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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

shiksa posted:

a ridiculously convoluted move that takes forever to setup and i never actually get to finish. i will never win a match.

Ok Sin Cara

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

shiksa posted:

my gimmick is that my finishing move is the f-35, a ridiculously convoluted move that takes forever to setup and i never actually get to finish. i will never win a match.

do you also demand that the promoter come out and pay you extra before you attempt it?

96 BELOW THE WAVE
Sep 12, 2011

all your prayers must seem as nothing


back on topic WARDLOW

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

shiksa posted:

my gimmick is that my finishing move is the f-35, a ridiculously convoluted move that takes forever to setup and i never actually get to finish. i will never win a match.
always nice to see the rare military-industrial complex joke

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


shiksa posted:

my gimmick is that my finishing move is the f-35, a ridiculously convoluted move that takes forever to setup and i never actually get to finish. i will never win a match.

And to properly execute it would risk decapitating yourself.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
you can say whatever you want about the f-35 but you can't deny it's a draw

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

They need to do a military themed PPV and call it

World Wardlow 3

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I'm become

I'm become

I'm becoming

Wardlow in my mind

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


i know, we're all having fun just saying wardlow, but hear me out:


wardlow

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
w a r d l o w
a
r
d
l
o
w

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

W is for the whupping his opponents ask of him.
A is for the rear end that he whups.
R is for Ratlike, the way lesser men scatter in his presence.
D is for the Dominance he maintains.
L is for Leverage, which AEW holds in contract negotiations with outlets desperate to feature him
O is for Ohana, which means family
W is for Wardlow

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



w a r d l o w
a . . . . . o
r . . . . . l
d . . . . . d
l . . . . . r
o . . . . . a
w o l d r a w

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

William Regal shouting Wardlow for 10 hours

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Wardlowmania

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
this thread is just a bunch of









wardlow hanging fruit

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The Wardlow The Rings: The Fellowship of the Dynamite Diamond Ring

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I knew I'd like Wardlow as soon as he got that amazing promo where he destroyed some jobbers in a parking lot

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


WRLADOW

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
wardlow, babey.......

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

when I say ward, you say low

ward

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

wardlow

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

is pepsi ok posted:

William Regal shouting Wardlow for 10 hours

I would pay so much money for this.

Wardlow.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
THIS

IS

WARDLOW

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Bad news according to Meltzer: Wardlow is trapped in Saudi Arabia

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
A book like “Where’s Waldo” called “Where’s Wardlow” but you can always easily find him because he’s bigger than everyone else and dressed in a nice suit

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

*garth brooks on SNL imagining Wardlow voice* Wardlow

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


bebaloorpabopalo posted:

you can say whatever you want about the f-35 but you can't deny it's a draw

shipped a thousand orders, never drew a dime

96 BELOW THE WAVE
Sep 12, 2011

all your prayers must seem as nothing


sometimes you get the ward, sometimes you get the low

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
Forget The Rowdies, they should now be called



The Awardlows

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

The Academy Awardlows

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Bad news according to Meltzer: Wardlow is trapped in Saudi Arabia

Yeah, bad news for the Saudis

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Sydney Bottocks posted:

The Academy Awardlows

:bisonyes:

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Wardlow

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Big time

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjCDosDlrqo

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PlHJdsFnjA

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

dlow

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Peacedlow

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

haha remember in digimon how they had greymon and wargreymon. well what about dlo brown and wardlo brown. Heavily Inspired by post above the above post

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