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freebooter posted:IANAL but doesn't the heir immediately legally become the new monarch upon the old one's death, i.e. "the Queen is dead, long live the King?" It's not like actually swearing in a PM or whatever. They're the swearers! I also do anal but I don't know anything about how the monarchy works tbh but I assume a good war would get it going again
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https://twitter.com/thejohnburgess/status/1509768858613448707?s=21&t=xn-ZctoIDKpM9iuELxALdA All how to vote cards as well as Patrick Alexander’s preferential voting comic are now void. Only PHON’s guest voiced by Burgess should be allowed in the OP. woofbro fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Apr 1, 2022 |
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Apr 1, 2022 07:19
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I'll never thank God for a Friday again
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Apr 1, 2022 07:23
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Burgo noooo
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Apr 1, 2022 07:23
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freebooter posted:I'll never thank God for a Friday again
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Apr 1, 2022 07:24
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JBP posted:Every worker... Leigh... Every worker... In aged care... Will have a penis. Yes I'm willing to have my prime ministership judged on the penises. If you do not have a penis, one will be provided to you One teaspoon of vaseline in every cup
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Apr 1, 2022 07:40
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woofbro posted:https://twitter.com/thejohnburgess/status/1509768858613448707?s=21&t=xn-ZctoIDKpM9iuELxALdA Jezza of OZPOS posted:Burgo noooo they show him voting for the Open Border party 
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Apr 1, 2022 07:42
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It'd be pretty funny If Scott didn't call an election, got removed by the gg and the LNP had to go into the election with potato or some other hack as PM
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Apr 1, 2022 07:47
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https://twitter.com/thejohnburgess/status/1509778683594407938?s=20&t=lwuINOSf-RJyOKqqqcq_wQ Burgos still good
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Apr 1, 2022 07:47
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Animal Friend posted:they show him voting for the Open Border party Oh no I’m talking in favour of Burgo, the video has no bias apart from association.
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Apr 1, 2022 07:51
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partnering with one nation for that still sucks and he doesn't get a pass for that, sorry!
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Apr 1, 2022 07:52
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Animal Friend posted:they show him voting for the Open Border party Vote 1 Harry Fachina
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Apr 1, 2022 07:54
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Spookydonut posted:What happens if scomo just doesn't call an election? at first of people would say "this cant happen there are rules against it soembody will do something" but when nobody does consensus would quickly coalesce around "actually its not a big deal and youre naive for thinking it is." it wont happen, not because rules or institutions would stop, it but because morrison doesnt have the guts to do it
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Apr 1, 2022 08:13
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:because morrison doesnt have the guts to do it Sums up this entire term
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Apr 1, 2022 08:59
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gee i wonder what putting "divided australia party" second-last could possibly represent or imply HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Apr 1, 2022 09:46
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SuddenCactus posted:https://twitter.com/thejohnburgess/status/1509778683594407938?s=20&t=lwuINOSf-RJyOKqqqcq_wQ Fridays are back baby SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:at first of people would say "this cant happen there are rules against it soembody will do something" but when nobody does consensus would quickly coalesce around "actually its not a big deal and youre naive for thinking it is." it wont happen, not because rules or institutions would stop, it but because morrison doesnt have the guts to do it If you're talking about a half Senate election then sure (because that's legal) but if you mean just "not calling an election" then yeah, "somebody" would do something (judges, parliamentary staff, the federal police, the Governor-General, his own backbenchers etc) because if even Trump couldn't manage to overturn democracy with a third of the country behind him then the daggy dad from the Shire certainly isn't going to
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Apr 1, 2022 10:00
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SuddenCactus posted:If you do not have a penis, one will be provided to you One out of two gets a penis. The one without follows him! When the one with the penis gets killed, the one who is following picks up the penis and cums!
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Apr 1, 2022 10:13
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Tirade posted:Vote 1 Harry Fachina Votin' below the line for Harry
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Apr 1, 2022 10:45
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Spookydonut posted:What happens if scomo just doesn't call an election? The Governor General issues writs for a half senate for May 21 as the half senate term will expire on 30th June and it is a continuing body so the election must be the by the last Saturday before 33 days before term of expiry. The House election can be anything up to 3rd September, being 68 days after the time of expiry of the term of the House of Representatives. The Governor General may choose between 33 to 68 days to the nearest Saturday fr the writs of election. There has been one election due to expiry of term of office in 1910. Advising the Governor General to issue writs before term expiry is the Prime Minister's privilege. If he or she does not do so, the Governor General simply issues the writs as per the Constitution, and the govt of the day gets no say in it as their term has expired. The other thing that will happen is that there will be a lot of pissed off voters having to go to the polls so close together and the obvious attacks on money waste by the opposition and probably a massive flogging by a angry electorate. So the election now has to be in May to avoid the double election. Morrision will have to go the Governor General by 4th April to get a May 7 election. April 18 is the absolute last day to get the last possible election date for both House of Reps and Half Senate of May 21. I think May 14 is looking like the date, which would require a visit to the Governor General by April 11. I doubt the election will declared during Easter so I suspect Morrison will go visit the Governor General next weekend.
