads on the preshow when viewed on the WWE Network. They did this during the Wrestlemania Kickoff Show that aired on USA, and every commercial break was not show on the Network. Announcers just went on as normal and then did a "And we're back live on USA..." deal when the TV feed cut back on

bartok
May 10, 2006



Rusev and Almas playing second fiddle in their own feud.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
You shouldn't have rejected Aiden's pure friendship, Rusev :mad:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
jerry lawler's son killed himself like a week ago

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Wet fart endings: 1

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

wwe vr? hell yeah

bartok
May 10, 2006



Baron Corbin posted:

jerry lawler's son killed himself like a week ago

boy that Jerry sure seems happy

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

rip jerry's beautiful son

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

Heavy Metal posted:

Is Rusevs beard a special effect?? They got some high tech stuff

no but David Otunga's is

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Lana put a weave in but didn’t touch up her roots

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

summerslam would probably be easier to digest if it was split over two nights.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Baron Corbin posted:

jerry lawler's son killed himself like a week ago

Maybe he was too cool for him?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

STONE COLD 64 posted:

summerslam would probably be easier to digest if it was split over two nights.

God no, they'll just make it two 6-hour shows instead

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
when i looked up to confirm that lawler killed himself i found out that nikolai volkoff also died rip

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

can't wait for the ambrose heel turn tonight

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



This Flo Rida song they have playing the entire show is bad even by WWE music standards

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Baron Corbin posted:

jerry lawler's son killed himself like a week ago

bradzilla posted:

Wet fart endings: 1

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Fentry posted:

This Flo Rida song they have playing the entire show is bad even by WWE music standards

AuToTuNeEeEe

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Benne posted:

God no, they'll just make it two 6-hour shows instead

what about a week-long summer party, with three hours broadcast from a ring on the beach every night on the USA Network, stay tuned afterward for Miz & Mrs. and Shooter: The Lost Episodes

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS

STONE COLD 64 posted:

summerslam would probably be easier to digest if it was split over two nights.

summerslam would be a lot easier to digest if i wasn't severely mentally ill and could just tune in for 2 matches that i care about

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

I need an eight hour Paul Heyman mp3 for sleep it's so soothing

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Take a shot every time they say "Big Dog"


at a Vince-shaped target

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
charly is neither a lady nor a gentleman, i'm into that

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Saint Freak posted:

Take a shot every time they say "Big Dog"


at a Vince-shaped target

i dont have that much ammo

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

i just realized that if roman wins, brock gets a rematch

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

GrimGypsy posted:

i just realized that if roman wins, brock gets a rematch

gonna lol hard if roman wins thne brokc wins it back

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

you leave a dog out in august u get a hotdog

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Spiffster posted:

Maybe he was too cool for him?

more like too much

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Tomahawk posted:

summerslam would be a lot easier to digest if i wasn't severely mentally ill and could just tune in for 2 matches that i care about

this is probably going to be the first wwe ppv i tune in for since the rumble. but man there is so much garbage that i might not make it to the end.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
can lawler still make dad jokes now that his kid is dead

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

that didn't look like a dressing room

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I'm going to look at the bright side tonight. Either Roman is finally going to get his win and the band aid finally gets ripped off, or Brock is going to win and I'm going to poo poo myself laughing.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Baron Corbin posted:

can lawler still make dad jokes now that his kid is dead

there is another son

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

brock asks for his rematch in the xfl

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Baron Corbin posted:

can lawler still make dad jokes now that his kid is dead

he looks like a guy who makes girls call him dad so probably

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
That countdown clock is starting to look like a threat

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