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Wounded Unicorn posted:lol theres more to that excited turtle lol
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Verily I Shat posted:If you remove the turtle pics and turtle discussion this thread is autistic. I'm really not sure what they're talking about, but its discussion and their presence feel awkwardly forced Way easier to turtlepost instead 
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If someone says sjw vs anti-sjw on the internet, it's equivalent to a 250 lb drunk guy in a tank-top looking for a fight. SpaghetioSexNoises fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Mar 5, 2017 |
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Uhhmmm... that's a tortoise. Not a turtle. 
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lmao. please tell me this isn't real.
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Bareback Werewolf posted:lmao. please tell me this isn't real. It's definitely a real thing that people do... jesus christ. http://abcnews.go.com/US/throw-tortoises-sea-florida-wildlife-officials-warn/story?id=30158161
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Bareback Werewolf posted:It's definitely a real thing that people do... jesus christ. :florida:
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Bareback Werewolf posted:It's definitely a real thing that people do... jesus christ. drat i didnt think it was a real thing
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Club Sandwich posted:I recently got an axolotl. They remind me of turtles a little bit because their faces seem to convey a lot of emotion but are ultimate pretty inscrutable. i don't know if we have any herpetologists but i read these axolotls are actually endangered, which usually makes for very bad unethical pets, but in the case of these little guys they seem to breed and survive very well in captivity with proper care. any insight on if they get them ethically or if they really do breed so well that all the pet store axolotls are just offspring of other petstore axolotls, so the popularity/internet youtubes could actually ensure they never are driven to extinction? thanks for this serious topic in the turtle and now salamander thread
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i dont think theres anything wrong with smashing them in the nuts if theyre stupid enough to buy into wop lies what goes around comes around brick human being .
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Verily I Shat posted:If you remove the turtle pics and turtle discussion this thread is autistic. then if you remove the turtles you are in your element here
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:then if you remove the turtles you are in your element here Bazinga!
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FarrellsAFaggot posted:i dont think theres anything wrong with smashing them in the nuts if theyre stupid enough to buy into wop lies what goes around comes around brick human being . really makes ya think
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lets not pretend chevon wasn't a baboon come on now .
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FarrellsAFaggot posted:lets not pretend chevon wasn't a baboon come on now . This is basically my whole thing tho.
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People on both sides are idiots. Twinks at 11.
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WatermelonGun posted:I haven't read any of this thread but I enjoy turtles and I think "Secular Humanist" is the worst username ever. just wait till you see his posts!
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Turtles are fuckin' dope
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Archer666 posted:People on both sides are idiots. Twinks at 11. JESUS CHRIST SHE SENSES THE loving RING TAKE IT OFF FOR gently caress'S SAKE
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hmmm yes very interesting OP what you're saying is you're a dumb fuckin shithead very interesting indeed.
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KaiserSchnitzel posted:JESUS CHRIST SHE SENSES THE loving RING TAKE IT OFF FOR gently caress'S SAKE The term sjw casts a wide shadow, full of anime and twinks. 
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Has Japan gotten to the point where girls pretend to be boys so that they can reenact their favorite yaois?
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Verily I Shat posted:If you remove the turtle pics and turtle discussion this thread is autistic. if you turn off your monitor you will see an autistic
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I use the term Social Justice Wiener for people who get mad at things like Scarlett Johansson playing the role of Mary Ghostintheshell.
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i'm a socal justice warrior i fight crime all over LA and orange county
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMkCPCWbmZk skip to 0:20
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Secular Humanist posted:Both groups are terrible, but have you ever noticed that sjws always pretend everyone who makes fun of them is right wing, because strawmen? Lots of liberals also can't stand sjws!! Yes, and the reverse is also true. Alt-right asshats think you're an SJW if you do so much as one thing they don't like. gently caress both extremes
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Fact: social justice is for retards Fact: turtle dicks look like alien mushrooms
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SJWs want to annoy you into being a "better person" Anti-SJWs want attack and take rights away from people for saying mean things to them. The lines are subtle but clear. Both sides of the same coin. Let's give these nazis a chance guys, I'm sure DEUS VULT PUT THOSE JEWS BACK IN THE OVEN TRUMP is just locker room talk
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This is the best turtle thread I've seen in a while, thanks OP.
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Arrhythmia posted:if you view the world as "SJW vs. anti-sjw" your brain has been permanently broken and you suffer from retard fail aids; sorry Ugh another 'stop making it an us vs them' pleb. I don't see you posting nosedick turtle pics, your argument just got DEBUNKED.
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Wow that turtle has poor taste it hosed a crocs.
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I was taking the trash out one day and there was a box turtle on the sidewalk and I said "sup bro". He pulled his head into his shell, but not fast like he was frightened. He did it very slowly in what I can only guess is a turtles way of contemptuously owning someone. I laughed, then was sad. Snubbed by a turtle. I've never told anyone this before. Feels good to get it off my chest finally, y'know?
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I was taking the trash out one day and there was a box turtle on the sidewalk and I said "sup bro". He pulled his head into his shell, but not fast like he was frightened. He did it very slowly in what I can only guess is a turtles way of contemptuously owning someone. I laughed, then was sad. Snubbed by a turtle. I've never told anyone this before. Feels good to get it off my chest finally, y'know? Don't let it get to you. I know that turtle and he's a dick.
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