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I don't bother with the twist tie on my bread bag. I just spin that poo poo  Faaaart.
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Mar 29, 2017 04:22
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Wicker Man posted:I don't bother with the twist tie on my bread bag. I just spin that poo poo gently caress yeah dude. Do you also just fold potato chip bags under and lay it on the empty part to keep it folded under? gently caress chip bag clips.
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Mar 29, 2017 04:25
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Peetown Manning posted:i wonder how much the holocaust cost The true cost of failure is immeasurable.
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Mar 29, 2017 04:29
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As a man, my manly thoughts are about penis. Penis in the morning, penis at noon, penis in the evening, and penis at night. Penis in the past, penis in the present, and penis in the future.
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Mar 29, 2017 04:43
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*drinks milk from carton, scratches butt and moans a little*
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Mar 29, 2017 04:45
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spank my snatch posted:The manliest response to this is to carjack someone and have them drive you there at gunpoint.
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Mar 29, 2017 05:04
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Honky Dong Country posted:gently caress yeah dude. Do you also just fold potato chip bags under and lay it on the empty part to keep it folded under? gently caress chip bag clips. Still good that way 
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Mar 29, 2017 05:10
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Wicker Man posted:Still good that way This is evidence that the manliest way is not always the best way. My wife knows some kind of mystical chip magic that can be used to close the bags without chip clips or lazily folding them over.
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BLARGHLE posted:This is evidence that the manliest way is not always the best way. My wife knows some kind of mystical chip magic that can be used to close the bags without chip clips or lazily folding them over. Yeah but jokes on her for putting all that effort in when as long as you don't consume a bag of chips at a glacial pace the fold-under is perfectly adequate.  Like a handful of chips with your lunch at work and you can make it through a bag of chips before the fold-under renders it stale.But yeah my buddy's wife does this weird super tight rolling-inside-itself thing that they say keeps them fresh for like a month. I'm always just thinking to myself who takes an entire month to consume a bag of chips?
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Mar 29, 2017 05:15
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BLARGHLE posted:This is evidence that the manliest way is not always the best way. My wife knows some kind of mystical chip magic that can be used to close the bags without chip clips or lazily folding them over. Real men just roll it up and stick a knife through it.
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Mar 29, 2017 05:17
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Honky Dong Country posted:Yeah but jokes on her for putting all that effort in when as long as you don't consume a bag of chips at a glacial pace the fold-under is perfectly adequate. We get poo poo from costco, and don't eat it that quickly. loving chip magic, motherfuckers
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Mar 29, 2017 05:20
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Honky Dong Country posted:But yeah my buddy's wife does this weird super tight rolling-inside-itself thing that they say keeps them fresh for like a month. flip bag over and repeatedly roll small folds down then pop and tuck each top corner of the bag inside the fold on that side elapsed time : 5 seconds, you can think about boobs while u do it its ok I wont judge
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Mar 29, 2017 05:31
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whoflungpoop posted:from the top of the bag triangle fold the sides toward each other so both sides of the top meet Right, yeah, unfathomable magic
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Mar 29, 2017 05:46
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Bogus Adventure posted:As a man, my manly thoughts are about penis. Penis in the morning, penis at noon, penis in the evening, and penis at night. Penis in the past, penis in the present, and penis in the future. Penis in the morning penis in the evening penis at suppertime when penis on a bagel, you can eat penis anytime
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Mar 29, 2017 05:59
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manliest thought today: rubbing my dick on another man's hairy rear end-crack gently caress yeah
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Mar 29, 2017 05:58
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"I should buy a TIG welder, I bet I'd weld all sorts of poo poo if I had one. *farts*"Honky Dong Country posted:gently caress yeah dude. Do you also just fold potato chip bags under and lay it on the empty part to keep it folded under? gently caress chip bag clips. Only acceptable bag closing solution is to use a rusty old pair of vice grips. a bone to pick posted:manliest thought today: rubbing my dick on another man's hairy rear end-crack poo poo, that's pretty manly. Like, all coarse.
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Mar 29, 2017 09:45
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That's one hell of an rear end
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Mar 29, 2017 12:24
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tom the toolman taylor is here for a sensible family goof. awwwrr awrr awrr awrrr -wilson, how do i please my wife??! -well tom im dead irl lol
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Mar 29, 2017 13:59
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"I sure enjoy not ever shaving or even trimming my pubic hair. I'm so glad I live in a society that places exactly zero pressure on me to keep my pubes a certain way"
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Mar 29, 2017 14:02
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"I cannot imagine or empathize with how embarrassing and onerous it would be to have to give a poo poo about my pube configuration."
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Mar 29, 2017 14:03
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Why are my nipple hairs so long and plentiful...
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Mar 29, 2017 14:14
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LUMBER GODDAMMIT
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Mar 29, 2017 14:23
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rap music posted:LUMBER GODDAMMIT LUMBER
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Mar 29, 2017 14:49
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rap music posted:LUMBER GODDAMMIT
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Mar 29, 2017 14:58
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Going to the hardware store to buy exactly 4 nails. I could buy an extra but I probably won't even need it
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Mar 29, 2017 20:54
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Applewhite posted:"I sure enjoy not ever shaving or even trimming my pubic hair. I'm so glad I live in a society that places exactly zero pressure on me to keep my pubes a certain way" not getting laid had its perks
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Mar 29, 2017 21:21
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drinkin a beer on my 4 wheeler while i ride through the woods to a small lake. there's girls in bikinis there
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Going back to the hardware store because I need another nail
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