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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Criminal Minded posted:

Somehow we’ve made it this far without shouting out the McQuistans.



These large boys have 100% tasted human flesh.

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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005



Sam Cassel looks exactly like Lou Gossett Jr. from Enemy Mine, nothing can change my mind.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

If you're looking to fill in the tricky "Giants + Padres" square on Immaculate Grid, can I recommend Jack Clark?

Coco13
Jun 6, 2004

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

tadashi posted:

If you're looking to fill in the tricky "Giants + Padres" square on Immaculate Grid, can I recommend Jack Clark?



This dude looks like a bar fight.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
more easy mode cycling, here's Fernando Escartin


and lmao that Wikipedia uses this as their picture for him

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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


Gah!




can't forget about good ol' dale weise

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Jul 20, 2010

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Feels Villeneuve posted:

and lmao that Wikipedia uses this as their picture for him



the cycling combination of “rail thin” and “insane HGH abuse” leads to some truly bizarre looking people. there was a cyclist I saw on a hotel TV flipping channels one time that was giving an interview and it straight up looked like big head mode in a ps2 game

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Criminal Minded posted:

Somehow we’ve made it this far without shouting out the McQuistans.



Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

neoaxd posted:


Gah!




can't forget about good ol' dale weise

Reminds me of Tyler Myers and his neck and I legitimately don't know what are real pics to post of it and which have been photoshopped to make fun of his extra long neck

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

neoaxd posted:


can't forget about good ol' dale weise

Big Lovecraft vibes

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Speaking of necks

Jordan Silk

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Levitate posted:

Reminds me of Tyler Myers and his neck and I legitimately don't know what are real pics to post of it and which have been photoshopped to make fun of his extra long neck

None of them are photoshops....

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

a real chump posted:

Speaking of necks

Jordan Silk



I celebrate this.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

neoaxd posted:

None of them are photoshops....

Nor are the Mike Glennon ones

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Jul 20, 2010

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a real chump posted:

Speaking of necks

Jordan Silk



this gets worse the longer you look at it. is this real?

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
dude got a long neck, yeah



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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

dude got a long neck, yeah



whoever took this one is an rear end in a top hat. they knew what they were doin with that framing + lens

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Oh we talkin' about neck boys now?





NGL I'm glad Davis Mills ended up not being the guy so I wouldn't have to stare at that neck for 15 years.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Kirios posted:

Oh we talkin' about neck boys now?





NGL I'm glad Davis Mills ended up not being the guy so I wouldn't have to stare at that neck for 15 years.

lmao its Silk but with neck strength training

i wanna see him with his pads off

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost


pwhoar

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
And I thought Mike Glennon had a long neck

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

ilmucche posted:

And I thought Mike Glennon had a long neck


Man looks like a guitar pick

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004
neck

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

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not to interrupt neck chat (please proceed), but x-posting from the NHL thread:



led me to:





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Jul 20, 2010

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separate request can someone post more cycling guys with huge hosed up HGH heads. thank you

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

How was I only just now told about this thread? I feel like old timey hockey players are kinda cheating but cmon


Curt Bennett


Eddie Shack


Anatloy Firsov

Still some great modern examples:


Patrik Laine


1st ballot hall of famer Evgeni Malkin

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005



Dutch legend Dirk Kurt


Argentine Legend Carlos Tevez


French Legend/statutory rapist Franck Ribery

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ThinkTank posted:

How was I only just now told about this thread? I feel like old timey hockey players are kinda cheating but cmon


Eddie Shack

welcome! post em if you got em. i'm glad I wasn't an adult in this era. i would have looked like a fatter version of this hairline + sideburns.

there's a great clip of him from this Top 10 Agitators thing that TSN did of him getting chased all over the ice by the entire opposing team.

Ungratek posted:


Dutch legend Dirk Kurt

that's just wild, to me

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

ThinkTank posted:

How was I only just now told about this thread? I feel like old timey hockey players are kinda cheating but cmon


Curt Bennett


hachi machi

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Clear the track here comes shack

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
cycling is also still cheating but congrats to current TDF champ Jonas Vingegaard

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ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007



Claude Provost



Pete Mahovlich

ThinkTank fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Aug 17, 2023

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007




Also his wife is the voice of Siri.

ThinkTank fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Aug 17, 2023

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

ThinkTank posted:



Claude Provost

Actually it's Claude Provost's monster

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

39 year old Ken Stabler

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




He looks like 70 year old Kenny Rogers.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Don Sutton was a normal looking guy for half of his career. Then he got a perm, and kept it, for 40 years.

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Jul 20, 2010

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ThinkTank posted:



Claude Provost

you don’t see too many square guys any more. is this like an environmental thing that’s been stopped now? like too much exposure to lead paint that’s been regulated out now?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

you don’t see too many square guys any more. is this like an environmental thing that’s been stopped now? like too much exposure to lead paint that’s been regulated out now?

barbers stopped giving haircuts you could set your watch to

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Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.
Before the 1960s, North American men had to choose between 2 haircuts.

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