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Smugworth posted:Grey Cat told me to speak american or go back to my own country Grey Cat rolled coal at me while I was watering my plants and the weird thing is she wasn't driving at the time
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Songbearer posted:My grey hair came in crazy early, like 28 or something? Only on the top of my head though. My beard is still proudly ginger. One day when that last bastion of youth dies I shall crumble into a fine dust as the grey takes root inside me and causes me to read the Daily Mail for the first time Bullshit. I can see from your avatar that you are brunette and beardless
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Mar 7, 2024 11:37
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I am agape at your detective work, and also on a permanent basis
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Songbearer posted:I am agape at your detective work, and also on a permanent basis I am imagining this post being spoken by your avatar, with that exact facial expression
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Mar 7, 2024 12:15
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Buce posted:many people are saying that grey cat is "up to no good" Be grey, do crime.
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Mar 7, 2024 16:24
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Congrats on the hair!
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Mar 7, 2024 16:31
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Droogie posted:
 That's great.Honestly dying while watching wheel of fortune in my goon cave is in my top 10 ways to go.
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Mar 7, 2024 17:14
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Mar 7, 2024 17:28
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A friend went grey in his mid-20s. It practically happened overnight. He dyed his hair sky blue. He is a 2nd grade school teacher. Students and teachers, and even parents were amazed, all ducking their heads into his classroom the first couple of days. The principal had to have a chat with him which boiled down to, "Really?" "Yup" "Okay"
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Mar 7, 2024 17:47
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I was seeing grey hairs pop up at 27. They’ve only tightened their grip. My sister has more than I do and we’re only two years apart. Now I just think to myself man I’m loving old even though I’m mid 30s
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Mar 7, 2024 19:35
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Grey Cat told me she still drinks out of garden hoses because it tastes better
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Mar 7, 2024 19:43
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And it's free if it's someone else's hose
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Mar 7, 2024 19:43
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Grey Cat is seriously looking into a reverse mortgage.
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Mar 7, 2024 19:51
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A. If you aren't filling up your glass from the backyard of some else's home you aren't getting the best tap. B. If I can be paid money based on equity I've already accrued when I'm going to die in a few years anyways then what's the downside???
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Mar 7, 2024 20:07
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Would you rather go early: Grey Or Bald?
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Mar 7, 2024 20:10
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Grey cat has fallen and they can't get up
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Mar 7, 2024 20:44
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Grey cat would like to show you their collection of commemorative plates
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Mar 7, 2024 21:08
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Grey Cat ranks buffets by their cost instead of their quality
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Mar 7, 2024 21:10
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Please do not be disrespectful to Grey Cat. She fought in THE WAR to protect the freedoms you all take for granted.
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Mar 7, 2024 21:10
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If you remember Pancho's Buffet raise your Mexican flag
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Mar 7, 2024 21:11
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Grey Cat has started putting plastic protectors on all the furniture in the house.
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Dial A For Awesome posted:Please do not be disrespectful to Grey Cat. She fought in THE WAR to protect the freedoms you all take for granted. It breaks my heart that I fought and died in the big war and people still take that for granted. But I did it for their right to do that. syntaxfunction posted:Grey Cat has started putting plastic protectors on all the furniture in the house. Depends are too much money, that's why I covered the couch in plastic.
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Mar 7, 2024 22:21
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redshirt posted:Would you rather go early: Patrick Stewart did both and is sexy af
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Mar 7, 2024 22:23
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Grey cats idea of a good time is 4pm bingo with a prompt 8pm bedtime.
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Mar 7, 2024 22:29
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Grey Cat posts too many kitten sparkle gifs on Facebook
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Mar 7, 2024 22:31
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I didn't expect 4 pages of people making fun of me, 2 at best. You can't have too many sparkle cat gifs and I do go to bed at 8 or 9 most nights... oh no it's worse than I thought.
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Mar 7, 2024 22:53
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if you need a spirit guide for navigating the geezer plane of existence, you can msg me
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Mar 7, 2024 23:01
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Grey Cat presses Caps Lock when she needs to uppercase a single letter
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Mar 7, 2024 23:01
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You are only old in your soul
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Mar 7, 2024 23:04
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Grey Cat has aged like a fine wine, indeed, she has undergone furrmentation
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Mar 7, 2024 23:14
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Grey Cat hopelessly fumbles with basic kitchen implements like the people in the openings of every kitchen gadget infomercial
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Mar 7, 2024 23:27
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Grey Cat has at least 2 butter cookie tins full of sewing supplies
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Mar 7, 2024 23:33
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I love Werthers
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Mar 7, 2024 23:35
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satanic splash-back posted:Grey Cat has at least 2 butter cookie tins full of sewing supplies same, but shoe boxes
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Mar 7, 2024 23:35
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satanic splash-back posted:Grey Cat has at least 2 butter cookie tins full of sewing supplies Left on the coffee table to continually disappoint the grandkids when they come over 
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Mar 7, 2024 23:35
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dee eight posted:same, but shoe boxes Good for keeping ATM reciepts
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Mar 7, 2024 23:36
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When Grey Cat hacks up a furball it comes out plaid
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Songbearer posted:Grey Cat has aged like a fine wine, indeed, she has undergone furrmentation
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