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Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
If the Pirates pitchers got the same zone in b9 that the Marlins got in t10, they win 6-3.

e: Now Jeanmar Gomez comes in, so the big question is whether he allows a home run or just several hits in succession.

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Mornacale posted:

If the Pirates pitchers got the same zone in b9 that the Marlins got in t10, they win 6-3.
There is a conspiracy against the Pirates it seems :tinfoil:

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
I see by the pitcher on the mound that the Pirates are just giving up

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Haha, left field cake; you could not tempt Sandoval this time!

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
Noooooo, Escobat :ohdear:

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Braun, you changed man. You changed.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Mornacale posted:

If the Pirates pitchers got the same zone in b9 that the Marlins got in t10, they win 6-3.

e: Now Jeanmar Gomez comes in, so the big question is whether he allows a home run or just several hits in succession.


Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

I see by the pitcher on the mound that the Pirates are just giving up

I don't know, considering on strike throwing ability alone, he seems like the best RP you have :iamafag:

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer
For fucks sake braun

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

For fucks sake braun

He's been struggling lately

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Please do a thing Cutch

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


It seems like Braun has turned into a swinging machine.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
LUUUUUUUUUUUC

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
It took the DLR eight pitches to get rid of Lincecum at the plate.

Somewhere, Zito smiles upon this game.

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.
helluva Lincecum AB there only to get robbed by the ump

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
gently caress yesssssss

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
This loving team. Holy poo poo.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Gomez! Brewers tie it up!

William T. Hornaday posted:

This loving team. Holy poo poo.

It's like their channeling Cardinals bullshit this year

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Did you know: gently caress this game

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
Jeanmar Gomez and Jason Grilli in Face/Off 2

it shriveled up
Jun 28, 2004

Why is it, that with every proxy I try with MLB.TV, it tells me I'm blacked out? I'm not doing anything different than what I normally do.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mr. Cool rear end posted:

Boy oh boy I sure am glad that after Andrew Romine failed to bunt and accidentally got a hit, Ausmus then told Kinsler to bunt. As a former catcher, he really knows how to prevent runs

I'm glad someone else was upset by that. loving Ausmus is terrible.

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

Den of Lies posted:

Why is it, that with every proxy I try with MLB.TV, it tells me I'm blacked out? I'm not doing anything different than what I normally do.

I don't know what you're using to change the proxy, but I use Proxy Switchy, and I've been known to forget to switch it to "MLB mode" for a few attempts till I realize my goof.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Angel, you handsome Devil :allears:

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
Who would have guessed that Zach Duke would end up being this reliable at the beginning of the season? Whatever happened to that Michael Blazek thing we got for Axford ?

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Pence, you awkward Angel :allears:

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
For some reason, I looked up Zach Duke's Wikipedia page, and well...

quote:

On December 9, 1982, reigning NL Cy Young Award winning pitcher, Greg Maddux, signed as a free agent with the Atlanta Braves. The first person he met upon entering the clubhouse at spring training was his new teammate and previous NL Cy Young Award winner, Tom Glavine. It was love at first sight and, well, nine months later, Zach Duke was born. There was a hot tub, along with Icy Hot, sunflower seeds, a rosin bag, two glove waxes, and a Pitching Heart glove. This amalgamation, combined with Maddux and Glavine, all came together in some Hot Tub Time Machine way to create the perfect pitcher. It's pretty much science.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
And Morse ties it up! :woop:

Screen Door Slams
Jan 27, 2014

Michael Pineda just couldn't stay healthy...
Is it just me or did Donaldson hit a ball so hard it knocked Ichiro over when he caught it?

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

William T. Hornaday posted:

For some reason, I looked up Zach Duke's Wikipedia page, and well...

Haha. I wonder how long that's been like that.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
GREGORY POLANCO

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
:pirate::pirate::pirate::pirate::pirate::pirate::pirate::pirate::pirate::pirate::pirate:

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
no way

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Based on my research, this Polanco guy seems pretty good.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Polancooooooooooo

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Now let's see how the bucs will blow this lead

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Hey there, Dave Fleming :)

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Oh for gently caress's sake. Is that twice tonight or am I still remembering last night?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Now let's see how the bucs will blow this lead
They better not, Chuck Noll just died

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

achillesforever6 posted:

They better not, Chuck Noll just died

Watched the 9th inning and realized there was no point anymore

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I just got out of the movies, so I'm late to the party but holy poo poo Gregory Polanco.

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