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Apr 1, 2022 11:12
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SuddenCactus posted:https://twitter.com/thejohnburgess/status/1509778683594407938?s=20&t=lwuINOSf-RJyOKqqqcq_wQ Who
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Apr 1, 2022 11:30
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JBP posted:Who Burgos, you get them at Macca's
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Apr 1, 2022 12:22
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Rust Martialis posted:Burgos, you get them at Macca's Must be a new south wales thing, we call them burgies
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Apr 1, 2022 12:28
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And get this at mcdonald's they call them shakes
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Apr 1, 2022 12:46
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the daily mail posted:Tense moment Anthony Albanese refuses to answer when asked if he'll raise taxes on working Aussies FIVE TIMES by Karl Stefanovic in live TV standoff - and Scott Morrison can't believe his luck amazed that albanese could manage to not immediately promise to never ever raise taxes when pressed on it
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Apr 1, 2022 14:12
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JBP posted:Must be a new south wales thing, we call them burgies Are you guys talking about meatie-eaties?
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Apr 1, 2022 14:41
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Sa labour appears to be assuring the continuation of the previous government's December "gently caress it, COVID is over" policy. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-04-01/child-under-five-one-of-two-covid-19-deaths-in-sa/100957728quote:Teachers at South Australian public and Catholic schools will no longer always tell parents if their child is a COVID-19 classroom contact because the number of cases in schools has made the requirement too "burdensome". The problem with COVID is reporting cases, so if we stop doing that it'll be less disruptive. Breetai fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Apr 2, 2022 |
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Apr 2, 2022 00:51
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Flood victims told to leave emergency housing in Byron Bay to make way for Easter holiday-makers At least 60 victims left homeless after the northern NSW floods have been ordered by the government to leave emergency accommodation and make way for Easter tourists.
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Apr 2, 2022 01:28
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yes, delusionally not giving a poo poo about covid is totally bipartisan now. also heavily encouraged by the national cabinet process for all the states to be on pretty much the same page. labor is of course more likely than the coalition to actually take action if things get significantly worse, but it'll still probably be too slow and inadequate. the only state that's at least taking some of the right steps is victoria with their school ventilation program - some of the other states have made vague moves in the same direction but nowhere near as effectively. of course, improving ventilation for pretty much all indoor public spaces & workspaces should be a national program if we really do want to 'live with covid' sustainably. queensland is suspending elective surgeries soon, sa already has. but the current plan is we just keep doing this forever where every few months hospitals are overwhelmed, with no end in sight? doesn't seem sustainable but the governments aren't offering any ideas for how this will stop happening, just blind faith? the queensland cho is a lunatic who keeps talking about how everyone needs to get infected too, complete nonsense when studies have found that omicron infections provide very little protection against re-infection. actions that could and should be taken to reduce transmission & achieve a safer baseline normal: -serious campaigns to increase booster takeup & vaccination of children - both are way too low - do mandates if you have to, especially in schools -mass program to improve indoor ventilation -mask mandate indoors, give out free n95/equivalents, educational campaign to get people to wear them decently well -put effort into seriously expanding testing capacity instead of shutting everything down, make RATs free mask mandate doesn't need to be forever but aiming for a lower baseline to remove it than we have so far seems very desirable. currently qld has a mask mandate only for public transport & healthcare settings but it's only like 30% who do on public transport, unsurprisingly removing it elsewhere has made everyone stop caring. lih fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Apr 2, 2022 |
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Breetai posted:Sa labour appears to be assuring the continuation of the previous government's December "gently caress it, COVID is over" policy. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-04-01/child-under-five-one-of-two-covid-19-deaths-in-sa/100957728 The contrast in official guidelines and also expectations of what is decent behavior are hard to reconcile. We're interstate for a few nights and woke up this morning not feeling great. Went and got a RAT because it's the right thing to do, that was negative, but did have the moment of dilemma on if we should because suddenly being stranded away from home for a week with no resources would be a pain in the butt, and what we're meant to shell out $20-$30 for RATs every morning after a big night?
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Apr 2, 2022 01:42
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Virginia Trioli has the worst takes
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https://twitter.com/MurrayWatt/status/1510053206692601856 https://twitter.com/Qldaah/status/1510048213868646402
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Apr 2, 2022 02:12
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My housemate has covid, and so I'm a close contact. I had a PCR and am negative but am now stuck in ISO with a covid positive case at home. Pray for mojo.
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is this thread is cspam because you admit it is the better forum or because you don't want any resposibility for the garbage posted itt? the climate is dying and not even covid could save it and you keep votin for steven crowder or that other bald dude, the only thing that can save us as is a russo-chinese invasion. i'm going to vote at the election, because i have no choice! what happend to freedom. see you all in the lolamo
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Janitor Ludwich IV posted:is this thread is cspam because you admit it is the better forum or because you don't want any resposibility for the garbage posted itt? lol I didn't even realise it was.
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Wheezle posted:lol I didn't even realise it was. april fooled
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Apr 2, 2022 02:55
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EoinCannon posted:Virginia Trioli has the worst takes In which she spins a nostalgic little story about her dad getting the train in the 60s or whatever, but conveniently doesn't mention the last time she ever commuted on public transport or how long it took her
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Apr 2, 2022 03:09
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There is absolutely a parking space in the ABC Southbank studios that literally has her name on it
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Apr 2, 2022 03:10
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commuting on public transport is definitely better than commuting by car but they both suck and are bad
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I kinda felt like she was telling the snowflakes to get out of the trackies and get back to the office
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