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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

DarkstarIV posted:

Bunch of sick kids are gonna get to watch John Cena lose to Austin Theory lol

My wild prediction has been Cena wins the belt tonight and is attacked by Jay White, who beats him for it tomorrow night

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

stab posted:

You cant see cenas bald spot

Spoke too soon!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

DarkstarIV posted:

Bunch of sick kids are gonna get to watch John Cena lose to Austin Theory lol

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
John, you have enough money for hair implants.

Come on man.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

AsInHowe posted:

This is awkward and long.

15 minutes before the bell for the first match, bodes real well for the pacing.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I can’t believe I ever hated John Cena

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

MJeff posted:

15 minutes before the bell for the first match, bodes real well for the pacing.

Reign's walkout is going to be 20minutes alone

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013

MJeff posted:

If Cena turned heel and knocked out all of those kids right now, show of the year.

Uh, no.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Miching Mallecho posted:

Awww, that's nice.

:unsmith:

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Miching Mallecho posted:

John, you have enough money for hair implants.

Come on man.

That comb-over is doing him no favors.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Miching Mallecho posted:

John, you have enough money for hair implants.

Come on man.

Next year's match will be sponsored by hims.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Is the Cena bald spot supposed to be a branding thing like the gap in Michael Strahan’s teeth

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

AsInHowe posted:

Next year's match will be sponsored by hims.

Frank Thomas Dick Pills

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

This is an impromptu hair vs. losing hair match.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Cena looking very dad.

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Cena looks like he should be playing Schwartzeneggers dad in a Predator prequel

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

We Got Us A Bread posted:

This is an impromptu hair vs. losing hair match.

lol

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

Miching Mallecho posted:

John, you have enough money for hair implants.

Come on man.

Even Elon and Bezos can’t fix hair loss, John just needs to embrace the bald

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The stage reminds me of the entrance to Universal Studios. I enjoy that.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

DarkstarIV posted:

Bunch of sick kids are gonna get to watch John Cena lose to Austin Theory lol

Enough about the WWE fanbase

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Nairbo posted:

Even Elon and Bezos can’t fix hair loss, John just needs to embrace the bald

They should ask Drew Brees how he did it.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
Big Match John almost got me misty eyed at the Make A Wish entrance

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

I sort of respect Cena for not giving a poo poo about his bald spot.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

SirPhoebos posted:

I sort of respect Cena for not giving a poo poo about his bald spot.

He keeps loving with his hair, so I don’t really think that’s true

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Cena has better hair than Theory, who has clearly been to Turkey.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

MJeff posted:

The stage reminds me of the entrance to Universal Studios. I enjoy that.

It’s a really great set

Lieutenant Centaur
Oct 17, 2010

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon

Miching Mallecho posted:

John, you have enough money for hair implants.

Come on man.

it also looks like he has a really bad reddish hair dye job

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

:lmao: at Theory pulling a Tyson.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Miching Mallecho posted:

John, you have enough money for hair implants.

Come on man.

just wear and wrestle in the Peacemaker helment

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Kosmo Gallion posted:

Cena has better hair than Theory, who has clearly been to Turkey.

????

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Theory is the perfect WWE bland white dude average ability wrestler. He's a young Randy Orton

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Digital Jedi posted:

just wear and wrestle in the Peacemaker helment

the hogan war bonnet

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Kosmo Gallion posted:

Theory is the perfect WWE bland white dude average ability wrestler. He's a young Randy Orton

Please don’t compare Theory to Randy Orton

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Miching Mallecho posted:

John, you have enough money for hair implants.

Come on man.
or at least

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I like Theory trying to pin Cena after every piece of offense

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Still can't apply an STF

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
I'm enjoying this stupid match

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Cena still has better hair than Naito

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Silly Burrito posted:

Still can't apply an STF

He's not even remotely close to it.

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Theory biting Cena is amazing heel poo poo and I’m not even kidding about that

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